Troll Songs and Quote identification contest

Im a BM wrote:
I'd like to offer this thread as a place to post songs and poems to honor the scientific geniuses who make this site so attractive to new members.

It could also be like a quiz thread, to see who recognizes the troll quotes.

Example 1: "You are a fraud"

Well, this is a trick question because almost ALL the trolls use this line.

Example 2: "You don't even know what science is"

Two different trolls use this childish taunt.

Example 3: "There is no such thing as oxidation in chemistry"

That should be much easier. There is only one troll here who makes absurd assertions of this kind.



Or a place to honor our favorite trolls with poems and songs.


Go and learn some science, you moron.
You don't even know what science is.
You came here to preach your wacky religion.
You lying Marxist puppet, just too gullible to see.
There's no other place where they'd put up with a troll like me.


You deny science, dumbass. Science is NOT the thing you say.
There is no such thing as that in science. You are just a nothing anyway.
Did I forget to mention you're a liar? Your buzzwords don't mean anything at all. It is not possible to measure that. Besides you were not there. If these things cause children's suffering, the fact is I don't care.


Go take your pills so we can talk about tomatoes.
My Apple stock is worth more than your life.
I cut and pasted this, I think it might mean something.
I'd rather insult you than love my kids and wife.


The aren't ever going to leave, are they?

We're now up to 105 new members who joined after I did, a year and a half ago.

They aren't ever going to stay, are they?

Im a BM wrote:
I'd like to offer this thread .... like a quiz thread, to see who recognizes the troll quotes.

Lighting each other up with infrared, absorbing, reemitting, and keeping the heat close to the surface in the process. A little longer residence time for the heat

, which results in higher temperature.

GasGuzzler wrote:

Im a BM wrote:
I'd like to offer this thread .... like a quiz thread, to see who recognizes the troll quotes.

Oh this will be a FUN thread! Thank you! I'll go first.

Can anyone guess who said this?

Lighting each other up with infrared, absorbing, reemitting, and keeping the heat close to the surface in the process. A little longer residence time for the heat

, which results in higher temperature.

Truly one of my favorites!

Im a BM wrote:
I'd like to offer this thread as a place to post songs and poems to honor the scientific geniuses who make this site so attractive to new members.

It could also be like a quiz thread, to see who recognizes the troll quotes.

Example 1: "You are a fraud"

Well, this is a trick question because almost ALL the trolls use this line.

Example 2: "You don't even know what science is"

Two different trolls use this childish taunt.

Example 3: "There is no such thing as oxidation in chemistry"

That should be much easier. There is only one troll here who makes absurd assertions of this kind.



Or a place to honor our favorite trolls with poems and songs.


Go and learn some science, you moron.
You don't even know what science is.
You came here to preach your wacky religion.
You lying Marxist puppet, just too gullible to see.
There's no other place where they'd put up with a troll like me.


You deny science, dumbass. Science is NOT the thing you say.
There is no such thing as that in science. You are just a nothing anyway.
Did I forget to mention you're a liar? Your buzzwords don't mean anything at all. It is not possible to measure that. Besides you were not there. If these things cause children's suffering, the fact is I don't care.


Go take your pills so we can talk about tomatoes.
My Apple stock is worth more than your life.
I cut and pasted this, I think it might mean something.
I'd rather insult you than love my kids and wife.


The aren't ever going to leave, are they?

We're now up to 105 new members who joined after I did, a year and a half ago.

They aren't ever going to stay, are they?

James_ wrote:

Im a BM wrote:
I'd like to offer this thread as a place to post songs and poems to honor the scientific geniuses who make this site so attractive to new members.

It could also be like a quiz thread, to see who recognizes the troll quotes.

Example 1: "You are a fraud"

Well, this is a trick question because almost ALL the trolls use this line.

Example 2: "You don't even know what science is"

Two different trolls use this childish taunt.

Example 3: "There is no such thing as oxidation in chemistry"

That should be much easier. There is only one troll here who makes absurd assertions of this kind.



Or a place to honor our favorite trolls with poems and songs.


