ASK COVIDEXPERTGFM

IBdaMann wrote:
Dear COVIDEXPERTGFM, I have three really important questions for you and I hope you can help me out.

1. Can my dog get COVID from my daughter who had contact with a classmate who's family member tested positive for the virus?

2. Which brand of earloop facemask do you recommend for canines? Does it come in a "flea & tick" variety?

3. Why aren't there more virus-deniers in jail? Why is the government dragging its feet in bringing these scofflaws to justice?

Thanks.

gfm7175 wrote:

IBdaMann wrote:
Dear COVIDEXPERTGFM, I have three really important questions for you and I hope you can help me out.

1. Can my dog get COVID from my daughter who had contact with a classmate who's family member tested positive for the virus?

2. Which brand of earloop facemask do you recommend for canines? Does it come in a "flea & tick" variety?

3. Why aren't there more virus-deniers in jail? Why is the government dragging its feet in bringing these scofflaws to justice?

Thanks.

Dear IBdaMann,

Thank you for your inquiry. Your input is very important to me. I, above all else, value providing you with the most up to date information about covid-19 so that you can make the informed decisions that are necessary to protect yourself and your loved ones.

1. Yes. Both your dog and your daughter are at imminent risk for covid-19 and should both get tested immediately, along with the rest of your immediate family and anyone who you have had contact with over the last two weeks. Covid-19 testing has been scientifically proven to be both safe and reliable.

2. I would recommend equipping your canine with whatever earloop facemask that you can get your hands on, as any mask is much more protective than no mask at all. While there are no flea and tick variety masks available at this time, you can always try applying a bit of your typical flea and tick treatment onto your canine's mask.

3. I understand and agree with your frustration about virus deniers being allowed to run around wherever they please, endangering society with their science denial. I suggest that you consider donating a mere $20/month to the COVIDEXPERTGFM fund, of which 5% of the proceeds will go towards lobbying government and the other 95% will go towards "overhead" which allows me to continue my fight for covid justice.

Thank you,
COVIDEXPERTGFM

gfm7175 wrote: I suggest that you consider donating a mere $20/month to the COVIDEXPERTGFM fund, of which 5% of the proceeds will go towards lobbying government and the other 95% will go towards "overhead" which allows me to continue my fight for covid justice.

GasGuzzler wrote:

gfm7175 wrote:

IBdaMann wrote:
Dear COVIDEXPERTGFM, I have three really important questions for you and I hope you can help me out.

1. Can my dog get COVID from my daughter who had contact with a classmate who's family member tested positive for the virus?

2. Which brand of earloop facemask do you recommend for canines? Does it come in a "flea & tick" variety?

3. Why aren't there more virus-deniers in jail? Why is the government dragging its feet in bringing these scofflaws to justice?

Thanks.

Dear IBdaMann,

Thank you for your inquiry. Your input is very important to me. I, above all else, value providing you with the most up to date information about covid-19 so that you can make the informed decisions that are necessary to protect yourself and your loved ones.

1. Yes. Both your dog and your daughter are at imminent risk for covid-19 and should both get tested immediately, along with the rest of your immediate family and anyone who you have had contact with over the last two weeks. Covid-19 testing has been scientifically proven to be both safe and reliable.

2. I would recommend equipping your canine with whatever earloop facemask that you can get your hands on, as any mask is much more protective than no mask at all. While there are no flea and tick variety masks available at this time, you can always try applying a bit of your typical flea and tick treatment onto your canine's mask.

3. I understand and agree with your frustration about virus deniers being allowed to run around wherever they please, endangering society with their science denial. I suggest that you consider donating a mere $20/month to the COVIDEXPERTGFM fund, of which 5% of the proceeds will go towards lobbying government and the other 95% will go towards "overhead" which allows me to continue my fight for covid justice.

Thank you,
COVIDEXPERTGFM

Dear COVIDEXPERTGFM

Thank you for sharing your expertise. I am extremely short on time due to my wife having covid and trying to get things in order before I go to prison for my covid sins.

