Someone Stole the Earth's Climate

Swan wrote:

Into the Night wrote:

Swan wrote:

IBdaMann wrote:

Swan wrote:LOL so a half hour ago you didn't write it,

You are greatly confused.

Swan wrote: but now you admit writing it.

I never denied writing it, specifically because I wrote it.

You are the confused one who can't seem to get his facts straight.

LOL actually you did deny writing it, the reason that you do not remember is because technically you didn't write it. This is how schizophrenia works. See nothing around you is real, you are trapped in a foxhole full of shit and I am free like you can only dream of being.

Hallucination. Psychoquackery.

...

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

IBdaMann wrote:
Well, it seems to be confirmed. Nobody has seen hide nor hair of the earth's global climate since it has been stolen. Of course, it might not have been stolen; it might have left on its own, given its amazing superpowers.

Anyway, I'd like to ask how everyone is faring without any global climate. As far as I'm concerned, it's just like the Federal government shutting down, i.e. there are no noticeable ramifications.

Your irrational beliefs, such as that the Earth has no climate are a sure sign of schizophrenia.

Is the FBI aware of your colossal reading comprehension deficiency? Now I understand why you wanted that interview so badly. The simple questionnaire would have rendered you beyond stupid.

You may now continue demonstration delusional.

LOL, so you...

IBdaMann wrote:
Still no earth's climate, and no ransom demands. Do you think that perhaps the earth's climate just got up and left for Venus? I hear it's warmer there ... and tmiddles knows the exact temperature, owing to probes having been destroyed there.

IBdaMann wrote:
Quick, go check outside. Earth's climate is missing. Government officials have been inundated with phone calls asking what happened to the once famous global climate system. MSNBC reported that the climate didn't survive the final round of budget cuts, but then retracted their story.

The FBI and Interpol are standing by for a ransom demand, but until the climate is returned, climate change discussions will have to be put on hold.

I wonder if we'll find the climate on E-bay. Maybe on the dark web. I really don't think we're going to find it hiding at the bottom of the ocean. Anyway, I hope that whoever took it returns it.

IBdaMann wrote:
Quick, go check outside. Earth's climate is missing. Government officials have been inundated with phone calls asking what happened to the once famous global climate system. MSNBC reported that the climate didn't survive the final round of budget cuts, but then retracted their story.

The FBI and Interpol are standing by for a ransom demand, but until the climate is returned, climate change discussions will have to be put on hold.

I wonder if we'll find the climate on E-bay. Maybe on the dark web. I really don't think we're going to find it hiding at the bottom of the ocean. Anyway, I hope that whoever took it returns it.

IBdaMann wrote:
Quick, go check outside. Earth's climate is missing. Government officials have been inundated with phone calls asking what happened to the once famous global climate system. MSNBC reported that the climate didn't survive the final round of budget cuts, but then retracted their story.

The FBI and Interpol are standing by for a ransom demand, but until the climate is returned, climate change discussions will have to be put on hold.

I wonder if we'll find the climate on E-bay. Maybe on the dark web. I really don't think we're going to find it hiding at the bottom of the ocean. Anyway, I hope that whoever took it returns it.

Swan wrote:

IBdaMann wrote:
Quick, go check outside. Earth's climate is missing. Government officials have been inundated with phone calls asking what happened to the once famous global climate system. MSNBC reported that the climate didn't survive the final round of budget cuts, but then retracted their story.

The FBI and Interpol are standing by for a ransom demand, but until the climate is returned, climate change discussions will have to be put on hold.

I wonder if we'll find the climate on E-bay. Maybe on the dark web. I really don't think we're going to find it hiding at the bottom of the ocean. Anyway, I hope that whoever took it returns it.

Bump to top as finding the missing climate is a world priority

HarveyH55 wrote:

Swan wrote:

IBdaMann wrote:
Quick, go check outside. Earth's climate is missing. Government officials have been inundated with phone calls asking what happened to the once famous global climate system. MSNBC reported that the climate didn't survive the final round of budget cuts, but then retracted their story.

The FBI and Interpol are standing by for a ransom demand, but until the climate is returned, climate change discussions will have to be put on hold.

