Ho Ho Ho, did everyone send in their Christmas list? A few ground rules though24-12-2023 19:18 | |
Swan★★★★★ (6001) |
First of all I am Santa, not God so stop with the letters asking for peace on Earth as I can't deliver this, and besides there are way too many as-sholes anyway so losing a few more will not matter anyway. Trust me on this, seriously ask around as everyone agrees on the as-shole situation. Next all perpetual motion machines are being delivered with Duracell batteries and come with a limited warrantee which includes nothing perpetual. Note of warrant, all Chlorpromazine and Thorazine orders are on backorder and James gets first crack when they come in. Oxycodone and Vicodin may be substituted and few are complaining, except for James mommy who has to deal with James tools in the kitchen. Please do not answer any dental coupons because these were dropped by Herbie the elf who is not technically credited to pull teeth. PS. Lumi is sold out due to the lack of proper hygiene in Gaza. Merry Christmas IBdaMann claims that Gold is a molecule, and that the last ice age never happened because I was not there to see it. The only conclusion that can be drawn from this is that IBdaMann is clearly not using enough LSD. According to CDC/Government info, people who were vaccinated are now DYING at a higher rate than non-vaccinated people, which exposes the covid vaccines as the poison that they are, this is now fully confirmed by the terrorist CDC This place is quieter than the FBI commenting on the chink bank account information on Hunter Xiden's laptop I LOVE TRUMP BECAUSE HE PISSES OFF ALL THE PEOPLE THAT I CAN'T STAND. ULTRA MAGA "Being unwanted, unloved, uncared for, forgotten by everybody, I think that is a much greater hunger, a much greater poverty than the person who has nothing to eat." MOTHER THERESA OF CALCUTTA So why is helping to hide the murder of an American president patriotic? Sonia makes me so proud to be a dumb white boy Now be honest, was I correct or was I correct? LOL Edited on 24-12-2023 19:44 |
28-12-2023 18:19 | |
Spongy Iris★★★★☆ (1922) |
Swan wrote: I can't keep up with all the gibberish in this post, Copper Top. But one detail to note, is Lumi is a toy piano, and Lume is deodorant. Sheesh you think Santa would know this... Derived from, Lumière, the French word for light. |
28-12-2023 19:16 | |
Swan★★★★★ (6001) |
Spongy Iris wrote:Swan wrote: And we have a kindergartoon spegling tweacher amongzt us IBdaMann claims that Gold is a molecule, and that the last ice age never happened because I was not there to see it. The only conclusion that can be drawn from this is that IBdaMann is clearly not using enough LSD. According to CDC/Government info, people who were vaccinated are now DYING at a higher rate than non-vaccinated people, which exposes the covid vaccines as the poison that they are, this is now fully confirmed by the terrorist CDC This place is quieter than the FBI commenting on the chink bank account information on Hunter Xiden's laptop I LOVE TRUMP BECAUSE HE PISSES OFF ALL THE PEOPLE THAT I CAN'T STAND. ULTRA MAGA "Being unwanted, unloved, uncared for, forgotten by everybody, I think that is a much greater hunger, a much greater poverty than the person who has nothing to eat." MOTHER THERESA OF CALCUTTA So why is helping to hide the murder of an American president patriotic? Sonia makes me so proud to be a dumb white boy Now be honest, was I correct or was I correct? LOL |
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