Is Climate a Lesbian?

IBdaMann wrote:
I have asked every Climate worshiper to unambiguously define the global "Climate" and none ever have, probably out of embarrassment that their goddess is a lesbian. All Climate worshipers are leftists, and all leftists HATE all LGBTQIAMIPPREPGLOPVI+, to the point that leftists lump them all together as sexual freaks.

So what can a leftist do upon finding out that Climate is a lesbian who appropriately HATES white conservative males, but who unfortunately is one of the left's HATED sexual freaks? It's a great question, right?

Why don't we have any more Climate Pride parades? Below is the last time Climate was allowed to march in a parade. Since then, the DNC has shunned such events.

Why can't we all just get along?

IBdaMann wrote:
Why don't we have any more Climate Pride parades? Below is the last time Climate was allowed to march in a parade. Since then, the DNC has shunned such events.

GasGuzzler wrote: Wait.... I'm totally confused. Is that a climate activist or is that just an active climate?

GasGuzzler wrote:Whatever the case, Sven is looking into climate control.

IBdaMann wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote: Wait.... I'm totally confused. Is that a climate activist or is that just an active climate?

Have you ever seen Her after that parade?

GasGuzzler wrote:Whatever the case, Sven is looking into climate control.

... via a methane reservoir or no?

Swan wrote: Don't give up your day job

IBdaMann wrote:
I have asked every Climate worshiper to unambiguously define the global "Climate" and none ever have, probably out of embarrassment that their goddess is a lesbian. All Climate worshipers are leftists, and all leftists HATE all LGBTQIAMIPPREPGLOPVI+, to the point that leftists lump them all together as sexual freaks.

So what can a leftist do upon finding out that Climate is a lesbian who appropriately HATES white conservative males, but who unfortunately is one of the left's HATED sexual freaks? It's a great question, right?

Why don't we have any more Climate Pride parades? Below is the last time Climate was allowed to march in a parade. Since then, the DNC has shunned such events.

Why can't we all just get along?

Im a BM wrote: However, if "climate" IS a "lesbian", then "climate change" is unlikely to be related to the increased concentration of greenhouse gases in the atmosphere.

Im a BM wrote: One look at "climate" and I can only imagine what "climate change" would be.

Im a BM wrote: I'm also thinking that "unambiguous definition" for the term "lesbian" would be needed, because "climate" may have ambiguous gender identity.

IBdaMann wrote:
I have asked every Climate worshiper to unambiguously define the global "Climate" and none ever have, probably out of embarrassment that their goddess is a lesbian. All Climate worshipers are leftists, and all leftists HATE all LGBTQIAMIPPREPGLOPVI+, to the point that leftists lump them all together as sexual freaks.

So what can a leftist do upon finding out that Climate is a lesbian who appropriately HATES white conservative males, but who unfortunately is one of the left's HATED sexual freaks? It's a great question, right?

Why don't we have any more Climate Pride parades? Below is the last time Climate was allowed to march in a parade. Since then, the DNC has shunned such events.

Why can't we all just get along?

Im a BM wrote:
It gets in a hilarious dig at homosexuals while dismissing the possibility that there is any valid issue regarding climate to be discussing.

No wonder this website is so POPULAR, ten years after IBdaMann joined.

Threads such as this are of incalculable value.

As far as rational discussion about climate change, this is as good as it gets!

IBdaMann wrote:
I have asked every Climate worshiper to unambiguously define the global "Climate" and none ever have, probably out of embarrassment that their goddess is a lesbian. All Climate worshipers are leftists, and all leftists HATE all LGBTQIAMIPPREPGLOPVI+, to the point that leftists lump them all together as sexual freaks.

So what can a leftist do upon finding out that Climate is a lesbian who appropriately HATES white conservative males, but who unfortunately is one of the left's HATED sexual freaks? It's a great question, right?

Why don't we have any more Climate Pride parades? Below is the last time Climate was allowed to march in a parade. Since then, the DNC has shunned such events.

Why can't we all just get along?

Im a BM wrote:
COME FOR THE CLIMATE!
...

IBdaMann wrote:
I have asked every Climate worshiper to unambiguously define the global "Climate" and none ever have, probably out of embarrassment that their goddess is a lesbian. All Climate worshipers are leftists, and all leftists HATE all LGBTQIAMIPPREPGLOPVI+, to the point that leftists lump them all together as sexual freaks.