Go and learn some science, you moron.
You don't even know what science is.
You came here to preach your wacky religion.
You lying Marxist puppet, just too gullible to see.
There's no other place where they'd put up with a troll like me.


You deny science, dumbass. Science is NOT the thing you say.
There is no such thing as that in science. You are just a nothing anyway.
Did I forget to mention you're a liar? Your buzzwords don't mean anything at all. It is not possible to measure that. Besides you were not there. If these things cause children's suffering, the fact is I don't care.


Go take your pills so we can talk about tomatoes.
My Apple stock is worth more than your life.
I cut and pasted this, I think it might mean something.
I'd rather insult you than love my kids and wife.


The aren't ever going to leave, are they?

We're now up to 105 new members who joined after I did, a year and a half ago.

They aren't ever going to stay, are they?

Branner and IBDaMann are the same person just as I know Swanee is Alan Bauldree. The way people use words are often difficult for someone else to mimic because people think differently. It's like the experiment they have people try in Junior High school about communication.
The first person will be told something and then they'll tell the next person on down the line. And by the time the last person says what the first person was told people are surprised by how different the 2 things are.

James_ wrote:

Im a BM wrote:
I'd like to offer this thread as a place to post songs and poems to honor the scientific geniuses who make this site so attractive to new members.

It could also be like a quiz thread, to see who recognizes the troll quotes.

Example 1: "You are a fraud"

Well, this is a trick question because almost ALL the trolls use this line.

Example 2: "You don't even know what science is"

Two different trolls use this childish taunt.

Example 3: "There is no such thing as oxidation in chemistry"

That should be much easier. There is only one troll here who makes absurd assertions of this kind.



Or a place to honor our favorite trolls with poems and songs.


Go and learn some science, you moron.
You don't even know what science is.
You came here to preach your wacky religion.
You lying Marxist puppet, just too gullible to see.
There's no other place where they'd put up with a troll like me.


You deny science, dumbass. Science is NOT the thing you say.
There is no such thing as that in science. You are just a nothing anyway.
Did I forget to mention you're a liar? Your buzzwords don't mean anything at all. It is not possible to measure that. Besides you were not there. If these things cause children's suffering, the fact is I don't care.


Go take your pills so we can talk about tomatoes.
My Apple stock is worth more than your life.
I cut and pasted this, I think it might mean something.
I'd rather insult you than love my kids and wife.


The aren't ever going to leave, are they?

We're now up to 105 new members who joined after I did, a year and a half ago.

They aren't ever going to stay, are they?

Branner and IBDaMann are the same person just as I know Swanee is Alan Bauldree. The way people use words are often difficult for someone else to mimic because people think differently. It's like the experiment they have people try in Junior High school about communication.
The first person will be told something and then they'll tell the next person on down the line. And by the time the last person says what the first person was told people are surprised by how different the 2 things are.

Spongy Iris wrote:

James_ wrote:

Im a BM wrote:
I'd like to offer this thread as a place to post songs and poems to honor the scientific geniuses who make this site so attractive to new members.

It could also be like a quiz thread, to see who recognizes the troll quotes.

Example 1: "You are a fraud"

Well, this is a trick question because almost ALL the trolls use this line.

Example 2: "You don't even know what science is"

Two different trolls use this childish taunt.

Example 3: "There is no such thing as oxidation in chemistry"

That should be much easier. There is only one troll here who makes absurd assertions of this kind.



Or a place to honor our favorite trolls with poems and songs.


Go and learn some science, you moron.
You don't even know what science is.
You came here to preach your wacky religion.
You lying Marxist puppet, just too gullible to see.
There's no other place where they'd put up with a troll like me.


You deny science, dumbass. Science is NOT the thing you say.
There is no such thing as that in science. You are just a nothing anyway.
Did I forget to mention you're a liar? Your buzzwords don't mean anything at all. It is not possible to measure that. Besides you were not there. If these things cause children's suffering, the fact is I don't care.


Go take your pills so we can talk about tomatoes.
My Apple stock is worth more than your life.
I cut and pasted this, I think it might mean something.
I'd rather insult you than love my kids and wife.


The aren't ever going to leave, are they?

