| Just a little fine Christmas poetry24-12-2024 07:22 |
GasGuzzler★★★★★
(3056) |
'Twas the night before Christmas
he paced through the house.
Sealover so angry
He ate the pet mouse!
Those damn ugly trolls
tell me I don't know science!
He pounded his fist
in stubborn defiance.
I've studied, I've learned it!
I've published my shit!
How do they know
that my shit ain't legit?!
He knew what he needed,
was to calm the fuk down.
A glass of warm climate,
and he went to lie down
But is anger continued,
on into the night
with nightmares of mangroves
stricken with blight!
Then IBdaMann
invaded his dreams
mocked him for hours
left him no self esteem.
At last it was sunrise,
a new Christmas day.
but the visions of trolls
didn't make him feel gay.
I must get them back!
I must make them pay!
I'll hit them both
with my gamma ray!!
So he loaded the gamma
into his Chevy Volt.
But it was dead as a doornail
it needed a jolt.
Where is GasGuzzler?
I need him so badly!
My damn wind and solar
they're performing so sadly!
Defeated and beaten,
He went back inside.
He pulled out his laptop
poured a shot of fluoride.
Shot after shot,
He could be seen slamming
As he hammered the keyboard,
With nothing but spamming.
"I'll drive them away,
From Climate Debate!
This stupid site,
Is just filled with hate".
"If Branner would show,
and ban a few trolls,
I could preach my religion
And save so many souls!"
"But it ain't gonna happen,
No break out room.
I MUST keep on preaching
My doomsday gloom!"
He may be Sealover
He may be a gem.
But my thinking is,
I smell a BM.
Radiation will not penetrate a perfect insulator, thus as I said space is not a perfect insulator.- Swan |
| 24-12-2024 08:50 |
Im a BM★★★★☆
(1622) |
GasGuzzler wrote:
'Twas the night before Christmas
he paced through the house.
Sealover so angry
He ate the pet mouse!
Those damn ugly trolls
tell me I don't know science!
He pounded his fist
in stubborn defiance.
I've studied, I've learned it!
I've published my shit!
How do they know
that my shit ain't legit?!
He knew what he needed,
was to calm the fuk down.
A glass of warm climate,
and he went to lie down
But is anger continued,
on into the night
with nightmares of mangroves
stricken with blight!
Then IBdaMann
invaded his dreams
mocked him for hours
left him no self esteem.
At last it was sunrise,
a new Christmas day.
but the visions of trolls
didn't make him feel gay.
I must get them back!
I must make them pay!
I'll hit them both
with my gamma ray!!
So he loaded the gamma
into his Chevy Volt.
But it was dead as a doornail
it needed a jolt.
Where is GasGuzzler?
I need him so badly!
My damn wind and solar
they're performing so sadly!
Defeated and beaten,
He went back inside.
He pulled out his laptop
poured a shot of fluoride.
Shot after shot,
He could be seen slamming
As he hammered the keyboard,
With nothing but spamming.
"I'll drive them away,
From Climate Debate!
This stupid site,
Is just filled with hate".
"If Branner would show,
and ban a few trolls,
I could preach my religion
And save so many souls!"
"But it ain't gonna happen,
No break out room.
I MUST keep on preaching
My doomsday gloom!"
He may be Sealover
He may be a gem.
But my thinking is,
I smell a BM.
WOW!
I don't have time to read it just yet, but I am impressed by the size and structure of the post.
Time, effort, and thought went into it.
That is quite impressive. |
| 24-12-2024 09:20 |
Into the Night ★★★★★
(22820) |
GasGuzzler wrote:
'Twas the night before Christmas
he paced through the house.
Sealover so angry
He ate the pet mouse!
Those damn ugly trolls
tell me I don't know science!
He pounded his fist
in stubborn defiance.
I've studied, I've learned it!
I've published my shit!
How do they know
that my shit ain't legit?!
He knew what he needed,
was to calm the fuk down.
A glass of warm climate,
and he went to lie down
But is anger continued,
on into the night
with nightmares of mangroves
stricken with blight!