I wonder if we'll find the climate on E-bay. Maybe on the dark web. I really don't think we're going to find it hiding at the bottom of the ocean. Anyway, I hope that whoever took it returns it.

Bump to top as finding the missing climate is a world priority

Earth doesn't have a single climate, that describes the entire planet, all the time. It's mental-masturbation. Something you do chronically, and gone blind...

Swan wrote:

HarveyH55 wrote:

Swan wrote:

IBdaMann wrote:
Quick, go check outside. Earth's climate is missing. Government officials have been inundated with phone calls asking what happened to the once famous global climate system. MSNBC reported that the climate didn't survive the final round of budget cuts, but then retracted their story.

The FBI and Interpol are standing by for a ransom demand, but until the climate is returned, climate change discussions will have to be put on hold.

I wonder if we'll find the climate on E-bay. Maybe on the dark web. I really don't think we're going to find it hiding at the bottom of the ocean. Anyway, I hope that whoever took it returns it.

Bump to top as finding the missing climate is a world priority

Earth doesn't have a single climate, that describes the entire planet, all the time. It's mental-masturbation. Something you do chronically, and gone blind...

Actually the Earth has macro and micro climates and a general climate which is an average of all the planets smaller climates. Your approval is not needed anywhere for this to be true except in your delusions of grandeur.

You may continue stroking your chicken now

HarveyH55 wrote:

Swan wrote:

HarveyH55 wrote:

Swan wrote:

IBdaMann wrote:
Quick, go check outside. Earth's climate is missing. Government officials have been inundated with phone calls asking what happened to the once famous global climate system. MSNBC reported that the climate didn't survive the final round of budget cuts, but then retracted their story.

The FBI and Interpol are standing by for a ransom demand, but until the climate is returned, climate change discussions will have to be put on hold.

I wonder if we'll find the climate on E-bay. Maybe on the dark web. I really don't think we're going to find it hiding at the bottom of the ocean. Anyway, I hope that whoever took it returns it.

Bump to top as finding the missing climate is a world priority

Earth doesn't have a single climate, that describes the entire planet, all the time. It's mental-masturbation. Something you do chronically, and gone blind...

Actually the Earth has macro and micro climates and a general climate which is an average of all the planets smaller climates. Your approval is not needed anywhere for this to be true except in your delusions of grandeur.

You may continue stroking your chicken now

Average climate doesn't exist, except in the minds of masturbaters like you. It's meaningless, just like everything you regurgitate, but don't comprehend. Which grade did you drop out of school?

Swan wrote:

HarveyH55 wrote:

Swan wrote:

IBdaMann wrote:
Quick, go check outside. Earth's climate is missing. Government officials have been inundated with phone calls asking what happened to the once famous global climate system. MSNBC reported that the climate didn't survive the final round of budget cuts, but then retracted their story.

The FBI and Interpol are standing by for a ransom demand, but until the climate is returned, climate change discussions will have to be put on hold.

I wonder if we'll find the climate on E-bay. Maybe on the dark web. I really don't think we're going to find it hiding at the bottom of the ocean. Anyway, I hope that whoever took it returns it.

Bump to top as finding the missing climate is a world priority

Earth doesn't have a single climate, that describes the entire planet, all the time. It's mental-masturbation. Something you do chronically, and gone blind...

Actually the Earth has macro and micro climates and a general climate which is an average of all the planets smaller climates. Your approval is not needed anywhere for this to be true except in your delusions of grandeur.

You may continue stroking your chicken now

Swan wrote:

HarveyH55 wrote:

Swan wrote:

HarveyH55 wrote:

Swan wrote:

IBdaMann wrote:
Quick, go check outside. Earth's climate is missing. Government officials have been inundated with phone calls asking what happened to the once famous global climate system. MSNBC reported that the climate didn't survive the final round of budget cuts, but then retracted their story.

The FBI and Interpol are standing by for a ransom demand, but until the climate is returned, climate change discussions will have to be put on hold.

I wonder if we'll find the climate on E-bay. Maybe on the dark web. I really don't think we're going to find it hiding at the bottom of the ocean. Anyway, I hope that whoever took it returns it.