We're now up to 105 new members who joined after I did, a year and a half ago.

They aren't ever going to stay, are they?

Branner and IBDaMann are the same person just as I know Swanee is Alan Bauldree. The way people use words are often difficult for someone else to mimic because people think differently. It's like the experiment they have people try in Junior High school about communication.
The first person will be told something and then they'll tell the next person on down the line. And by the time the last person says what the first person was told people are surprised by how different the 2 things are.

Is this Swan?

https://www.ksla.com/story/37863650/an-arklatex-man-endures-a-series-of-unfortunate-events/

Coast guard veteran!

Is he AB hammer in the Bessler Wheel forums?

Hey Swan, since we were talking magnets in your other thread, you ever consider those were the trick behind Bessler's wheel?

Spongy Iris wrote:




https://www.ksla.com/story/37863650/an-arklatex-man-endures-a-series-of-unfortunate-events/

Coast guard veteran!

GasGuzzler wrote:

Im a BM wrote:
I'd like to offer this thread .... like a quiz thread, to see who recognizes the troll quotes.

Oh this will be a FUN thread! Thank you! I'll go first.

Can anyone guess who said this?

Lighting each other up with infrared, absorbing, reemitting, and keeping the heat close to the surface in the process. A little longer residence time for the heat

, which results in higher temperature.

Truly one of my favorites!

Im a BM wrote: Example 1: "You are a fraud"

Im a BM wrote: Example 2: "You don't even know what science is"

Im a BM wrote: Example 3: "There is no such thing as oxidation in chemistry"

Im a BM wrote: That should be much easier. There is only one troll here who makes absurd assertions of this kind.

Im a BM wrote: Or a place to honor our favorite trolls with poems and songs.

I B Da Rap
When you mock warmizombies -- off the cuff,
'cause you went to him -- with the hard stuff,
he be da man!
When Squeal Over says the reef is dead
but dat aint what -- IBDaMann said
he be da man!
When rug-pulls send crypto all to heck,
he won't be runnin' any gamma spec,
he be da man!
Quantum computing aint a thing,
but there are more amphibians than it seems,
he be da man!

Im a BM wrote: Go and learn some science, you moron.

Im a BM wrote: You came here to preach your wacky religion.

Im a BM wrote:Did I forget to mention you're a liar?

Im a BM wrote: Go take your pills so we can talk about tomatoes.

Im a BM wrote: My Apple stock is worth more than your life.

Swan wrote:There are no known perpetual motion machines that work.

James_ wrote:

Spongy Iris wrote:




https://www.ksla.com/story/37863650/an-arklatex-man-endures-a-series-of-unfortunate-events/

Coast guard veteran!

He told me he will not let me use being a disabled Veteran who served in the military as a crutch to have a life in the U.S.

Notice when I posted to Alan Bauldree who showed up. It was Alan but he said it wasn't him. When I move out of the U.S. it's because I don't deserve to be a U.S. citizen as Alan correctly stated, Good Bye.

And spongy, his friend Bill F. of Australia said that it was a beautiful thing how he'd broken me and was grooming me. I saved that post. Everybody wants me to suffer until I die. As your friend will say, instead of my posting with people while pursuing surgery I have to answer to him. He simply wants me to suffer and his "mental illness" gives him that right while my being medically disabled does not give me the right to pursue a life in the U.S.

James_ wrote:

Spongy Iris wrote:




https://www.ksla.com/story/37863650/an-arklatex-man-endures-a-series-of-unfortunate-events/

Coast guard veteran!

He told me he will not let me use being a disabled Veteran who served in the military as a crutch to have a life in the U.S.

Notice when I posted to Alan Bauldree who showed up. It was Alan but he said it wasn't him. When I move out of the U.S. it's because I don't deserve to be a U.S. citizen as Alan correctly stated, Good Bye.

And spongy, his friend Bill F. of Australia said that it was a beautiful thing how he'd broken me and was grooming me. I saved that post. Everybody wants me to suffer until I die. As your friend will say, instead of my posting with people while pursuing surgery I have to answer to him. He simply wants me to suffer and his "mental illness" gives him that right while my being medically disabled does not give me the right to pursue a life in the U.S.