Then IBdaMann
invaded his dreams
mocked him for hours
left him no self esteem.
At last it was sunrise,
a new Christmas day.
but the visions of trolls
didn't make him feel gay.
I must get them back!
I must make them pay!
I'll hit them both
with my gamma ray!!
So he loaded the gamma
into his Chevy Volt.
But it was dead as a doornail
it needed a jolt.
Where is GasGuzzler?
I need him so badly!
My damn wind and solar
they're performing so sadly!
Defeated and beaten,
He went back inside.
He pulled out his laptop
poured a shot of fluoride.
Shot after shot,
He could be seen slamming
As he hammered the keyboard,
With nothing but spamming.
"I'll drive them away,
From Climate Debate!
This stupid site,
Is just filled with hate".
"If Branner would show,
and ban a few trolls,
I could preach my religion
And save so many souls!"
"But it ain't gonna happen,
No break out room.
I MUST keep on preaching
My doomsday gloom!"
He may be Sealover
He may be a gem.
But my thinking is,
I smell a BM.
Very nice!
The Parrot Killer
Debunked in my sig. - tmiddles
Google keeps track of paranoid talk and i'm not on their list. I've been evaluated and certified. - keepit
nuclear powered ships do not require nuclear fuel. - Swan
While it is true that fossils do not burn it is also true that fossil fuels burn very well - Swan |
| 24-12-2024 16:50 |
gfm7175 ★★★★★
(3340) |
hahaha this is great. Good job Guzzler! |
| 24-12-2024 18:13 |
Im a BM★★★★☆
(1622) |
gfm7175 wrote:
hahaha this is great. Good job Guzzler!
AWESOME!
It sounds like it must be a really FUNNY poem.
I'll get a chance to scroll up and finally see what is says, after this post.
Probably some hilarious stuff about SB law and falsifiable theories.
I can't wait to see it. Maybe my expectations are too high now.
Anyway, gfm7175, I apologize for failing to honor the six year anniversary of your first post last month.
It's just that you had hardly posted anything in such a long time, I forgot that you were one of the OG trolls who transformed this place starting about nine years ago.
I forgot to honor HarveyH55, whose six year anniversary was within a week of your six year anniversary.
GasGuzzler shared some beautiful thoughts about what he has learned and how he has grown during the years he has trolled this website.
And in less than a week it will be the EIGHT YEAR ANNIVERSARY of GasGuzzler's first rant as a troll at climate-debate.com
I hope that all the OG trolls will share in the celebration. Maybe even HarveyH55 will drop in again, as gfm has.
gfm7175, would YOU be willing to share something about your six years as an OG troll at climate-debate.com?
It must have been a wild adventure, with some hilarious stories to tell about it.
We missed your six year anniversary, but maybe you could offer your wisdom gained over six years here in a tribute to honor GasGuzzler's eight year anniversary on December 30.
Okay, let's take a look at the Christmas poem that seems like it may have been written in MY honor.
I don't qualify as climate-debate OG, but I've been here for a couple of years. |
| 24-12-2024 22:09 |
gfm7175★★★★★
(3340) |
Im a BM wrote:
gfm7175 wrote:
hahaha this is great. Good job Guzzler!
AWESOME!
It sounds like it must be a really FUNNY poem.
I'll get a chance to scroll up and finally see what is says, after this post.
Probably some hilarious stuff about SB law and falsifiable theories.
I can't wait to see it. Maybe my expectations are too high now.
Anyway, gfm7175, I apologize for failing to honor the six year anniversary of your first post last month.
It's just that you had hardly posted anything in such a long time, I forgot that you were one of the OG trolls who transformed this place starting about nine years ago.
I forgot to honor HarveyH55, whose six year anniversary was within a week of your six year anniversary.
GasGuzzler shared some beautiful thoughts about what he has learned and how he has grown during the years he has trolled this website.
And in less than a week it will be the EIGHT YEAR ANNIVERSARY of GasGuzzler's first rant as a troll at climate-debate.com
I hope that all the OG trolls will share in the celebration. Maybe even HarveyH55 will drop in again, as gfm has.
gfm7175, would YOU be willing to share something about your six years as an OG troll at climate-debate.com?
