snark

keepit wrote:
Soon the 1st annual snark championship will begin.

keepit wrote:Soon the 1st annual snark championship will begin.

GasGuzzler wrote:
IBDaMann is surely the favored winner with his BRILLIANT snarkasm....but WAIT! Keepit, would it be a good idea to actually define "snark" and the boundaries thereof?

I am certainly intrigued and would like a crack at an upset win over IBD! As he claims to be a graphics expert, I think he should be the one to print the certificate of snark victory.....If he TOTALLY screws up and prints two certificates, is there still only one certificate?

keepit wrote:
I think the board should decide these issues.

IBdaMann wrote:

keepit wrote:Soon the 1st annual snark championship will begin.

Will there be a graphics competition?

There will? Great! I'm in.

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GasGuzzler wrote: I think he should be the one to print the certificate of snark victory.....If he TOTALLY screws up and prints two certificates, is there still only one certificate?

James___ wrote: An idealist will hire IBDM.

James___ wrote: For me, you and horses disagree.

James___ wrote:Had surgery.

James___ wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:
IBDaMann is surely the favored winner with his BRILLIANT snarkasm....but WAIT! Keepit, would it be a good idea to actually define "snark" and the boundaries thereof?

I am certainly intrigued and would like a crack at an upset win over IBD! As he claims to be a graphics expert, I think he should be the one to print the certificate of snark victory.....If he TOTALLY screws up and prints two certificates, is there still only one certificate?

Your post totally sucks.

James___ wrote:
IBDM is the best graphics person in this forum. He makes no claims. His work readily demonstrates how good he is. That anyone in this forum would question that is an idiot.

James___ wrote:
@IBDM, if you're Russian, I would hire you. Talent makes money. Kind of what capitalism is about.

@All, IBDM is simply better than any of us when it comes to computer graphics.
His skills hopefully will gain the attention of people who can hire him. Those companies might have search engines searching for people like him. In our world, could happen.

And this all goes back to capitalism. Someone will make money off of him. It won't be me but someone will say, he's worth money. What capitalism is about.

keepit wrote:
My nomination for snarkism awards.
For verbal snarkism - gfm.
For graphic snarkism - IBD.

gfm7175 wrote:

keepit wrote:
My nomination for snarkism awards.
For verbal snarkism - gfm.
For graphic snarkism - IBD.

I might as well get my verbal snarkism award acceptance speech prepared:

Hi everyone. Testing one, two, three, is this thing working?? Can you all hear me okay?? Alrighty then...

First, I would like to thank God... the Christian God... the one and only God... all other gods are worthless bag suckers compared to my God. PRAISE THE LORD!!!! Wait, what's that large timer back there counting down for? Is there a time limit on my acceptance speech? Better get moving along then...

Secondly, I would like to thank all of my fans. Snark just wouldn't have the same effect if I didn't have a large devoted following of adoring fans, chomping at the bit to read the latest offering of 'gfm snark'. God sure has blessed me with the ability to snark... The CHRISTIAN God, not some made up garbage... He created such a beautiful planet for us to live on, despite what Climate and her lemmings falsely claim about the condition of it... Wow that speech timer sure ticks down fast... Anyway...

Thirdly, I'd like to thank all of my "snark targets", specifically keepit, tmiddles, and James, for launching my successful career in 'snark'. Without such easy targets to snark upon, I would've had a much harder time getting my foot in the door in the world of snark. So thank you keepit... thank you for your continuous whining, whether it be whining about semantics, whining about figures of speech, or even whining about whining about wine. Thank you tmiddles... thank you for your omniscience, your keen eye for pointing out "what we know", and most importantly for your ability to make a broken record appear as if it isn't even skipping a beat. Thank you James... thank you for showing us all

*** ding ding ding ***

Oh wow, my time is up already??!! This award means so much to me. Thank you, and have a good rest of your evening.

IBdaMann wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote: I think he should be the one to print the certificate of snark victory.....If he TOTALLY screws up and prints two certificates, is there still only one certificate?

Wait, are you implying that the creation of GIFs increases the number of GIFs? Run that by me again.




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GasGuzzler wrote:

gfm7175 wrote:

keepit wrote:
My nomination for snarkism awards.
For verbal snarkism - gfm.
For graphic snarkism - IBD.

I might as well get my verbal snarkism award acceptance speech prepared:

Hi everyone. Testing one, two, three, is this thing working?? Can you all hear me okay?? Alrighty then...

First, I would like to thank God... the Christian God... the one and only God... all other gods are worthless bag suckers compared to my God. PRAISE THE LORD!!!! Wait, what's that large timer back there counting down for? Is there a time limit on my acceptance speech? Better get moving along then...

Secondly, I would like to thank all of my fans. Snark just wouldn't have the same effect if I didn't have a large devoted following of adoring fans, chomping at the bit to read the latest offering of 'gfm snark'. God sure has blessed me with the ability to snark... The CHRISTIAN God, not some made up garbage... He created such a beautiful planet for us to live on, despite what Climate and her lemmings falsely claim about the condition of it... Wow that speech timer sure ticks down fast... Anyway...

Thirdly, I'd like to thank all of my "snark targets", specifically keepit, tmiddles, and James, for launching my successful career in 'snark'. Without such easy targets to snark upon, I would've had a much harder time getting my foot in the door in the world of snark. So thank you keepit... thank you for your continuous whining, whether it be whining about semantics, whining about figures of speech, or even whining about whining about wine. Thank you tmiddles... thank you for your omniscience, your keen eye for pointing out "what we know", and most importantly for your ability to make a broken record appear as if it isn't even skipping a beat. Thank you James... thank you for showing us all

*** ding ding ding ***

Oh wow, my time is up already??!! This award means so much to me. Thank you, and have a good rest of your evening.

Ease up there turbo. You haven't won anything yet. I have ordered a recount.....and don't think you can cheat by printing more winning ballots.

Printing more ballots will not result in more ballots. I went to factcheck.org and verified this.

gfm7175 wrote:(!) Election officials have declared gfm7175 as the winner of the 2020 verbal snarkism award.

GasGuzzler wrote:
Ease up there turbo. You haven't won anything yet.

[POST DEMONETIZED]

In other news, gfm7175 has established his office of the winner-elect and has begun selecting his cabinet of acceptance officers. His press secretary-elect announced that there can be no other winner in the upcoming vote because the judges had already commented on Climate-Debate on December 14th.

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keepit wrote:
My nomination for snarkism awards.
For verbal snarkism - gfm.
For graphic snarkism - IBD.

IBdaMann wrote:

keepit wrote:
My nomination for snarkism awards.
For verbal snarkism - gfm.
For graphic snarkism - IBD.

I have to nominate this guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKsDem1r4_A


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gfm7175 wrote:I might as well get my verbal snarkism award acceptance speech prepared:

IBdaMann wrote:

gfm7175 wrote:I might as well get my verbal snarkism award acceptance speech prepared:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLdu_BLWV4w

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IBdaMann wrote:

gfm7175 wrote:I might as well get my verbal snarkism award acceptance speech prepared:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLdu_BLWV4w

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