Bump to top as finding the missing climate is a world priority

Earth doesn't have a single climate, that describes the entire planet, all the time. It's mental-masturbation. Something you do chronically, and gone blind...

Actually the Earth has macro and micro climates and a general climate which is an average of all the planets smaller climates. Your approval is not needed anywhere for this to be true except in your delusions of grandeur.

You may continue stroking your chicken now

Average climate doesn't exist, except in the minds of masturbaters like you. It's meaningless, just like everything you regurgitate, but don't comprehend. Which grade did you drop out of school?

Actually every climate is an average of the conditions for a particular area. Furthermore you have never provided, nor can you provide any information that I am wrong. You may now continue wanking your pud

Into the Night wrote:

Swan wrote:

HarveyH55 wrote:

Swan wrote:

HarveyH55 wrote:

Swan wrote:

IBdaMann wrote:
Quick, go check outside. Earth's climate is missing. Government officials have been inundated with phone calls asking what happened to the once famous global climate system. MSNBC reported that the climate didn't survive the final round of budget cuts, but then retracted their story.

The FBI and Interpol are standing by for a ransom demand, but until the climate is returned, climate change discussions will have to be put on hold.

I wonder if we'll find the climate on E-bay. Maybe on the dark web. I really don't think we're going to find it hiding at the bottom of the ocean. Anyway, I hope that whoever took it returns it.

Bump to top as finding the missing climate is a world priority

Earth doesn't have a single climate, that describes the entire planet, all the time. It's mental-masturbation. Something you do chronically, and gone blind...

Actually the Earth has macro and micro climates and a general climate which is an average of all the planets smaller climates. Your approval is not needed anywhere for this to be true except in your delusions of grandeur.

You may continue stroking your chicken now

Average climate doesn't exist, except in the minds of masturbaters like you. It's meaningless, just like everything you regurgitate, but don't comprehend. Which grade did you drop out of school?

Actually every climate is an average of the conditions for a particular area. Furthermore you have never provided, nor can you provide any information that I am wrong. You may now continue wanking your pud

You cannot average a non-number.

Swan wrote:

Into the Night wrote:

Swan wrote:

HarveyH55 wrote:

Swan wrote:

HarveyH55 wrote:

Swan wrote:

IBdaMann wrote:
Quick, go check outside. Earth's climate is missing. Government officials have been inundated with phone calls asking what happened to the once famous global climate system. MSNBC reported that the climate didn't survive the final round of budget cuts, but then retracted their story.

The FBI and Interpol are standing by for a ransom demand, but until the climate is returned, climate change discussions will have to be put on hold.

I wonder if we'll find the climate on E-bay. Maybe on the dark web. I really don't think we're going to find it hiding at the bottom of the ocean. Anyway, I hope that whoever took it returns it.

Bump to top as finding the missing climate is a world priority

Earth doesn't have a single climate, that describes the entire planet, all the time. It's mental-masturbation. Something you do chronically, and gone blind...

Actually the Earth has macro and micro climates and a general climate which is an average of all the planets smaller climates. Your approval is not needed anywhere for this to be true except in your delusions of grandeur.

You may continue stroking your chicken now

Average climate doesn't exist, except in the minds of masturbaters like you. It's meaningless, just like everything you regurgitate, but don't comprehend. Which grade did you drop out of school?

Actually every climate is an average of the conditions for a particular area. Furthermore you have never provided, nor can you provide any information that I am wrong. You may now continue wanking your pud

You cannot average a non-number.

Literally everything that exist can be expressed as a series of numbers

Into the Night wrote:

Swan wrote:

HarveyH55 wrote:

Swan wrote:

HarveyH55 wrote:

Swan wrote:

IBdaMann wrote:
Quick, go check outside. Earth's climate is missing. Government officials have been inundated with phone calls asking what happened to the once famous global climate system. MSNBC reported that the climate didn't survive the final round of budget cuts, but then retracted their story.

The FBI and Interpol are standing by for a ransom demand, but until the climate is returned, climate change discussions will have to be put on hold.

I wonder if we'll find the climate on E-bay. Maybe on the dark web. I really don't think we're going to find it hiding at the bottom of the ocean. Anyway, I hope that whoever took it returns it.