It must have been a wild adventure, with some hilarious stories to tell about it.
We missed your six year anniversary, but maybe you could offer your wisdom gained over six years here in a tribute to honor GasGuzzler's eight year anniversary on December 30.
Okay, let's take a look at the Christmas poem that seems like it may have been written in MY honor.
I don't qualify as climate-debate OG, but I've been here for a couple of years.
....... says the troll. |
| 25-12-2024 03:14 |
Im a BM★★★★☆
(1622) |
gfm7175 wrote:
Im a BM wrote:
gfm7175 wrote:
hahaha this is great. Good job Guzzler!
AWESOME!
It sounds like it must be a really FUNNY poem.
I'll get a chance to scroll up and finally see what is says, after this post.
Probably some hilarious stuff about SB law and falsifiable theories.
I can't wait to see it. Maybe my expectations are too high now.
Anyway, gfm7175, I apologize for failing to honor the six year anniversary of your first post last month.
It's just that you had hardly posted anything in such a long time, I forgot that you were one of the OG trolls who transformed this place starting about nine years ago.
I forgot to honor HarveyH55, whose six year anniversary was within a week of your six year anniversary.
GasGuzzler shared some beautiful thoughts about what he has learned and how he has grown during the years he has trolled this website.
And in less than a week it will be the EIGHT YEAR ANNIVERSARY of GasGuzzler's first rant as a troll at climate-debate.com
I hope that all the OG trolls will share in the celebration. Maybe even HarveyH55 will drop in again, as gfm has.
gfm7175, would YOU be willing to share something about your six years as an OG troll at climate-debate.com?
It must have been a wild adventure, with some hilarious stories to tell about it.
We missed your six year anniversary, but maybe you could offer your wisdom gained over six years here in a tribute to honor GasGuzzler's eight year anniversary on December 30.
Okay, let's take a look at the Christmas poem that seems like it may have been written in MY honor.
I don't qualify as climate-debate OG, but I've been here for a couple of years.
....... says the troll.
And what makes it so funny?
It's funny because it's TRUE!
My self esteem as a competent scientist is entirely dependent on the opinions expressed at this website.
This fine discussion site might be the only place I could have bluffed my way as a pretend scientist, getting the troll attention I so desperately crave.
Everyone else in my life knows I'm just an arrogant FRAUD, trying to belittle others and make them feel inferior for being so scientifically illiterate.
But my attempt to prey upon the insecurity of others whose self esteem is invested in the claim to be some kind of "scientist" backfired badly.
I thought you guys might fall for my non science gibber babble.
The total humiliation of being exposed as a fraud... How can I live with it? |
| 25-12-2024 22:35 |
Into the Night★★★★★
(22820) |
Im a BM wrote:
gfm7175 wrote:
Im a BM wrote:
gfm7175 wrote:
hahaha this is great. Good job Guzzler!
AWESOME!
It sounds like it must be a really FUNNY poem.
I'll get a chance to scroll up and finally see what is says, after this post.
Probably some hilarious stuff about SB law and falsifiable theories.
I can't wait to see it. Maybe my expectations are too high now.
Anyway, gfm7175, I apologize for failing to honor the six year anniversary of your first post last month.
It's just that you had hardly posted anything in such a long time, I forgot that you were one of the OG trolls who transformed this place starting about nine years ago.
I forgot to honor HarveyH55, whose six year anniversary was within a week of your six year anniversary.
GasGuzzler shared some beautiful thoughts about what he has learned and how he has grown during the years he has trolled this website.
And in less than a week it will be the EIGHT YEAR ANNIVERSARY of GasGuzzler's first rant as a troll at climate-debate.com
I hope that all the OG trolls will share in the celebration. Maybe even HarveyH55 will drop in again, as gfm has.
gfm7175, would YOU be willing to share something about your six years as an OG troll at climate-debate.com?
It must have been a wild adventure, with some hilarious stories to tell about it.
We missed your six year anniversary, but maybe you could offer your wisdom gained over six years here in a tribute to honor GasGuzzler's eight year anniversary on December 30.
