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Halloween Tomatoes12-09-2023 21:32
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With Bidenomics, Halloween candy prices are ridiculous. Not sure why the 'left' has to destroy all the fun holidays, and replace them with some drag queen crap. So, I was thinking about handing out tomatoes, instead of candy. Not real sure is such a good idea, since the little ungrateful bastards might throw them at the house, moment I close the door. Maybe I should slip them a shiny nickel, if the promise to wait until they get a few house down the street before chucking them. The neighbor who plays the loud music (if you can call it that), a good choice...

Pumpkins were expensive last year, and some punk stomp my jack-o-lanterns. Pissed me off, since I like to leave out until they rot, and turn to slim. Just get creepier looking everyday. Thought about doing a time lapse video, but some little fukker would probably steal the camera. Thought about carving tomatoes, or maybe just Sharpie a creepy face on them. The pumpkin stomper, would get sprayed with tomato snot and seeds. Guess the bastard might just pick them up and throw them at the house. Maybe I could rig up a bucket of ketchup over them, so it dumps on the bastard, if he messes with them. Or maybe just a basket full of those rotten slimy ones off the ground.
13-09-2023 14:01
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HarveyH55 wrote:
With Bidenomics, Halloween candy prices are ridiculous. Not sure why the 'left' has to destroy all the fun holidays, and replace them with some drag queen crap. So, I was thinking about handing out tomatoes, instead of candy. Not real sure is such a good idea, since the little ungrateful bastards might throw them at the house, moment I close the door. Maybe I should slip them a shiny nickel, if the promise to wait until they get a few house down the street before chucking them. The neighbor who plays the loud music (if you can call it that), a good choice...

Pumpkins were expensive last year, and some punk stomp my jack-o-lanterns. Pissed me off, since I like to leave out until they rot, and turn to slim. Just get creepier looking everyday. Thought about doing a time lapse video, but some little fukker would probably steal the camera. Thought about carving tomatoes, or maybe just Sharpie a creepy face on them. The pumpkin stomper, would get sprayed with tomato snot and seeds. Guess the bastard might just pick them up and throw them at the house. Maybe I could rig up a bucket of ketchup over them, so it dumps on the bastard, if he messes with them. Or maybe just a basket full of those rotten slimy ones off the ground.


A cherry tomato has a higher IQ than you


IBdaMann claims that Gold is a molecule, and that the last ice age never happened because I was not there to see it. The only conclusion that can be drawn from this is that IBdaMann is clearly not using enough LSD.

According to CDC/Government info, people who were vaccinated are now DYING at a higher rate than non-vaccinated people, which exposes the covid vaccines as the poison that they are, this is now fully confirmed by the terrorist CDC

This place is quieter than the FBI commenting on the chink bank account information on Hunter Xiden's laptop

I LOVE TRUMP BECAUSE HE PISSES OFF ALL THE PEOPLE THAT I CAN'T STAND.

ULTRA MAGA

"Being unwanted, unloved, uncared for, forgotten by everybody, I think that is a much greater hunger, a much greater poverty than the person who has nothing to eat." MOTHER THERESA OF CALCUTTA

So why is helping to hide the murder of an American president patriotic?


It's time to dig up Joseph Mccarthey and show him TikTok, then duck.


Now be honest, was I correct or was I correct? LOL
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