Spongy Iris wrote:

James_ wrote:

Spongy Iris wrote:




https://www.ksla.com/story/37863650/an-arklatex-man-endures-a-series-of-unfortunate-events/

Coast guard veteran!

He told me he will not let me use being a disabled Veteran who served in the military as a crutch to have a life in the U.S.

Notice when I posted to Alan Bauldree who showed up. It was Alan but he said it wasn't him. When I move out of the U.S. it's because I don't deserve to be a U.S. citizen as Alan correctly stated, Good Bye.

And spongy, his friend Bill F. of Australia said that it was a beautiful thing how he'd broken me and was grooming me. I saved that post. Everybody wants me to suffer until I die. As your friend will say, instead of my posting with people while pursuing surgery I have to answer to him. He simply wants me to suffer and his "mental illness" gives him that right while my being medically disabled does not give me the right to pursue a life in the U.S.

Does the phrase, "sticks and stones can break my bones but words can never hurt me," not apply?

James_ wrote:

Spongy Iris wrote:

James_ wrote:

Spongy Iris wrote:




https://www.ksla.com/story/37863650/an-arklatex-man-endures-a-series-of-unfortunate-events/

Coast guard veteran!

He told me he will not let me use being a disabled Veteran who served in the military as a crutch to have a life in the U.S.

Notice when I posted to Alan Bauldree who showed up. It was Alan but he said it wasn't him. When I move out of the U.S. it's because I don't deserve to be a U.S. citizen as Alan correctly stated, Good Bye.

And spongy, his friend Bill F. of Australia said that it was a beautiful thing how he'd broken me and was grooming me. I saved that post. Everybody wants me to suffer until I die. As your friend will say, instead of my posting with people while pursuing surgery I have to answer to him. He simply wants me to suffer and his "mental illness" gives him that right while my being medically disabled does not give me the right to pursue a life in the U.S.

Does the phrase, "sticks and stones can break my bones but words can never hurt me," not apply?

.


If someone stalked you for 18 years getting you banned from forums, would you feel safe?

Bye

James_ wrote:

Spongy Iris wrote:

James_ wrote:

Spongy Iris wrote:




https://www.ksla.com/story/37863650/an-arklatex-man-endures-a-series-of-unfortunate-events/

Coast guard veteran!

He told me he will not let me use being a disabled Veteran who served in the military as a crutch to have a life in the U.S.

Notice when I posted to Alan Bauldree who showed up. It was Alan but he said it wasn't him. When I move out of the U.S. it's because I don't deserve to be a U.S. citizen as Alan correctly stated, Good Bye.

And spongy, his friend Bill F. of Australia said that it was a beautiful thing how he'd broken me and was grooming me. I saved that post. Everybody wants me to suffer until I die. As your friend will say, instead of my posting with people while pursuing surgery I have to answer to him. He simply wants me to suffer and his "mental illness" gives him that right while my being medically disabled does not give me the right to pursue a life in the U.S.

Does the phrase, "sticks and stones can break my bones but words can never hurt me," not apply?

If someone stalked you for 18 years getting you banned from forums, would you feel safe?

Bye

James 2:17 Even so faith, if it hath not works, is dead, being alone. 18 Yea, a man may say, Thou hast faith, and I have works: shew me thy faith without thy works, and I will shew thee my faith by my works.

It is obvious that you can't do the math, so any math you post must of been someone's other than yourself equations and you must be a fraud. Since you have been running away from the simple math, I will let everyone else know what you could never had answered.

There was multiple answers for the cup question and are correct depending which direction you look at it. But the answer that is needed to fulfill the needs of the personnel is the only one that will keep them satisfied for their coffee. As in the Bessler quest you have to know actions and reactions and how weights effect the wheel in all possible directions for even to get close, but without this knowledge your math will be incomplete just as for the simple coffee questions.

This is what I wrote on my private forum.

Answers on the internet will give a small range of possibilities so I will give them as well.