So what can a leftist do upon finding out that Climate is a lesbian who appropriately HATES white conservative males, but who unfortunately is one of the left's HATED sexual freaks? It's a great question, right?

Why don't we have any more Climate Pride parades? Below is the last time Climate was allowed to march in a parade. Since then, the DNC has shunned such events.

Why can't we all just get along?

IBdaMann wrote:

Swan wrote: Don't give up your day job

Aaaawww, did someone get knocked off his bicycle again? Did someone wake up on the wrong side of his Abilify today?

Oooooh, you don't even have a day job to keep! You only have your share of Apple stock. Can it really suck that much to be you?

Swan wrote:

IBdaMann wrote:

Swan wrote: Don't give up your day job

Aaaawww, did someone get knocked off his bicycle again? Did someone wake up on the wrong side of his Abilify today?

Oooooh, you don't even have a day job to keep! You only have your share of Apple stock. Can it really suck that much to be you?

Yawn

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LOL I am quite sure that the operative who was walking for exercise as I flew by him on my bike has had either a coronary or stroke by now, or overdosed on his pain meds not that hanging himself like Robin Williams is out of the question

Im a BM wrote:
Is it some kind of trick question?

"Is Climate a lesbian?"

NO, Climate is NOT a lesbian.

Is this the best discussion that the trolls are capable of having?

The sexuality of climate science doesn't even account for the Marxist motive.

Genius trolls know all about quantum cubits and the true nature of science.

And they will always have each other for comfort when all others have gone.

Swan wrote:

IBdaMann wrote:

Swan wrote: Don't give up your day job

Aaaawww, did someone get knocked off his bicycle again? Did someone wake up on the wrong side of his Abilify today?

Oooooh, you don't even have a day job to keep! You only have your share of Apple stock. Can it really suck that much to be you?

Yawn

Market Summary
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Alphabet Inc Class C
181.50 USD
+153.58 (550.05%)all time

LOL I am quite sure that the operative who was walking for exercise as I flew by him on my bike has had either a coronary or stroke by now, or overdosed on his pain meds not that hanging himself like Robin Williams is out of the question

IBdaMann wrote:
I have asked every Climate worshiper to unambiguously define the global "Climate" and none ever have, probably out of embarrassment that their goddess is a lesbian. All Climate worshipers are leftists, and all leftists HATE all LGBTQIAMIPPREPGLOPVI+, to the point that leftists lump them all together as sexual freaks.

So what can a leftist do upon finding out that Climate is a lesbian who appropriately HATES white conservative males, but who unfortunately is one of the left's HATED sexual freaks? It's a great question, right?

Why don't we have any more Climate Pride parades? Below is the last time Climate was allowed to march in a parade. Since then, the DNC has shunned such events.

Why can't we all just get along?

Im a BM wrote: No, Climate is NOT a lesbian.

Im a BM wrote: Climate is not a Communist either.

Im a BM wrote: Climate change is not about puberty or menopause.

IBdaMann wrote:

Im a BM wrote: No, Climate is NOT a lesbian.

Yes, She obviously is. That's why She has never fuqked a guy, only fuqked-OVER many men.

Im a BM wrote: Climate is not a Communist either.

Correct. She is a hard core socialist who insists that everything about the earth be centrally planned, and without capital.

Im a BM wrote: Climate change is not about puberty or menopause.

... well not when puberty-blockers are used to realign one's pronouns.

Swan wrote:OK I give up, is climate a lezzy

IBdaMann wrote:

Swan wrote:OK I give up, is climate a lezzy

Yep, it's been confirmed by science, and by biogeochemistry.

Swan wrote:

IBdaMann wrote:

Swan wrote: Don't give up your day job

Aaaawww, did someone get knocked off his bicycle again? Did someone wake up on the wrong side of his Abilify today?

Oooooh, you don't even have a day job to keep! You only have your share of Apple stock. Can it really suck that much to be you?

Yawn

Market Summary
>
Alphabet Inc Class C
181.50 USD
+153.58 (550.05%)all time

LOL I am quite sure that the operative who was walking for exercise as I flew by him on my bike has had either a coronary or stroke by now, or overdosed on his pain meds not that hanging himself like Robin Williams is out of the question

Im a BM wrote:

No, Climate is NOT a lesbian.

Climate is not a Communist either.

Climate is not even a Marxist sympathizer.