Okay, let's take a look at the Christmas poem that seems like it may have been written in MY honor.
I don't qualify as climate-debate OG, but I've been here for a couple of years.
....... says the troll.
And what makes it so funny?
It's funny because it's TRUE!
My self esteem as a competent scientist is entirely dependent on the opinions expressed at this website.
This fine discussion site might be the only place I could have bluffed my way as a pretend scientist, getting the troll attention I so desperately crave.
Everyone else in my life knows I'm just an arrogant FRAUD, trying to belittle others and make them feel inferior for being so scientifically illiterate.
But my attempt to prey upon the insecurity of others whose self esteem is invested in the claim to be some kind of "scientist" backfired badly.
I thought you guys might fall for my non science gibber babble.
The total humiliation of being exposed as a fraud... How can I live with it?
You are not a scientist. You deny and ignore science.
The Parrot Killer
Debunked in my sig. - tmiddles
Google keeps track of paranoid talk and i'm not on their list. I've been evaluated and certified. - keepit
nuclear powered ships do not require nuclear fuel. - Swan
While it is true that fossils do not burn it is also true that fossil fuels burn very well - Swan |
| 26-12-2024 02:33 |
Swan ★★★★★
(6003) |
GasGuzzler wrote:
'Twas the night before Christmas
he paced through the house.
Sealover so angry
He ate the pet mouse!
Those damn ugly trolls
tell me I don't know science!
He pounded his fist
in stubborn defiance.
I've studied, I've learned it!
I've published my shit!
How do they know
that my shit ain't legit?!
He knew what he needed,
was to calm the fuk down.
A glass of warm climate,
and he went to lie down
But is anger continued,
on into the night
with nightmares of mangroves
stricken with blight!
Then IBdaMann
invaded his dreams
mocked him for hours
left him no self esteem.
At last it was sunrise,
a new Christmas day.
but the visions of trolls
didn't make him feel gay.
I must get them back!
I must make them pay!
I'll hit them both
with my gamma ray!!
So he loaded the gamma
into his Chevy Volt.
But it was dead as a doornail
it needed a jolt.
Where is GasGuzzler?
I need him so badly!
My damn wind and solar
they're performing so sadly!
Defeated and beaten,
He went back inside.
He pulled out his laptop
poured a shot of fluoride.
Shot after shot,
He could be seen slamming
As he hammered the keyboard,
With nothing but spamming.
"I'll drive them away,
From Climate Debate!
This stupid site,
Is just filled with hate".
"If Branner would show,
and ban a few trolls,
I could preach my religion
And save so many souls!"
"But it ain't gonna happen,
No break out room.
I MUST keep on preaching
My doomsday gloom!"
He may be Sealover
He may be a gem.
But my thinking is,
I smell a BM.
Bring this with you when you check into the hospital. They will give you a bigger shot
IBdaMann claims that Gold is a molecule, and that the last ice age never happened because I was not there to see it. The only conclusion that can be drawn from this is that IBdaMann is clearly not using enough LSD.
According to CDC/Government info, people who were vaccinated are now DYING at a higher rate than non-vaccinated people, which exposes the covid vaccines as the poison that they are, this is now fully confirmed by the terrorist CDC
This place is quieter than the FBI commenting on the chink bank account information on Hunter Xiden's laptop
I LOVE TRUMP BECAUSE HE PISSES OFF ALL THE PEOPLE THAT I CAN'T STAND.
ULTRA MAGA
"Being unwanted, unloved, uncared for, forgotten by everybody, I think that is a much greater hunger, a much greater poverty than the person who has nothing to eat." MOTHER THERESA OF CALCUTTA
So why is helping to hide the murder of an American president patriotic?
Sonia makes me so proud to be a dumb white boy
Now be honest, was I correct or was I correct? LOL |
| 26-12-2024 03:34 |
Im a BM★★★★☆
(1622) |
Swan wrote:
GasGuzzler wrote:
'Twas the night before Christmas
he paced through the house.
Sealover so angry
He ate the pet mouse!