Bump to top as finding the missing climate is a world priority

Earth doesn't have a single climate, that describes the entire planet, all the time. It's mental-masturbation. Something you do chronically, and gone blind...

Actually the Earth has macro and micro climates and a general climate which is an average of all the planets smaller climates. Your approval is not needed anywhere for this to be true except in your delusions of grandeur.

You may continue stroking your chicken now

Average climate doesn't exist, except in the minds of masturbaters like you. It's meaningless, just like everything you regurgitate, but don't comprehend. Which grade did you drop out of school?

Actually every climate is an average of the conditions for a particular area. Furthermore you have never provided, nor can you provide any information that I am wrong. You may now continue wanking your pud

You cannot average a non-number.

HarveyH55 wrote:
What is the number for warm?

Swan wrote:

HarveyH55 wrote:
What is the number for warm?

Any number will do as warm is a perspective description of something, and not an actual thing that can have a temp or numerical value, even though warm can easily be translated to a numerical value. For a typical sunny day warm is 70F to 80F unless you ask an eskimo then warm might be 20F to 30F. However a warm volcano might be 1000F to 2000F.

If you can come back after finishing preschool you might have a better perspective.

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

HarveyH55 wrote:
What is the number for warm?

Any number will do as warm is a perspective description of something, and not an actual thing that can have a temp or numerical value, even though warm can easily be translated to a numerical value. For a typical sunny day warm is 70F to 80F unless you ask an eskimo then warm might be 20F to 30F. However a warm volcano might be 1000F to 2000F.

If you can come back after finishing preschool you might have a better perspective.

What is the numerical value of the global climate?

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

HarveyH55 wrote:
What is the number for warm?

Any number will do as warm is a perspective description of something, and not an actual thing that can have a temp or numerical value, even though warm can easily be translated to a numerical value. For a typical sunny day warm is 70F to 80F unless you ask an eskimo then warm might be 20F to 30F. However a warm volcano might be 1000F to 2000F.

If you can come back after finishing preschool you might have a better perspective.

What is the numerical value of the global climate?

Which numerical value?

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

HarveyH55 wrote:
What is the number for warm?

Any number will do as warm is a perspective description of something, and not an actual thing that can have a temp or numerical value, even though warm can easily be translated to a numerical value. For a typical sunny day warm is 70F to 80F unless you ask an eskimo then warm might be 20F to 30F. However a warm volcano might be 1000F to 2000F.

If you can come back after finishing preschool you might have a better perspective.

What is the numerical value of the global climate?

Which numerical value?

You insist there is an ever changing global climate, and that everything that exists can be expressed in numbers. So, what is the numerical value for global climate? If it can change, it must have a value? No?

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

HarveyH55 wrote:
What is the number for warm?

Any number will do as warm is a perspective description of something, and not an actual thing that can have a temp or numerical value, even though warm can easily be translated to a numerical value. For a typical sunny day warm is 70F to 80F unless you ask an eskimo then warm might be 20F to 30F. However a warm volcano might be 1000F to 2000F.

If you can come back after finishing preschool you might have a better perspective.

What is the numerical value of the global climate?

Which numerical value?

You insist there is an ever changing global climate, and that everything that exists can be expressed in numbers. So, what is the numerical value for global climate? If it can change, it must have a value? No?

The global climate rainfall is between 3240mm and 18mm per year in Columbia and in Egypt. Temps by country are -18.46c in Greenland to 29.63c in Burkina Faso. Furthermore you obviously learned that in government troll class at the farm! So stop acting stupider than a cow clingon already.

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

HarveyH55 wrote:
What is the number for warm?

Any number will do as warm is a perspective description of something, and not an actual thing that can have a temp or numerical value, even though warm can easily be translated to a numerical value. For a typical sunny day warm is 70F to 80F unless you ask an eskimo then warm might be 20F to 30F. However a warm volcano might be 1000F to 2000F.

If you can come back after finishing preschool you might have a better perspective.

What is the numerical value of the global climate?

Which numerical value?

You insist there is an ever changing global climate, and that everything that exists can be expressed in numbers. So, what is the numerical value for global climate? If it can change, it must have a value? No?