Climate change is not about puberty or menopause.

Got homophobia?

Swan wrote:

IBdaMann wrote:
[quote]Swan wrote: Don't give up your day job

Aaaawww, did someone get knocked off his bicycle again? Did someone wake up on the wrong side of his Abilify today?

Oooooh, you don't even have a day job to keep! You only have your share of Apple stock. Can it really suck that much to be you?

Im a BM wrote:

No, Climate is NOT a lesbian.

Climate is not a Communist either.

Climate is not even a Marxist sympathizer.

Climate change is not about puberty or menopause.

Got homophobia?

Swan wrote:

IBdaMann wrote:
[quote]Swan wrote: Don't give up your day job

Aaaawww, did someone get knocked off his bicycle again? Did someone wake up on the wrong side of his Abilify today?

Oooooh, you don't even have a day job to keep! You only have your share of Apple stock. Can it really suck that much to be you?

GasGuzzler wrote:

Im a BM wrote:

No, Climate is NOT a lesbian.

Climate is not a Communist either.

Climate is not even a Marxist sympathizer.

Climate change is not about puberty or menopause.

Got homophobia?

Wait!!!
Isn't this EXACTLY what you bitch about Into the Night doing, telling you what science is NOT?

If your climate vision is so damn clear, then maybe you can tell us what climate change IS?! Will you finally define this term? I suspect you won't. You will bitch and piss and moan about the lack of discussion and blame your problem on someone else.

I beg you! Please prove me wrong.

GasGuzzler wrote:

Im a BM wrote:

No, Climate is NOT a lesbian.

Climate is not a Communist either.

Climate is not even a Marxist sympathizer.

Climate change is not about puberty or menopause.

Got homophobia?

Swan wrote:

IBdaMann wrote:

Swan wrote: Don't give up your day job

Aaaawww, did someone get knocked off his bicycle again? Did someone wake up on the wrong side of his Abilify today?

Oooooh, you don't even have a day job to keep! You only have your share of Apple stock. Can it really suck that much to be you?

Yawn

Market Summary
>
Alphabet Inc Class C
181.50 USD
+153.58 (550.05%)all time

LOL I am quite sure that the operative who was walking for exercise as I flew by him on my bike has had either a coronary or stroke by now, or overdosed on his pain meds not that hanging himself like Robin Williams is out of the question

Swan wrote:

IBdaMann wrote:

Swan wrote: Don't give up your day job

Aaaawww, did someone get knocked off his bicycle again? Did someone wake up on the wrong side of his Abilify today?

Oooooh, you don't even have a day job to keep! You only have your share of Apple stock. Can it really suck that much to be you?

Yawn

Market Summary
>
Alphabet Inc Class C
181.50 USD
+153.58 (550.05%)all time

LOL I am quite sure that the operative who was walking for exercise as I flew by him on my bike has had either a coronary or stroke by now, or overdosed on his pain meds not that hanging himself like Robin Williams is out of the question

Im a BM wrote:
I keep hoping that Branner,

IBdaMann wrote:
I have asked every Climate worshiper to unambiguously define the global "Climate" and none ever have, probably out of embarrassment that their goddess is a lesbian. All Climate worshipers are leftists, and all leftists HATE all LGBTQIAMIPPREPGLOPVI+, to the point that leftists lump them all together as sexual freaks.

So what can a leftist do upon finding out that Climate is a lesbian who appropriately HATES white conservative males, but who unfortunately is one of the left's HATED sexual freaks? It's a great question, right?

Why don't we have any more Climate Pride parades? Below is the last time Climate was allowed to march in a parade. Since then, the DNC has shunned such events.

Why can't we all just get along?

IBdaMann wrote:
I have asked every Climate worshiper to unambiguously define the global "Climate" and none ever have, probably out of embarrassment that their goddess is a lesbian. All Climate worshipers are leftists, and all leftists HATE all LGBTQIAMIPPREPGLOPVI+, to the point that leftists lump them all together as sexual freaks.

So what can a leftist do upon finding out that Climate is a lesbian who appropriately HATES white conservative males, but who unfortunately is one of the left's HATED sexual freaks? It's a great question, right?

Why don't we have any more Climate Pride parades? Below is the last time Climate was allowed to march in a parade. Since then, the DNC has shunned such events.

Why can't we all just get along?

Im a BM wrote:
Is climate sexuality a hoax or an existential threat to the Earth and humanity?

