Halloween Tomatoes

HarveyH55 wrote:
With Bidenomics, Halloween candy prices are ridiculous. Not sure why the 'left' has to destroy all the fun holidays, and replace them with some drag queen crap. So, I was thinking about handing out tomatoes, instead of candy. Not real sure is such a good idea, since the little ungrateful bastards might throw them at the house, moment I close the door. Maybe I should slip them a shiny nickel, if the promise to wait until they get a few house down the street before chucking them. The neighbor who plays the loud music (if you can call it that), a good choice...

Pumpkins were expensive last year, and some punk stomp my jack-o-lanterns. Pissed me off, since I like to leave out until they rot, and turn to slim. Just get creepier looking everyday. Thought about doing a time lapse video, but some little fukker would probably steal the camera. Thought about carving tomatoes, or maybe just Sharpie a creepy face on them. The pumpkin stomper, would get sprayed with tomato snot and seeds. Guess the bastard might just pick them up and throw them at the house. Maybe I could rig up a bucket of ketchup over them, so it dumps on the bastard, if he messes with them. Or maybe just a basket full of those rotten slimy ones off the ground.