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My wife was just dismissed from jury duty, take me instead, I have oodles of judge jokes


My wife was just dismissed from jury duty, take me instead, I have oodles of judge jokes06-11-2025 00:19
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Starting with, judge, do you know judge James Gosnell the pedophile.

Or, judge, I just do not know you so why should I call you, your honor, but if you call me, your honor sir swan I will call you the same. Is it a deal?

OR how many judges does it take to know what a woman is?

Or how bout, do you know the wise Latina judge who would come to a better conclusion than a dumb honkey like me

Or, dear judge, how many judges does it take to make up a two judge volleyball team

Or judge, do you urinate on the courthouse steps, like the skank judge in Arizona?


IBdaMann claims that Gold is a molecule, and that the last ice age never happened because I was not there to see it. The only conclusion that can be drawn from this is that IBdaMann is clearly not using enough LSD.

According to CDC/Government info, people who were vaccinated are now DYING at a higher rate than non-vaccinated people, which exposes the covid vaccines as the poison that they are, this is now fully confirmed by the terrorist CDC

This place is quieter than the FBI commenting on the chink bank account information on Hunter Xiden's laptop

I LOVE TRUMP BECAUSE HE PISSES OFF ALL THE PEOPLE THAT I CAN'T STAND.

ULTRA MAGA

"Being unwanted, unloved, uncared for, forgotten by everybody, I think that is a much greater hunger, a much greater poverty than the person who has nothing to eat." MOTHER THERESA OF CALCUTTA

So why is helping to hide the murder of an American president patriotic?


Sonia makes me so proud to be a dumb white boy


Now be honest, was I correct or was I correct? LOL
06-11-2025 02:48
Spongy IrisProfile picture★★★★★
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Swan wrote:
Starting with, judge, do you know judge James Gosnell the pedophile.

Or, judge, I just do not know you so why should I call you, your honor, but if you call me, your honor sir swan I will call you the same. Is it a deal?

OR how many judges does it take to know what a woman is?

Or how bout, do you know the wise Latina judge who would come to a better conclusion than a dumb honkey like me

Or, dear judge, how many judges does it take to make up a two judge volleyball team

Or judge, do you urinate on the courthouse steps, like the skank judge in Arizona?


Swan's stand up routine shall be dubbed: mortification comedy.




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06-11-2025 14:16
SwanProfile picture★★★★★
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Spongy Iris wrote:
Swan wrote:
Starting with, judge, do you know judge James Gosnell the pedophile.

Or, judge, I just do not know you so why should I call you, your honor, but if you call me, your honor sir swan I will call you the same. Is it a deal?

OR how many judges does it take to know what a woman is?

Or how bout, do you know the wise Latina judge who would come to a better conclusion than a dumb honkey like me

Or, dear judge, how many judges does it take to make up a two judge volleyball team

Or judge, do you urinate on the courthouse steps, like the skank judge in Arizona?


Swan's stand up routine shall be dubbed: mortification comedy.


No my routine is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth which is not suitable for any courtroom in America. Because if you tell it, they are exposed as the terrorist that they are


IBdaMann claims that Gold is a molecule, and that the last ice age never happened because I was not there to see it. The only conclusion that can be drawn from this is that IBdaMann is clearly not using enough LSD.

According to CDC/Government info, people who were vaccinated are now DYING at a higher rate than non-vaccinated people, which exposes the covid vaccines as the poison that they are, this is now fully confirmed by the terrorist CDC

This place is quieter than the FBI commenting on the chink bank account information on Hunter Xiden's laptop

I LOVE TRUMP BECAUSE HE PISSES OFF ALL THE PEOPLE THAT I CAN'T STAND.

ULTRA MAGA

"Being unwanted, unloved, uncared for, forgotten by everybody, I think that is a much greater hunger, a much greater poverty than the person who has nothing to eat." MOTHER THERESA OF CALCUTTA

So why is helping to hide the murder of an American president patriotic?


Sonia makes me so proud to be a dumb white boy


Now be honest, was I correct or was I correct? LOL




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