Could you briefly elaborate on the canine masking? Specifically, please discuss best options for double and triple masking. Seems like this field of study is grossly overlooked. With the onset of summer heat content, a single panting pooch could could be a lone super spreader....a lone wolf, if you will. We are looking for you to guide us through these difficult covid times. It is now more important than ever as we may be on the verge of the hottest summer ever.

Thanks in advance.

IBdaMann wrote:

gfm7175 wrote: I suggest that you consider donating a mere $20/month to the COVIDEXPERTGFM fund, of which 5% of the proceeds will go towards lobbying government and the other 95% will go towards "overhead" which allows me to continue my fight for covid justice.

Great! Can I pay in easy monthly installments? Do you have a "GoFundMe" page? Is it tax deductible? What do I get if I order now?

gfm7175 wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

gfm7175 wrote:

IBdaMann wrote:
Dear COVIDEXPERTGFM, I have three really important questions for you and I hope you can help me out.

1. Can my dog get COVID from my daughter who had contact with a classmate who's family member tested positive for the virus?

2. Which brand of earloop facemask do you recommend for canines? Does it come in a "flea & tick" variety?

3. Why aren't there more virus-deniers in jail? Why is the government dragging its feet in bringing these scofflaws to justice?

Thanks.

Dear IBdaMann,

Thank you for your inquiry. Your input is very important to me. I, above all else, value providing you with the most up to date information about covid-19 so that you can make the informed decisions that are necessary to protect yourself and your loved ones.

1. Yes. Both your dog and your daughter are at imminent risk for covid-19 and should both get tested immediately, along with the rest of your immediate family and anyone who you have had contact with over the last two weeks. Covid-19 testing has been scientifically proven to be both safe and reliable.

2. I would recommend equipping your canine with whatever earloop facemask that you can get your hands on, as any mask is much more protective than no mask at all. While there are no flea and tick variety masks available at this time, you can always try applying a bit of your typical flea and tick treatment onto your canine's mask.

3. I understand and agree with your frustration about virus deniers being allowed to run around wherever they please, endangering society with their science denial. I suggest that you consider donating a mere $20/month to the COVIDEXPERTGFM fund, of which 5% of the proceeds will go towards lobbying government and the other 95% will go towards "overhead" which allows me to continue my fight for covid justice.

Thank you,
COVIDEXPERTGFM

Dear COVIDEXPERTGFM

Thank you for sharing your expertise. I am extremely short on time due to my wife having covid and trying to get things in order before I go to prison for my covid sins.

Could you briefly elaborate on the canine masking? Specifically, please discuss best options for double and triple masking. Seems like this field of study is grossly overlooked. With the onset of summer heat content, a single panting pooch could could be a lone super spreader....a lone wolf, if you will. We are looking for you to guide us through these difficult covid times. It is now more important than ever as we may be on the verge of the hottest summer ever.

Thanks in advance.

Dear GasGuzzler,

Thank you for your inquiry. Your input is very important to me. I, above all else, value providing you with the most up to date information about covid-19 so that you can make the informed decisions that are necessary to protect yourself and your loved ones.

Double masking is currently recommended by the CDC, but triple masking may offer even more protection for you, your loved ones, and any canines that you may have in your household. Paper masks are currently recommended, as but a cloth mask might be a better option if you are looking for a safe and reusable alternative. In the end, ANY mask is better than no mask, even if you have to resort to putting a tightly fit plastic bag over your head.

Your concern about panting dogs being super spreaders is a very astute observation! While a single mask is effective during the Winter, it is recommended to at least double mask (if not triple mask) your canine during the Summer months when they are most at risk for being super spreaders.

Thank you,
COVIDEXPERTGFM

GasGuzzler wrote:Got the mutt properly fitted with a covid bag today. Thanks again for the great suggestions!

GasGuzzler wrote:
Got the mutt properly fitted with a covid bag today. Thanks again for the great suggestions!

IBdaMann wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:Got the mutt properly fitted with a covid bag today. Thanks again for the great suggestions!

I found the preferred canine facemask that protects against both COVID and stupidity.