The ounces in a coffee cup is, it will hold 10 ounces. but a serving is 6 ounces. A measuring cup is 8 ounces. Note that I use the statement of personnel which he should be familiar with.

300 personnel would make one think 1 cup per person. This it the part that has to be understood that we must understand our perimeters of what we need to work with. The average personnel will drink 2 cups of coffee in the morning. So we have to supply for 600 cups.

8oz of coffee a measuring cup makes 1 gallon of coffee. So it takes 50 gallons which also means 400 oz. or 50 measuring cups of coffee grounds to make the 50 gallons.

I haven't cooked in the military for over 30 years and it still only took me 5 minutes to figure out.

The beef of this matter is when we build? If we don't understand how things react and why they react that way. How will math be able to solve this problem. There are to many other factors to consider.

Spongy Iris wrote:

James_ wrote:

Spongy Iris wrote:

James_ wrote:

Spongy Iris wrote:




https://www.ksla.com/story/37863650/an-arklatex-man-endures-a-series-of-unfortunate-events/

Coast guard veteran!

He told me he will not let me use being a disabled Veteran who served in the military as a crutch to have a life in the U.S.

Notice when I posted to Alan Bauldree who showed up. It was Alan but he said it wasn't him. When I move out of the U.S. it's because I don't deserve to be a U.S. citizen as Alan correctly stated, Good Bye.

And spongy, his friend Bill F. of Australia said that it was a beautiful thing how he'd broken me and was grooming me. I saved that post. Everybody wants me to suffer until I die. As your friend will say, instead of my posting with people while pursuing surgery I have to answer to him. He simply wants me to suffer and his "mental illness" gives him that right while my being medically disabled does not give me the right to pursue a life in the U.S.

Does the phrase, "sticks and stones can break my bones but words can never hurt me," not apply?

.


If someone stalked you for 18 years getting you banned from forums, would you feel safe?

Bye

I always feel like somebody's watching me.

Spongy Iris wrote:

Does the phrase, "sticks and stones can break my bones but words can never hurt me," not apply?

James_ wrote:
As Alan Bauldree told me, he is a Christian Prophet and I will feed his children.
Unfortunately I don't understand math but he told me the secret is in making coffee. Since I don't have any children of my own I have no need to feed his children.
Since he understands what matters he should do the work. People will be thanking him for thinking of them as "his children" because he's a Christian and that's what Christians do, they care about other people and do good deeds because they believe in Jesus and what he said;

James 2:17 Even so faith, if it hath not works, is dead, being alone. 18 Yea, a man may say, Thou hast faith, and I have works: shew me thy faith without thy works, and I will shew thee my faith by my works.

Christians kept me from having a family so the Bible really has no meaning in my life.

What his post says;

It is obvious that you can't do the math, so any math you post must of been someone's other than yourself equations and you must be a fraud. Since you have been running away from the simple math, I will let everyone else know what you could never had answered.

There was multiple answers for the cup question and are correct depending which direction you look at it. But the answer that is needed to fulfill the needs of the personnel is the only one that will keep them satisfied for their coffee. As in the Bessler quest you have to know actions and reactions and how weights effect the wheel in all possible directions for even to get close, but without this knowledge your math will be incomplete just as for the simple coffee questions.

This is what I wrote on my private forum.

Answers on the internet will give a small range of possibilities so I will give them as well.

The ounces in a coffee cup is, it will hold 10 ounces. but a serving is 6 ounces. A measuring cup is 8 ounces. Note that I use the statement of personnel which he should be familiar with.

300 personnel would make one think 1 cup per person. This it the part that has to be understood that we must understand our perimeters of what we need to work with. The average personnel will drink 2 cups of coffee in the morning. So we have to supply for 600 cups.

8oz of coffee a measuring cup makes 1 gallon of coffee. So it takes 50 gallons which also means 400 oz. or 50 measuring cups of coffee grounds to make the 50 gallons.

I haven't cooked in the military for over 30 years and it still only took me 5 minutes to figure out.

The beef of this matter is when we build? If we don't understand how things react and why they react that way. How will math be able to solve this problem. There are to many other factors to consider.