The global climate rainfall is between 3240mm and 18mm per year in Columbia and in Egypt. Temps by country are -18.46c in Greenland to 29.63c in Burkina Faso. Furthermore you obviously learned that in government troll class at the farm! So stop acting stupider than a cow clingon already.

There are 35 temperature recording stations in Greenland covering 836,000 square miles, and you're going to tell me the average temperature?....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Good one Sparky!

Swan wrote:

Into the Night wrote:

Swan wrote:

HarveyH55 wrote:

Swan wrote:

HarveyH55 wrote:

Swan wrote:

IBdaMann wrote:
Quick, go check outside. Earth's climate is missing. Government officials have been inundated with phone calls asking what happened to the once famous global climate system. MSNBC reported that the climate didn't survive the final round of budget cuts, but then retracted their story.

The FBI and Interpol are standing by for a ransom demand, but until the climate is returned, climate change discussions will have to be put on hold.

I wonder if we'll find the climate on E-bay. Maybe on the dark web. I really don't think we're going to find it hiding at the bottom of the ocean. Anyway, I hope that whoever took it returns it.

Bump to top as finding the missing climate is a world priority

Earth doesn't have a single climate, that describes the entire planet, all the time. It's mental-masturbation. Something you do chronically, and gone blind...

Actually the Earth has macro and micro climates and a general climate which is an average of all the planets smaller climates. Your approval is not needed anywhere for this to be true except in your delusions of grandeur.

You may continue stroking your chicken now

Average climate doesn't exist, except in the minds of masturbaters like you. It's meaningless, just like everything you regurgitate, but don't comprehend. Which grade did you drop out of school?

Actually every climate is an average of the conditions for a particular area. Furthermore you have never provided, nor can you provide any information that I am wrong. You may now continue wanking your pud

You cannot average a non-number.

Literally everything that exist can be expressed as a series of numbers

Swan wrote:

Into the Night wrote:

Swan wrote:

HarveyH55 wrote:

Swan wrote:

HarveyH55 wrote:

Swan wrote:

IBdaMann wrote:
Quick, go check outside. Earth's climate is missing. Government officials have been inundated with phone calls asking what happened to the once famous global climate system. MSNBC reported that the climate didn't survive the final round of budget cuts, but then retracted their story.

The FBI and Interpol are standing by for a ransom demand, but until the climate is returned, climate change discussions will have to be put on hold.

I wonder if we'll find the climate on E-bay. Maybe on the dark web. I really don't think we're going to find it hiding at the bottom of the ocean. Anyway, I hope that whoever took it returns it.

Bump to top as finding the missing climate is a world priority

Earth doesn't have a single climate, that describes the entire planet, all the time. It's mental-masturbation. Something you do chronically, and gone blind...

Actually the Earth has macro and micro climates and a general climate which is an average of all the planets smaller climates. Your approval is not needed anywhere for this to be true except in your delusions of grandeur.

You may continue stroking your chicken now

Average climate doesn't exist, except in the minds of masturbaters like you. It's meaningless, just like everything you regurgitate, but don't comprehend. Which grade did you drop out of school?

Actually every climate is an average of the conditions for a particular area. Furthermore you have never provided, nor can you provide any information that I am wrong. You may now continue wanking your pud

You cannot average a non-number.

Literally everything that exists can be expressed as a series of numbers
and you can't even begin to disagree without violating physics. Furthermore, you cannot begin to describe any climate without using numbers as temp, precipitation, humidity, dew point, hours of sunlight, angle of sunlight, proximity to water bodies are all expressed as numbers, as are atoms, subatomic particles and molecules.

Into the Night wrote:

Swan wrote:

Into the Night wrote:

Swan wrote:

HarveyH55 wrote:

Swan wrote:

HarveyH55 wrote:

Swan wrote:

IBdaMann wrote:
Quick, go check outside. Earth's climate is missing. Government officials have been inundated with phone calls asking what happened to the once famous global climate system. MSNBC reported that the climate didn't survive the final round of budget cuts, but then retracted their story.

The FBI and Interpol are standing by for a ransom demand, but until the climate is returned, climate change discussions will have to be put on hold.