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gfm7175 wrote:A canine that is protected from covid is a happy canine! Those are some of the happiest dogs that I have ever seen! Thank you so much for your public service, good sir!

IBdaMann wrote:

gfm7175 wrote:A canine that is protected from covid is a happy canine! Those are some of the happiest dogs that I have ever seen! Thank you so much for your public service, good sir!

Dear COVIDEXPERTGFM,

In this age of man-made Climate Change, we seem to be forgetting about fleas and ticks, specifically the problem of systemic racism that targets fleas and ticks. They are part of Climate too yet no one makes facemasks for them. Nobody protects them.

My question is how can we each do our part to protect fleas and ticks from getting COVID? If we can prevent the fleas and ticks from getting COVID, they won't pass it along to our pets who will then not pass it along to us. Every little bit helps. What should be my first step?

Thanks. - IBDaMann

gfm7175 wrote:You bring up a very good point about the systemic racism that is targeting fleas and ticks.

gfm7175 wrote: Racist white people with white privilege ...

GasGuzzler wrote:
Dear COVIDEXPERTGFM,

I need your expertise on a very rare occurrence that has come to my attention. I don't know where else to turn. Your rates are reasonable and your advise is sound. Again turn to you.

My son has a math teacher that diligently wears 2 and sometimes 3 masks during class. Thus far it has proven to be a brilliant defense against the Covid. However, yesterday the teacher in question stepped out momentarily to use the restroom. During this brief recess, a student used the opportunity to light up a joint.

The student pulled down a few quick drags, distinguished the remaining weed, and put it back in his bag. I assume he was saving the rest for after lunch?

Anyway, as the teacher in question returned from the pisser, he was unable to detect the aroma of controlled substance in his classroom. Now, it goes without saying, he may have unknowingly been infected with the Covid and lost his smell, but more likely the use of multiple masks subdued his Olfactory system.

Question for COVIDEXPERTGFM...

For a person of authority and a public employee, is it best to wear 3 masks to avoid the Covid or or is it better to know when someone is burning weed and getting high in your math class?

Please advise.

GasGuzzler wrote:
Dear COVIDEXPERTGFM,

I need your expertise on a very rare occurrence that has come to my attention. I don't know where else to turn. Your rates are reasonable and your advise is sound. Again turn to you.

My son has a math teacher that diligently wears 2 and sometimes 3 masks during class. Thus far it has proven to be a brilliant defense against the Covid. However, yesterday the teacher in question stepped out momentarily to use the restroom. During this brief recess, a student used the opportunity to light up a joint.

The student pulled down a few quick drags, distinguished the remaining weed, and put it back in his bag. I assume he was saving the rest for after lunch?

Anyway, as the teacher in question returned from the pisser, he was unable to detect the aroma of controlled substance in his classroom. Now, it goes without saying, he may have unknowingly been infected with the Covid and lost his smell, but more likely the use of multiple masks subdued his Olfactory system.

Question for COVIDEXPERTGFM...

For a person of authority and a public employee, is it best to wear 3 masks to avoid the Covid or or is it better to know when someone is burning weed and getting high in your math class?

Please advise.

gfm7175 wrote:Your son's math teacher sounds like a very wise individual who cares very much about the safety of himself and his students, as he always meets the CDC mask wearing recommendations and even sometimes decides to go above and beyond them. Good for him!

IBdaMann wrote:

gfm7175 wrote:Your son's math teacher sounds like a very wise individual who cares very much about the safety of himself and his students, as he always meets the CDC mask wearing recommendations and even sometimes decides to go above and beyond them. Good for him!

Now I'm confused. I see this teacher as being totally irresponsible, leaving a room full of minors totally unsupervised. What if one of the minors takes off his facemask? The teacher is no better than a COVID-denier and should be in jail. There is no level of "emergency" that warrants enabling students to risk creating a resurgence of the deadly pandemic for the rest of us, not to mention risking getting themselves infected and dying right there on the spot. I have no tolerance for those members of society who flaunt their disregard for the rules that are put in place for everyone's protection.