Those damn ugly trolls
tell me I don't know science!
He pounded his fist
in stubborn defiance.
I've studied, I've learned it!
I've published my shit!
How do they know
that my shit ain't legit?!
He knew what he needed,
was to calm the fuk down.
A glass of warm climate,
and he went to lie down
But is anger continued,
on into the night
with nightmares of mangroves
stricken with blight!
Then IBdaMann
invaded his dreams
mocked him for hours
left him no self esteem.
At last it was sunrise,
a new Christmas day.
but the visions of trolls
didn't make him feel gay.
I must get them back!
I must make them pay!
I'll hit them both
with my gamma ray!!
So he loaded the gamma
into his Chevy Volt.
But it was dead as a doornail
it needed a jolt.
Where is GasGuzzler?
I need him so badly!
My damn wind and solar
they're performing so sadly!
Defeated and beaten,
He went back inside.
He pulled out his laptop
poured a shot of fluoride.
Shot after shot,
He could be seen slamming
As he hammered the keyboard,
With nothing but spamming.
"I'll drive them away,
From Climate Debate!
This stupid site,
Is just filled with hate".
"If Branner would show,
and ban a few trolls,
I could preach my religion
And save so many souls!"
"But it ain't gonna happen,
No break out room.
I MUST keep on preaching
My doomsday gloom!"
He may be Sealover
He may be a gem.
But my thinking is,
I smell a BM.
Bring this with you when you check into the hospital. They will give you a bigger shot
I kind of wish you would have actually said something about the deeper messages in the poem.
So, Swan, no disrespect but you are NOT an OG troll at climate-debate.com
Even if you had joined the "Define your terms" cult from day one, which you did not, you just haven't put in the time.
You're still a newbie like me. A little more than a year longer here than me.
As far as I can tell, you and I BOTH missed the golden age of climate-debate.com
Six, eight, or nine years ago when the warmazombies just wouldn't give up.
Does it continue to be your assessment that climate-debate.com is DEAD?
What date do you think they should put on the death certificate?
Was it DOA, dead on arrival, as in already dead upon YOUR arrival? |
| 26-12-2024 14:59 |
Swan★★★★★
(6003) |
Im a BM wrote:
Swan wrote:
GasGuzzler wrote:
'Twas the night before Christmas
he paced through the house.
Sealover so angry
He ate the pet mouse!
Those damn ugly trolls
tell me I don't know science!
He pounded his fist
in stubborn defiance.
I've studied, I've learned it!
I've published my shit!
How do they know
that my shit ain't legit?!
He knew what he needed,
was to calm the fuk down.
A glass of warm climate,
and he went to lie down
But is anger continued,
on into the night
with nightmares of mangroves
stricken with blight!
Then IBdaMann
invaded his dreams
mocked him for hours
left him no self esteem.
At last it was sunrise,
a new Christmas day.
but the visions of trolls
didn't make him feel gay.
I must get them back!
I must make them pay!
I'll hit them both
with my gamma ray!!
So he loaded the gamma
into his Chevy Volt.
But it was dead as a doornail
it needed a jolt.
Where is GasGuzzler?
I need him so badly!
My damn wind and solar
they're performing so sadly!
Defeated and beaten,
He went back inside.
He pulled out his laptop
poured a shot of fluoride.
Shot after shot,
He could be seen slamming
As he hammered the keyboard,
With nothing but spamming.
"I'll drive them away,
From Climate Debate!
This stupid site,
Is just filled with hate".
"If Branner would show,
and ban a few trolls,
I could preach my religion
And save so many souls!"
"But it ain't gonna happen,
No break out room.
I MUST keep on preaching
My doomsday gloom!"
He may be Sealover
He may be a gem.
But my thinking is,
I smell a BM.
Bring this with you when you check into the hospital. They will give you a bigger shot
I kind of wish you would have actually said something about the deeper messages in the poem.
So, Swan, no disrespect but you are NOT an OG troll at climate-debate.com
Even if you had joined the "Define your terms" cult from day one, which you did not, you just haven't put in the time.
You're still a newbie like me. A little more than a year longer here than me.