I wonder if we'll find the climate on E-bay. Maybe on the dark web. I really don't think we're going to find it hiding at the bottom of the ocean. Anyway, I hope that whoever took it returns it.

Bump to top as finding the missing climate is a world priority

Earth doesn't have a single climate, that describes the entire planet, all the time. It's mental-masturbation. Something you do chronically, and gone blind...

Actually the Earth has macro and micro climates and a general climate which is an average of all the planets smaller climates. Your approval is not needed anywhere for this to be true except in your delusions of grandeur.

You may continue stroking your chicken now

Average climate doesn't exist, except in the minds of masturbaters like you. It's meaningless, just like everything you regurgitate, but don't comprehend. Which grade did you drop out of school?

Actually every climate is an average of the conditions for a particular area. Furthermore you have never provided, nor can you provide any information that I am wrong. You may now continue wanking your pud

You cannot average a non-number.

Literally everything that exist can be expressed as a series of numbers

Climate has no value associated with it. You cannot average a non-number.

Swan wrote:

HarveyH55 wrote:
What is the number for warm?

Any number will do as warm is a perspective description of something, and not an actual thing that can have a temp or numerical value, even though warm can easily be translated to a numerical value. For a typical sunny day warm is 70F to 80F unless you ask an eskimo then warm might be 20F to 30F. However a warm volcano might be 1000F to 2000F.

If you can come back after finishing preschool you might have a better perspective.

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

HarveyH55 wrote:
What is the number for warm?

Any number will do as warm is a perspective description of something, and not an actual thing that can have a temp or numerical value, even though warm can easily be translated to a numerical value. For a typical sunny day warm is 70F to 80F unless you ask an eskimo then warm might be 20F to 30F. However a warm volcano might be 1000F to 2000F.

If you can come back after finishing preschool you might have a better perspective.

What is the numerical value of the global climate?

Which numerical value?

You insist there is an ever changing global climate, and that everything that exists can be expressed in numbers. So, what is the numerical value for global climate? If it can change, it must have a value? No?

The global climate rainfall is between 3240mm and 18mm per year in Columbia and in Egypt. Temps by country are -18.46c in Greenland to 29.63c in Burkina Faso. Furthermore you obviously learned that in government troll class at the farm! So stop acting stupider than a cow clingon already.

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

HarveyH55 wrote:
What is the number for warm?

Any number will do as warm is a perspective description of something, and not an actual thing that can have a temp or numerical value, even though warm can easily be translated to a numerical value. For a typical sunny day warm is 70F to 80F unless you ask an eskimo then warm might be 20F to 30F. However a warm volcano might be 1000F to 2000F.

If you can come back after finishing preschool you might have a better perspective.

What is the numerical value of the global climate?

Which numerical value?

You insist there is an ever changing global climate, and that everything that exists can be expressed in numbers. So, what is the numerical value for global climate? If it can change, it must have a value? No?

The global climate rainfall is between 3240mm and 18mm per year in Columbia and in Egypt. Temps by country are -18.46c in Greenland to 29.63c in Burkina Faso. Furthermore you obviously learned that in government troll class at the farm! So stop acting stupider than a cow clingon already.

There are 35 temperature recording stations in Greenland covering 836,000 square miles, and you're going to tell me the average temperature?....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Good one Sparky!

Sure all you need to do is add up all the temps then divide by 35, then do this every day then divide by 365. Then you have 365 average daily temps and a yearly average temp. Greenland is not the coldest place by the way, Antarctica was not included because it is not technically a country. You missed that, as usual.

You really aren't too bright for a farm graduate, are you sure that you're not just a piggy?

Swan wrote:

Into the Night wrote:

Swan wrote:

Into the Night wrote:

Swan wrote:

HarveyH55 wrote:

Swan wrote:

HarveyH55 wrote:

Swan wrote:

IBdaMann wrote:
Quick, go check outside. Earth's climate is missing. Government officials have been inundated with phone calls asking what happened to the once famous global climate system. MSNBC reported that the climate didn't survive the final round of budget cuts, but then retracted their story.

The FBI and Interpol are standing by for a ransom demand, but until the climate is returned, climate change discussions will have to be put on hold.