My mask protects you and your mask protects me, and those who wantonly imperil all of society belong on death row because that's what they are doing to everyone else. They might as well walk into the middle of town and just spray automatic gunfire into the populace. Once we're all dead it will be too late to tell the teachers why it's absolutely critical for the students to wear their masks at all times. That school should be shut down immediately and remain closed until a thorough investigation is completed and all the damage assessed. Judging by the magnitude of the infraction I wouldn't expect that school to open for another 18 months. How do you suggest this be explained to the parents of the students? How do you properly convey to the parents that one teacher decided on her own to play Russian roulette with all of them and their children? How do you explain why the teacher is not yet in jail? How do you expect to ever regain their trust?

Shut it down. Now.

COVIDEXPERGFM wrote:I do realize that you feel that the teacher was at fault here, but just know that this incident was not the teacher's fault because teachers are perfect, essential, do a great service for our communities, and should never be fired (let alone arrested) for any reason whatsoever, especially if they happen to be black. Maybe we should look into increased education funding? Has anyone ever thought of doing this?

COVIDEXPERGFM wrote: Anyhow, I truly am just as concerned as you are about this incident, therefore I and my organization COVID666 will immediately be lobbying government to implement security camera mandates, requiring security cameras to be installed in every single classroom across America, for the safety of our children. You do care about the safety of our children, right? I would be very glad if you would join me in my effort to keep our children safe.

IBdaMann wrote:

COVIDEXPERTGFM wrote:I do realize that you feel that the teacher was at fault here, but just know that this incident was not the teacher's fault because teachers are perfect, essential, do a great service for our communities, and should never be fired (let alone arrested) for any reason whatsoever, especially if they happen to be black. Maybe we should look into increased education funding? Has anyone ever thought of doing this?

Well, I suppose ... as long there are assurances that every penny of that additional funding will go directly to the teachers union and won't be quietly surfacing as conspicuous materials in classrooms ... as occurs far too often.

COVIDEXPERTGFM wrote: Anyhow, I truly am just as concerned as you are about this incident, therefore I and my organization COVID666 will immediately be lobbying government to implement security camera mandates, requiring security cameras to be installed in every single classroom across America, for the safety of our children. You do care about the safety of our children, right? I would be very glad if you would join me in my effort to keep our children safe.

What good are security cameras if the children don't even have dermal GPS transponder chips? It's so very depressing to realize that we have the technology and we just don't use it. A child in Africa can be tracked for just pennies per day. Why don't we give that same consideration to our children here at home?

Thank you for your continued vigilance on this matter.

IBdaMann wrote:
Now I'm confused. I see this teacher as being totally irresponsible, leaving a room full of minors totally unsupervised. What if one of the minors takes off his facemask? The teacher is no better than a COVID-denier and should be in jail. There is no level of "emergency" that warrants enabling students to risk creating a resurgence of the deadly pandemic for the rest of us, not to mention risking getting themselves infected and dying right there on the spot. I have no tolerance for those members of society who flaunt their disregard for the rules that are put in place for everyone's protection.

My mask protects you and your mask protects me, and those who wantonly imperil all of society belong on death row because that's what they are doing to everyone else. They might as well walk into the middle of town and just spray automatic gunfire into the populace. Once we're all dead it will be too late to tell the teachers why it's absolutely critical for the students to wear their masks at all times. That school should be shut down immediately and remain closed until a thorough investigation is completed and all the damage assessed. Judging by the magnitude of the infraction I wouldn't expect that school to open for another 18 months. How do you suggest this be explained to the parents of the students? How do you properly convey to the parents that one teacher decided on her own to play Russian roulette with all of them and their children? How do you explain why the teacher is not yet in jail? How do you expect to ever regain their trust?

Shut it down. Now.

GasGuzzler wrote: ... another update and issue that has come up in my son's Covidly ignorant high screwal.

GasGuzzler wrote:I'm looking for some help/advise on questions to ask and statements to make. These kids are really getting screwed. Here's what happened....

The administration ... began the task of sifting through security camera footage of everyone she was in close contact with during school and wearing the mask improperly.

IBdaMann wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote: ... another update and issue that has come up in my son's Covidly ignorant high screwal.