Spongy Iris wrote:
Swan doesn't appear to be nice to me.

I doubt Swan is Alan Bauldree.

And I doubt James is James Lindgaard.

It's my philosophy that people shouldn't be censored in chat rooms (unless they are doing something illegal).

I know what it feels like to have to censor myself in reality. But here I have a forum to dispute the lies of reality. I get to say what I want, and so should any other commenter.

Free for all.

Im a BM wrote:
Here is a great one I saw for the first time a couple of days ago.

"Global Warming and Climate Change are a WACKY religion based on HATRED and intolerance."

Swan wrote:

Im a BM wrote:
Here is a great one I saw for the first time a couple of days ago.

"Global Warming and Climate Change are a WACKY religion based on HATRED and intolerance."

That would be Islam

Im a BM wrote:

Swan wrote:

Im a BM wrote:
Here is a great one I saw for the first time a couple of days ago.

"Global Warming and Climate Change are a WACKY religion based on HATRED and intolerance."

That would be Islam

Actually, this was a quote from IBdaMann. Not Islam.


Okay, here is a set of quotes from the responses I got in the first few hours after my very first post. Before it escalated into accusations of Marxist conspiracies.


"You would do well to learn some chemistry and other basic science."

"You are ignoring a concept in chemistry called 'buffering'. You should probably spend more time learning the chemistry of acid base reactions."

"You are a liar. You came to this site to preach non science gibber babble."

"Chemistry is not your strength. You should give up pretending it is."

"Go and learn some chemistry. You are sounding like an idiot."

"You do not have a degree in chemistry. That much is painfully obvious."

"Science is not your strong suit."

"Your reality ignores chemistry and the laws of physics. It is obvious you don't even understand the concept of buffering".

All this within a few hours of my first post.

Yet, more than a year later, the same two trolls make it clear that they still don't understand that hydrogen ions are protons. (those quotes later)

Indeed, it turns out that troll buffering is the opposite of what chemists think. (those quotes later)

While never acknowledging that maybe I DO have a degree in chemistry, the desperate effort to discredit never ended.

"The idiots who cite your research aren't really scientists."

James_ wrote:
I will never set foot in Europe. I will say that when websites support Alan Bauldree of Homer, Louisiana, USA that they are engaging in human trafficking for sexual purposes and as a result I have to let Alan Bauldree of Homer, Louisiana, USA own me.
I think Thailand will give me sanctuary. After all, IBDaMann supports cyber stalkers like all websites do because he's their friend.

And this science experiment Alan Bauldree of Homer, Louisiana, USA taught me through sexual molestation. It is HIS science experiemnt and I'll never have anything to do with it.
https://climate-cycling.com/cold-fusion

Until Alan Bauldree of Homer, Louisiana, USA teaches me how to make coffee I am ignorant and know nothing. Anything I have learned is only because he motivated me to work harder and not be lazy. That way he might show his appreciation by letting me learn first hand what a loving man he can be at his home.
And once I can get to safety I will have nothing to do with anything I've done because I will say that Alan Bauldree of Homer, Louisiana, USA taught me how I don't want to be and how I can be a good Christian because he has said for 18 years that little boys only learn through sexual molestation. He was merely teaching me by setting a bad example. But he will receive all credit for everything and if the science experiment is done, only he or someone he approves of will be able to do it.
And as for his invention, after I destroy it he can put it back together, it's his invention and he can burn it for all I care. After all, mercy does not exist in the West. There are German's who I ask why do me the same way as a stalker with bad intentions?
But Alan Bauldree of Homer, Louisiana, USA will probably become known for say "I make people my friend and they support my molesting you Jim".
And all of this is because Christians told me that there is a man who loves me and they want to suffer me to him. Alan Bauldree of Homer, Louisiana, USA says and does everything Jesus did and said in the Bible. I hope to be out of the West before Child Molester Day on Dec. 25th.

Im a BM wrote:
"Nitrous oxide has two molecules of nitrogen and one molecule of oxygen."