I wonder if we'll find the climate on E-bay. Maybe on the dark web. I really don't think we're going to find it hiding at the bottom of the ocean. Anyway, I hope that whoever took it returns it.

Bump to top as finding the missing climate is a world priority

Earth doesn't have a single climate, that describes the entire planet, all the time. It's mental-masturbation. Something you do chronically, and gone blind...

Actually the Earth has macro and micro climates and a general climate which is an average of all the planets smaller climates. Your approval is not needed anywhere for this to be true except in your delusions of grandeur.

You may continue stroking your chicken now

Average climate doesn't exist, except in the minds of masturbaters like you. It's meaningless, just like everything you regurgitate, but don't comprehend. Which grade did you drop out of school?

Actually every climate is an average of the conditions for a particular area. Furthermore you have never provided, nor can you provide any information that I am wrong. You may now continue wanking your pud

You cannot average a non-number.

Literally everything that exist can be expressed as a series of numbers

Climate has no value associated with it. You cannot average a non-number.

There are...

Into the Night wrote:

Swan wrote:

HarveyH55 wrote:
What is the number for warm?

Any number will do as warm is a perspective description of something, and not an actual thing that can have a temp or numerical value, even though warm can easily be translated to a numerical value. For a typical sunny day warm is 70F to 80F unless you ask an eskimo then warm might be 20F to 30F. However a warm volcano might be 1000F to 2000F.

If you can come back after finishing preschool you might have a better perspective.

So you don't know. 'Warm' is a non-number. It can only be compared to something 'cold' which is also not a number.

Into the Night wrote:

Swan wrote:

Into the Night wrote:

Swan wrote:

Into the Night wrote:

Swan wrote:

HarveyH55 wrote:

Swan wrote:

HarveyH55 wrote:

Swan wrote:

IBdaMann wrote:
Quick, go check outside. Earth's climate is missing. Government officials have been inundated with phone calls asking what happened to the once famous global climate system. MSNBC reported that the climate didn't survive the final round of budget cuts, but then retracted their story.

The FBI and Interpol are standing by for a ransom demand, but until the climate is returned, climate change discussions will have to be put on hold.

I wonder if we'll find the climate on E-bay. Maybe on the dark web. I really don't think we're going to find it hiding at the bottom of the ocean. Anyway, I hope that whoever took it returns it.

Bump to top as finding the missing climate is a world priority

Earth doesn't have a single climate, that describes the entire planet, all the time. It's mental-masturbation. Something you do chronically, and gone blind...

Actually the Earth has macro and micro climates and a general climate which is an average of all the planets smaller climates. Your approval is not needed anywhere for this to be true except in your delusions of grandeur.

You may continue stroking your chicken now

Average climate doesn't exist, except in the minds of masturbaters like you. It's meaningless, just like everything you regurgitate, but don't comprehend. Which grade did you drop out of school?

Actually every climate is an average of the conditions for a particular area. Furthermore you have never provided, nor can you provide any information that I am wrong. You may now continue wanking your pud

You cannot average a non-number.

Literally everything that exist can be expressed as a series of numbers

Climate has no value associated with it. You cannot average a non-number.

There are...

Mantra 1d.

GasGuzzler wrote:
I have an opportunity for Swan to show off his 30 IQ. I admit I am having some accuracy difficulty with an average mileage calculation. Here you go....

I took a 50 mile drive. I reset my fuel mileage calculator before leaving. At one point in the trip it read as low as 20mpg, while the best reading I got was 30mpg. What should my average mpg be over the entire drive?

Thanks for your help. Much appreciated.

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:
I have an opportunity for Swan to show off his 30 IQ. I admit I am having some accuracy difficulty with an average mileage calculation. Here you go....

I took a 50 mile drive. I reset my fuel mileage calculator before leaving. At one point in the trip it read as low as 20mpg, while the best reading I got was 30mpg. What should my average mpg be over the entire drive?

Thanks for your help. Much appreciated.

The computer is reading the fuel used,

Swan wrote:
which changes second to second,

Swan wrote:
and you did not enter the fuel used data,

Swan wrote:
you also forgot to mention your speed at every second of the drive.

Swan wrote:
The fact is that you have the answer

Swan wrote:
So you ever done a 50-mile drive using only foot power like I do?