First, we need to take care of the administrative paperwork. Your Limbaugh reference gets you another credit before it goes back into retirement:

Next we need to dive right into your concern:

GasGuzzler wrote:I'm looking for some help/advise on questions to ask and statements to make. These kids are really getting screwed. Here's what happened....

The administration ... began the task of sifting through security camera footage of everyone she was in close contact with during school and wearing the mask improperly.

GasGuzzler, has the school showed anyone the court-ordered search warrant they obtained in order to take action against We the People? Did every parent sign a waiver allowing school officials to use video surveillance for purposes other than to prevent/deter criminal activity?

In short, did the parents give written permission for the school faculty and staff to violate their civil rights? I was not aware that schools even had jurisdictions since they are not law enforcement officials, nor are they dictators nor do they have any say in anyone's life outside of a classroom.

GasGuzzler wrote:By sending my child to a public school,

GasGuzzler wrote:
Yes, I see your points and I agree. Why do I not feel qualified to pick this fight? My son's girlfriends dad is the principal of a middle school in another town. He's a diehard Trumptard. I'm going to pick his brain for some input tonight. This fight will happen...I just need to be prepared. Not feeling it right now.

On a side note....

About a dozen students have produced positive antibody test results and have been welcomed back to class and sports. Why does this feel so wrong? I think it's because they are "showing their papers" as a permission slip to what should be their rights and freedoms.

I'm a bit off, just not trusting my gut like I used to. What the hell is wrong with me?!

HarveyH55 wrote:
Don't parents have to sign some papers, when they enroll their kids each year? Aren't parents handed a stack of papers, with all the rules and policies? Public school is taxpayer funded, so the government gets mess around some as well. Schools would remain closed, if there is significant spread, of an contagion, until the health department decides it safe to open. Most parents want their kids in classrooms, instead of hanging around the house, all day, every day. Public schools, can get away with doing a lot of stuff, because parents agree to it. The alternative, is to not send there kids to public school.

HarveyH55 wrote:
Public schools, can get away with doing a lot of stuff, because parents agree to it.

gfm7175 wrote:Get out the whip!

gfm7175 wrote: It's time to get angry about the Satanic defiling of our institutions, and to not fear persecution for doing so.

GasGuzzler wrote:Any rewording, rearranging, colorful adjectives, or additional suggestions are certainly welcome.

GasGuzzler wrote:Please feel free to correct me anywhere you think I may be wrong...

GasGuzzler wrote: ... reviewing available security camera footage and seating charts in order to determine who must be removed from school,

GasGuzzler wrote: My student athlete was just one of the many condemned.

GasGuzzler wrote: 2. Who created the criteria for being banned?

GasGuzzler wrote:4. If a student was wearing a mask and following guidelines, why were they still banned school?

GasGuzzler wrote:5. Who comes up with insanely ridiculous Covid policies? (Example: walking only in one direction in the hallways to stop the spread of covid)

GasGuzzler wrote:16. Do you know that the schools are one of very few place in town where masks are absolutely required?

GasGuzzler wrote:18. What do you envision kids are actually doing while in "quarantine"?

GasGuzzler wrote:30. What would you tell an athlete who has outworked his teammates and earned a starting position, only to lose it due to missed practice because of possible exposure to the covid while obediently wearing the holy mask?

gfm7175 wrote: Below, I have taken your original letter ...

IBdaMann wrote:

gfm7175 wrote: Below, I have taken your original letter ...

That was well done. You went the extra mile. Good job.

Minor note: I believe COVID needs to be written in upper case.

Kudos to you for nicely packaging the content and putting a bow on top.

GasGuzzler wrote:
I can't thank you guys enough! I am genuinely grateful. I've been so short on time with my surgery and then complications afterwards, trying to get caught up with work, home and family, and now preparing for another operation to fix the first one!.(I still blame IBD for that

) You have given me the time I didn't have and helped consolidate my scattered thoughts into some well focused and hard hitting questions for a power grabbing public employee. Well done and thanks again.

You guys will be the first to know about any and all responses I may get.