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Traffic light joke of the day25-05-2023 03:02
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One Christmas morning, a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light and next to him is a little girl on her brand-new bike.
The cop says to the young girl, "Nice bike you got their sweetheart. Did Santa bring that to you?"

"Yes, he did," she replied sweetly.

With a smile on his face, the cop says "Well, next year, tell Santa to put a taillight on that bike," and he proceeds to hand the girl a $20 ticket.>
Before the cop rides off she says "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

Playing along the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."

"Well, next year, tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

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IBdaMann claims that Gold is a molecule, and that the last ice age never happened because I was not there to see it. The only conclusion that can be drawn from this is that IBdaMann is clearly not using enough LSD.

According to CDC/Government info, people who were vaccinated are now DYING at a higher rate than non-vaccinated people, which exposes the covid vaccines as the poison that they are, this is now fully confirmed by the terrorist CDC

This place is quieter than the FBI commenting on the chink bank account information on Hunter Xiden's laptop

I LOVE TRUMP BECAUSE HE PISSES OFF ALL THE PEOPLE THAT I CAN'T STAND.

ULTRA MAGA

"Being unwanted, unloved, uncared for, forgotten by everybody, I think that is a much greater hunger, a much greater poverty than the person who has nothing to eat." MOTHER THERESA OF CALCUTTA

So why is helping to hide the murder of an American president patriotic?


It's time to dig up Joseph Mccarthey and show him TikTok, then duck.


Now be honest, was I correct or was I correct? LOL
25-05-2023 06:16
James_
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Swan wrote:
One Christmas morning, a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light and next to him is a little girl on her brand-new bike.
The cop says to the young girl, "Nice bike you got their sweetheart. Did Santa bring that to you?"

"Yes, he did," she replied sweetly.

With a smile on his face, the cop says "Well, next year, tell Santa to put a taillight on that bike," and he proceeds to hand the girl a $20 ticket.>
Before the cop rides off she says "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

Playing along the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."

"Well, next year, tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

AAPL=$171.84 per share



That is fücking hilarious!
25-05-2023 12:54
SwanProfile picture★★★★★
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James_ wrote:
Swan wrote:
One Christmas morning, a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light and next to him is a little girl on her brand-new bike.
The cop says to the young girl, "Nice bike you got their sweetheart. Did Santa bring that to you?"

"Yes, he did," she replied sweetly.

With a smile on his face, the cop says "Well, next year, tell Santa to put a taillight on that bike," and he proceeds to hand the girl a $20 ticket.>
Before the cop rides off she says "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

Playing along the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."

"Well, next year, tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

AAPL=$171.84 per share



That is fücking hilarious!


Thank you, thank you very much!




IBdaMann claims that Gold is a molecule, and that the last ice age never happened because I was not there to see it. The only conclusion that can be drawn from this is that IBdaMann is clearly not using enough LSD.

According to CDC/Government info, people who were vaccinated are now DYING at a higher rate than non-vaccinated people, which exposes the covid vaccines as the poison that they are, this is now fully confirmed by the terrorist CDC

This place is quieter than the FBI commenting on the chink bank account information on Hunter Xiden's laptop

I LOVE TRUMP BECAUSE HE PISSES OFF ALL THE PEOPLE THAT I CAN'T STAND.

ULTRA MAGA

"Being unwanted, unloved, uncared for, forgotten by everybody, I think that is a much greater hunger, a much greater poverty than the person who has nothing to eat." MOTHER THERESA OF CALCUTTA

So why is helping to hide the murder of an American president patriotic?


It's time to dig up Joseph Mccarthey and show him TikTok, then duck.


Now be honest, was I correct or was I correct? LOL




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