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:
I have an opportunity for Swan to show off his 30 IQ. I admit I am having some accuracy difficulty with an average mileage calculation. Here you go....

I took a 50 mile drive. I reset my fuel mileage calculator before leaving. At one point in the trip it read as low as 20mpg, while the best reading I got was 30mpg. What should my average mpg be over the entire drive?

Thanks for your help. Much appreciated.

The computer is reading the fuel used,

Yes, and distance traveled.

Swan wrote:
which changes second to second,

just like temperature, especially over a large area.

Swan wrote:
and you did not enter the fuel used data,

Are you claiming incomplete data to make an accurate calculation?

Swan wrote:
you also forgot to mention your speed at every second of the drive.

Oooohhh no. You were doing good and getting things halfway right. However, speed has nothing to do with miles per gallon calculation.

Swan wrote:
The fact is that you have the answer

No one does.

Swan wrote:
So you ever done a 50-mile drive using only foot power like I do?

Yes, when I used to ride I would do a short day 50.

Swan wrote:

Into the Night wrote:

Swan wrote:

HarveyH55 wrote:
What is the number for warm?

Any number will do as warm is a perspective description of something, and not an actual thing that can have a temp or numerical value, even though warm can easily be translated to a numerical value. For a typical sunny day warm is 70F to 80F unless you ask an eskimo then warm might be 20F to 30F. However a warm volcano might be 1000F to 2000F.

If you can come back after finishing preschool you might have a better perspective.

So you don't know. 'Warm' is a non-number. It can only be compared to something 'cold' which is also not a number.

LOL warm is a concept which is what I said. You are more fun than watching your mom lick her hemorrhoids on the bus

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:
I have an opportunity for Swan to show off his 30 IQ. I admit I am having some accuracy difficulty with an average mileage calculation. Here you go....

I took a 50 mile drive. I reset my fuel mileage calculator before leaving. At one point in the trip it read as low as 20mpg, while the best reading I got was 30mpg. What should my average mpg be over the entire drive?

Thanks for your help. Much appreciated.

The computer is reading the fuel used,

Yes, and distance traveled.

Swan wrote:
which changes second to second,

just like temperature, especially over a large area.

Swan wrote:
and you did not enter the fuel used data,

Are you claiming incomplete data to make an accurate calculation?

Swan wrote:
you also forgot to mention your speed at every second of the drive.

Oooohhh no. You were doing good and getting things halfway right. However, speed has nothing to do with miles per gallon calculation.

Swan wrote:
The fact is that you have the answer

No one does.

Swan wrote:
So you ever done a 50-mile drive using only foot power like I do?

Yes, when I used to ride I would do a short day 50.

LOL only a retard would even think that a fuel average mpg calculation has nothing to do with the fuel used.

Swan wrote
you also forgot to mention your speed at every second of the drive

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:
I have an opportunity for Swan to show off his 30 IQ. I admit I am having some accuracy difficulty with an average mileage calculation. Here you go....

I took a 50 mile drive. I reset my fuel mileage calculator before leaving. At one point in the trip it read as low as 20mpg, while the best reading I got was 30mpg. What should my average mpg be over the entire drive?

Thanks for your help. Much appreciated.

The computer is reading the fuel used,

Yes, and distance traveled.

Swan wrote:
which changes second to second,

just like temperature, especially over a large area.

Swan wrote:
and you did not enter the fuel used data,

Are you claiming incomplete data to make an accurate calculation?

Swan wrote:
you also forgot to mention your speed at every second of the drive.

Oooohhh no. You were doing good and getting things halfway right. However, speed has nothing to do with miles per gallon calculation.

Swan wrote:
The fact is that you have the answer

No one does.

Swan wrote:
So you ever done a 50-mile drive using only foot power like I do?

Yes, when I used to ride I would do a short day 50.

LOL only a retard would even think that a fuel average mpg calculation has nothing to do with the fuel used.

Are you claiming I said this? Please quote it.

What kind of dumbass says this when asked to calculate mpg??

Swan wrote
you also forgot to mention your speed at every second of the drive

I am enjoying watching you flail about. Please continue.