Google "climate sexuality" to see what's up with that.

Google says...

"The term 'climate sexuality' refers to the intersection of climate change and sexual health, sexual and reproductive rights, and gender equality..."

This could be serious.

Google a more specific inquiry.

Google "Is climate a lesbian?"

Google says...

"No, 'climate' is not a lesbian as 'climate' refers to the long-term weather patterns and conditions of a place, not a person or their sexual orientation."

I hope to God that Google is telling the truth here.

What proof do we really have to confirm that climate is not a lesbian?

IBdaMann wrote:
I have asked every Climate worshiper to unambiguously define the global "Climate" and none ever have, probably out of embarrassment that their goddess is a lesbian. All Climate worshipers are leftists, and all leftists HATE all LGBTQIAMIPPREPGLOPVI+, to the point that leftists lump them all together as sexual freaks.

So what can a leftist do upon finding out that Climate is a lesbian who appropriately HATES white conservative males, but who unfortunately is one of the left's HATED sexual freaks? It's a great question, right?

Why don't we have any more Climate Pride parades? Below is the last time Climate was allowed to march in a parade. Since then, the DNC has shunned such events.

Why can't we all just get along?

Spongy Iris wrote:

Im a BM wrote:
Is climate sexuality a hoax or an existential threat to the Earth and humanity?

Google "climate sexuality" to see what's up with that.

Google says...

"The term 'climate sexuality' refers to the intersection of climate change and sexual health, sexual and reproductive rights, and gender equality..."

This could be serious.

Google a more specific inquiry.

Google "Is climate a lesbian?"

Google says...

"No, 'climate' is not a lesbian as 'climate' refers to the long-term weather patterns and conditions of a place, not a person or their sexual orientation."

I hope to God that Google is telling the truth here.

What proof do we really have to confirm that climate is not a lesbian?

IBdaMann wrote:
I have asked every Climate worshiper to unambiguously define the global "Climate" and none ever have, probably out of embarrassment that their goddess is a lesbian. All Climate worshipers are leftists, and all leftists HATE all LGBTQIAMIPPREPGLOPVI+, to the point that leftists lump them all together as sexual freaks.

So what can a leftist do upon finding out that Climate is a lesbian who appropriately HATES white conservative males, but who unfortunately is one of the left's HATED sexual freaks? It's a great question, right?

Why don't we have any more Climate Pride parades? Below is the last time Climate was allowed to march in a parade. Since then, the DNC has shunned such events.

Why can't we all just get along?

Obviously Google doesn't know how sex and climate change are joined at the hip.

It isn't in their programming yet.

But I have a Reddit friend who asked AI if monks could go 5 years without ejaculating.

AI said something like, no, such an adult male is likely so rare that they probably don't exist.

Im a BM wrote:

Spongy Iris wrote:

Im a BM wrote:
Is climate sexuality a hoax or an existential threat to the Earth and humanity?

Google "climate sexuality" to see what's up with that.

Google says...

"The term 'climate sexuality' refers to the intersection of climate change and sexual health, sexual and reproductive rights, and gender equality..."

This could be serious.

Google a more specific inquiry.

Google "Is climate a lesbian?"

Google says...

"No, 'climate' is not a lesbian as 'climate' refers to the long-term weather patterns and conditions of a place, not a person or their sexual orientation."

I hope to God that Google is telling the truth here.

What proof do we really have to confirm that climate is not a lesbian?

IBdaMann wrote:
I have asked every Climate worshiper to unambiguously define the global "Climate" and none ever have, probably out of embarrassment that their goddess is a lesbian. All Climate worshipers are leftists, and all leftists HATE all LGBTQIAMIPPREPGLOPVI+, to the point that leftists lump them all together as sexual freaks.

So what can a leftist do upon finding out that Climate is a lesbian who appropriately HATES white conservative males, but who unfortunately is one of the left's HATED sexual freaks? It's a great question, right?

Why don't we have any more Climate Pride parades? Below is the last time Climate was allowed to march in a parade. Since then, the DNC has shunned such events.

Why can't we all just get along?

Obviously Google doesn't know how sex and climate change are joined at the hip.

It isn't in their programming yet.

But I have a Reddit friend who asked AI if monks could go 5 years without ejaculating.

AI said something like, no, such an adult male is likely so rare that they probably don't exist.