As far as I can tell, you and I BOTH missed the golden age of climate-debate.com
Six, eight, or nine years ago when the warmazombies just wouldn't give up.
Does it continue to be your assessment that climate-debate.com is DEAD?
What date do you think they should put on the death certificate?
Was it DOA, dead on arrival, as in already dead upon YOUR arrival?
Yes Climate debate .com is dead as facebook, X and Google get more post in any given second than this place will get in several trillion years, which makes the post here just mere background noise of the universe that resulted when God plugged in his climate simulator.
IBdaMann claims that Gold is a molecule, and that the last ice age never happened because I was not there to see it. The only conclusion that can be drawn from this is that IBdaMann is clearly not using enough LSD.
According to CDC/Government info, people who were vaccinated are now DYING at a higher rate than non-vaccinated people, which exposes the covid vaccines as the poison that they are, this is now fully confirmed by the terrorist CDC
This place is quieter than the FBI commenting on the chink bank account information on Hunter Xiden's laptop
I LOVE TRUMP BECAUSE HE PISSES OFF ALL THE PEOPLE THAT I CAN'T STAND.
ULTRA MAGA
"Being unwanted, unloved, uncared for, forgotten by everybody, I think that is a much greater hunger, a much greater poverty than the person who has nothing to eat." MOTHER THERESA OF CALCUTTA
So why is helping to hide the murder of an American president patriotic?
Sonia makes me so proud to be a dumb white boy
Now be honest, was I correct or was I correct? LOL |
| 27-12-2024 03:12 |
Im a BM★★★★☆
(1622) |
gfm7175 wrote:
Im a BM wrote:
gfm7175 wrote:
hahaha this is great. Good job Guzzler!
AWESOME!
It sounds like it must be a really FUNNY poem.
I'll get a chance to scroll up and finally see what is says, after this post.
Probably some hilarious stuff about SB law and falsifiable theories.
I can't wait to see it. Maybe my expectations are too high now.
Anyway, gfm7175, I apologize for failing to honor the six year anniversary of your first post last month.
It's just that you had hardly posted anything in such a long time, I forgot that you were one of the OG trolls who transformed this place starting about nine years ago.
I forgot to honor HarveyH55, whose six year anniversary was within a week of your six year anniversary.
GasGuzzler shared some beautiful thoughts about what he has learned and how he has grown during the years he has trolled this website.
And in less than a week it will be the EIGHT YEAR ANNIVERSARY of GasGuzzler's first rant as a troll at climate-debate.com
I hope that all the OG trolls will share in the celebration. Maybe even HarveyH55 will drop in again, as gfm has.
gfm7175, would YOU be willing to share something about your six years as an OG troll at climate-debate.com?
It must have been a wild adventure, with some hilarious stories to tell about it.
We missed your six year anniversary, but maybe you could offer your wisdom gained over six years here in a tribute to honor GasGuzzler's eight year anniversary on December 30.
Okay, let's take a look at the Christmas poem that seems like it may have been written in MY honor.
I don't qualify as climate-debate OG, but I've been here for a couple of years.
....... says the troll.
And what makes it so funny?
It's funny because it's TRUE!
My self esteem as a competent scientist is entirely dependent on the opinions expressed at this website.
This fine discussion site might be the only place I could have bluffed my way as a pretend scientist, getting the troll attention I so desperately crave.
Everyone else in my life knows I'm just an arrogant FRAUD, trying to belittle others and make them feel inferior for being so scientifically illiterate.
But my attempt to prey upon the insecurity of others whose self esteem is invested in the claim to be some kind of "scientist" backfired badly.
I thought you guys might fall for my non science gibber babble.
The total humiliation of being exposed as a fraud... How can I live with it?
How did they know how insecure I was about having my false claim of being a "scientist" exposed?
I walked right into that one.
If I weren't too stupid to learn, I could have asked questions about science instead of preaching non science gibber babble.
But there is no such thing as the profession I claim anyway, and the meaningless buzzwords that I use can be ignored.
Especially the buzzwords that "science" is NOT and they are NOT a "chemical". |