Im a BM wrote:
"So, Mr. Chemistry Genius, the correct answer is that if you were to get your hands on some magical acid whose pH is 0.0, and you were the add one single drop to one liter/litre of pure water (pH 7.0) and one single drop to one liter of sea water (pH 8.4), the impact of a drop of acid would be more pronounced on the sea water than on the pure water."

Swan wrote:

Im a BM wrote:
"So, Mr. Chemistry Genius, the correct answer is that if you were to get your hands on some magical acid whose pH is 0.0, and you were the add one single drop to one liter/litre of pure water (pH 7.0) and one single drop to one liter of sea water (pH 8.4), the impact of a drop of acid would be more pronounced on the sea water than on the pure water."

Do you have any magical acid?

Im a BM wrote:

Swan wrote:

Im a BM wrote:
"So, Mr. Chemistry Genius, the correct answer is that if you were to get your hands on some magical acid whose pH is 0.0, and you were the add one single drop to one liter/litre of pure water (pH 7.0) and one single drop to one liter of sea water (pH 8.4), the impact of a drop of acid would be more pronounced on the sea water than on the pure water."

Do you have any magical acid?

I don't have any right now.

But it is very EASY to make a "magical acid whose pH is 0.0"

No special chants or animal sacrifices required.

Just use a strong acid (sulfuric, nitric, hydrochloric, etc.) and mix up a 1.0 N solution. For hydrochloric acid, this would be a 1.0 molar solution, as it has 1 proton per mole that can dissociate. For sulfuric acid, a 1.0 N solution would be 0.5 M (molar), because it has two protons per mole that can dissociate.

A 1.0 N solution of strong acid has 1 mole per liter hydrogen ion concentration.

Expressed as pH, 1.0 M = 10 to the ZERO power. Therefore, pH = 0.0.

A troll who never actually studied chemistry or math might think that this is magic.

Such a scientifically illiterate troll might also imagine that an impact most people would call "indiscernable" (a drop of acid in sea water) is actually "pronounced".

"You should learn the concept of buffering" said the very same troll.

Im a BM wrote:

Swan wrote:

Im a BM wrote:
"So, Mr. Chemistry Genius, the correct answer is that if you were to get your hands on some magical acid whose pH is 0.0, and you were the add one single drop to one liter/litre of pure water (pH 7.0) and one single drop to one liter of sea water (pH 8.4), the impact of a drop of acid would be more pronounced on the sea water than on the pure water."

Do you have any magical acid?

I don't have any right now.

But it is very EASY to make a "magical acid whose pH is 0.0"

No special chants or animal sacrifices required.

Just use a strong acid (sulfuric, nitric, hydrochloric, etc.) and mix up a 1.0 N solution. For hydrochloric acid, this would be a 1.0 molar solution, as it has 1 proton per mole that can dissociate. For sulfuric acid, a 1.0 N solution would be 0.5 M (molar), because it has two protons per mole that can dissociate.

A 1.0 N solution of strong acid has 1 mole per liter hydrogen ion concentration.

Expressed as pH, 1.0 M = 10 to the ZERO power. Therefore, pH = 0.0.

A troll who never actually studied chemistry or math might think that this is magic.

Such a scientifically illiterate troll might also imagine that an impact most people would call "indiscernable" (a drop of acid in sea water) is actually "pronounced".

"You should learn the concept of buffering" said the very same troll.

Im a BM wrote: Such a scientifically illiterate troll might also imagine that an impact most people would call "indiscernable" (a drop of acid in sea water) is actually "pronounced".

Im a BM wrote:"You should learn the concept of buffering" said the very same troll.

IBdaMann wrote:

Im a BM wrote: Such a scientifically illiterate troll might also imagine that an impact most people would call "indiscernable" (a drop of acid in sea water) is actually "pronounced".

Incorrect. The scientifically illiterate troll, who mistakenly thought that pure water would have more impact on an acid than sea water would have, precisely because he doesn't understand the difference between logarithmic functions and exponential functions, tried to pivot to the indiscernible impact on limitless sea water by one drop of acid. Such a troll would hope and pray that no one would notice.

Good news, Robup, no one noticed.

Im a BM wrote:"You should learn the concept of buffering" said the very same troll.

Who wrote this?