Apparently, sex and climate change are joined at the hip.

Shifting from climate sexuality to climate change, in that case.

I had the honor of being friends with Hans Jenny, a genius who was as important to soil science as Newton was to physics or Darwin was to biology.

"Climate" refers to the long-term weather patterns and conditions of a place, as affirmed by Google and a million other sources.

"Climate" is also a quantifiable factor of soil formation.

Climate can be calculated from information in the soil.

Hans Jenny revolutionized soil science in the 1940s by construing soils as dynamic natural bodies having properties derived from the interaction of climate and organisms acting on geologic parent materials, as modified by topography, over finite periods of time.

Show me a soil profile, and give me background on its age, mineralogy, and topography, and I can tell you precisely what kind of climate regime the soil formed under.

soil = f(climate, organisms, parent material, topography, time)

Each of the factors of soil formation can be unambiguously characterized to accurately "calculate" exactly what the soil is like.

Jack Major was a graduate student of Hans Jenny at UC Berkeley in the 1950s. He took the factors of soil formation in a different direction. ECOSYSTEMS are dynamic natural bodies having properties derived from the interaction of of climate and soil, as modified by topography, over finite periods of time.

Ecosystem (organisms) = f(climate, soil, topography, time)

Show me an ecosystem list of inhabitants, and give me some background about the soil, topography, and age (primary versus secondary succession, etc), and I can tell you a LOT about the climate of that ecosystem.

For soil science and ecology, "climate" refers to the same thing Google mentions - the long-term weather patterns and conditions of a place.

Applying basic logic, "climate change" presumably refers to a CHANGE in the long-term weather and conditions of a place.

Long-term weather patterns include average annual precipitation and the frequency of intense storms, droughts, flooding, etc.

Conditions of a place include average temperature, humidity, potential evapotranspiration, wind velocities during fire season, etc.

Setting aside potential controversy regarding climate sexuality, there is more than sufficient evidence that climate change has been occurring, and is occurring at an accelerating rate, for at least the last fifty years.

Spongy Iris wrote:

Im a BM wrote:

Spongy Iris wrote:

Im a BM wrote:
Is climate sexuality a hoax or an existential threat to the Earth and humanity?

Google "climate sexuality" to see what's up with that.

Google says...

"The term 'climate sexuality' refers to the intersection of climate change and sexual health, sexual and reproductive rights, and gender equality..."

This could be serious.

Google a more specific inquiry.

Google "Is climate a lesbian?"

Google says...

"No, 'climate' is not a lesbian as 'climate' refers to the long-term weather patterns and conditions of a place, not a person or their sexual orientation."

I hope to God that Google is telling the truth here.

What proof do we really have to confirm that climate is not a lesbian?

IBdaMann wrote:
I have asked every Climate worshiper to unambiguously define the global "Climate" and none ever have, probably out of embarrassment that their goddess is a lesbian. All Climate worshipers are leftists, and all leftists HATE all LGBTQIAMIPPREPGLOPVI+, to the point that leftists lump them all together as sexual freaks.

So what can a leftist do upon finding out that Climate is a lesbian who appropriately HATES white conservative males, but who unfortunately is one of the left's HATED sexual freaks? It's a great question, right?

Why don't we have any more Climate Pride parades? Below is the last time Climate was allowed to march in a parade. Since then, the DNC has shunned such events.

Why can't we all just get along?

Obviously Google doesn't know how sex and climate change are joined at the hip.

It isn't in their programming yet.

But I have a Reddit friend who asked AI if monks could go 5 years without ejaculating.

AI said something like, no, such an adult male is likely so rare that they probably don't exist.

Apparently, sex and climate change are joined at the hip.

Shifting from climate sexuality to climate change, in that case.

I had the honor of being friends with Hans Jenny, a genius who was as important to soil science as Newton was to physics or Darwin was to biology.

"Climate" refers to the long-term weather patterns and conditions of a place, as affirmed by Google and a million other sources.

"Climate" is also a quantifiable factor of soil formation.

Climate can be calculated from information in the soil.

Hans Jenny revolutionized soil science in the 1940s by construing soils as dynamic natural bodies having properties derived from the interaction of climate and organisms acting on geologic parent materials, as modified by topography, over finite periods of time.

Show me a soil profile, and give me background on its age, mineralogy, and topography, and I can tell you precisely what kind of climate regime the soil formed under.

soil = f(climate, organisms, parent material, topography, time)

Each of the factors of soil formation can be unambiguously characterized to accurately "calculate" exactly what the soil is like.

Jack Major was a graduate student of Hans Jenny at UC Berkeley in the 1950s. He took the factors of soil formation in a different direction. ECOSYSTEMS are dynamic natural bodies having properties derived from the interaction of of climate and soil, as modified by topography, over finite periods of time.

Ecosystem (organisms) = f(climate, soil, topography, time)

Show me an ecosystem list of inhabitants, and give me some background about the soil, topography, and age (primary versus secondary succession, etc), and I can tell you a LOT about the climate of that ecosystem.

For soil science and ecology, "climate" refers to the same thing Google mentions - the long-term weather patterns and conditions of a place.

Applying basic logic, "climate change" presumably refers to a CHANGE in the long-term weather and conditions of a place.

Long-term weather patterns include average annual precipitation and the frequency of intense storms, droughts, flooding, etc.

Conditions of a place include average temperature, humidity, potential evapotranspiration, wind velocities during fire season, etc.

Setting aside potential controversy regarding climate sexuality, there is more than sufficient evidence that climate change has been occurring, and is occurring at an accelerating rate, for at least the last fifty years.

Brother I was brought into this world to til the land

I like some perennial plants, but mostly I try to keep the annuals coming and going in my plot, to improve the soil over time.

In the past 2.5 years, I have turned a neglected but beautiful back yard into veritable green land.

Right now with the rainy off season, I didn't deliberately spread any seeds for winter crops, but some pea seeds that I didn't collect yielded a few shoots. And the wheat seeds I spread about 2 years ago, in spite of me collecting multiple boxes, are still multiplying like mad. The grass here is the greenest on the block right now.

I got loads of wheat and beet seeds if you want.

I got quite a few string beans, zucchini, and tomato seeds I have been keeping pretty steady.

My spinach seeds I failed to keep the generation going, but they attracted too many of the neighbors bee colony, so probably a good thing those didn't flourish beyond 1 season. I got 3 lavender bushes that have made it through a couple winters now, and shown decent growth. Those will still feed some of the neighbor's bee colony. They seem to love those purple flowers.

Im a BM wrote:At least on a forty-million-year time scale, climate has been known to change.

Im a BM wrote:
The Ione Formation is a geologic marvel.

About forty million years ago, a tropical rainforest grew there.

Under very warm, wet conditions for a very long time, it created the kind of soil profile that can ONLY be found under tropical rainforests. Near the surface, a meters thick layer of blood-red hematite clay overlies a much thicker layer of chalk-white kaolinite clay. A very old soil under a very old tropical rainforest.

Then a local volcano blew its top and poured lava over the forest. A new layer of hard, volcanic basalt rock capped the whole thing and preserved it from erosion for forty million years.

They still mine kaolinite from the place. It makes excellent ceramics. But kaolinite cannot possibly form in any soil under California's existing climate regime. The ancient soil profile is proof that a tropical rainforest once grew.

At least on a forty-million-year time scale, climate has been known to change.

Spongy Iris wrote:

Im a BM wrote:
The Ione Formation is a geologic marvel.

About forty million years ago, a tropical rainforest grew there.

Under very warm, wet conditions for a very long time, it created the kind of soil profile that can ONLY be found under tropical rainforests. Near the surface, a meters thick layer of blood-red hematite clay overlies a much thicker layer of chalk-white kaolinite clay. A very old soil under a very old tropical rainforest.

Then a local volcano blew its top and poured lava over the forest. A new layer of hard, volcanic basalt rock capped the whole thing and preserved it from erosion for forty million years.

They still mine kaolinite from the place. It makes excellent ceramics. But kaolinite cannot possibly form in any soil under California's existing climate regime. The ancient soil profile is proof that a tropical rainforest once grew.

At least on a forty-million-year time scale, climate has been known to change.

Interesting.

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Hematitic_kaolinite_(Ione_Formation,_Middle_Eocene;_clay_pit_in_the_western_foothills_of_the_Sierra_Nevada_Mountains,_central_California,_USA).jpg

https://www.clayimco.com/product/709-ione-kaolin/41

Do both the red hematite and white kaolinite clays only form in tropical climate, or just the white clay?

I'm not sure it was 40,000,000 years.

Do you know if sea levels were ever much higher in California?