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Swan wrote:
Into the Night wrote:
Swan wrote:
Into the Night wrote:
Swan wrote:
Into the Night wrote:
Swan wrote:
IBdaMann wrote:
Swan wrote:In all seriousness, you can mock me in any and every way possible

No, I really can't. When I mock you, I can't be entirely serious or else I won't be entirely effective. Good mockery requires a touch of humor, which precludes all seriousness.

Don't be afraid to come to me with the difficult mockery questions.

Swan wrote: ... and since you are no one and nothing I could really care less

I'm betting that you meant that you could not care less. I get it ... but you're still my best friend. I only mock you because I care.

Swan wrote: ... as I am fully retired

You're bored to tears. I get it. You feel like your garden vegetables totally own you, laughing in your face as you try to nurture them. You are desperate for someone to visit you, to the extent that you convince yourself that the FBI is somehow obligated to stop by to watch the game over a beer.

You could always come out of retirement.

Swan wrote: ... and you are a full slave to the government welfare system

You just finished explaining how that is what you are.

I won't be afraid to come to you with my tough welfare questions.


Home Grown Tomatoes
Ain't nothin' in the world that I like better
Than bacon & lettuce & home grown tomatoes
Up in the mornin' out in the garden
Get you a ripe one don't get a hard one
Plant 'em in the spring eat 'em in the summer
All winter without 'em's a culinary bummer
I forget all about the sweatin' & diggin'
Everytime I go out and pick me a big one
Homegrown tomatoes home grown tomatoes
Wha'd life be without homegrown tomatoes
Only two things money can't buy
That's true love and homegrown tomatoes
I've been out to eat and that's for sure
But it's nothin' a homegrown tomato won't cure
Put 'em in a salad put 'em in a stew
You can make your very own tomato juice
Eat 'em with eggs eat 'em with gravy
Eat 'em with beans pinto or navy
Put 'em on the side put 'em in the middle
Put a home grown tomato on a hotcake griddle
If I's to change this life that I lead
I'd be Johnny tomato seed
Cause I know what this country needs
Homegrown tomatoes in every yard you see
When I die don't bury me
In a box in a cemetery
Out in the garden would be much better
I could be pushin' up homegrown tomatoes

Boy, that tomato really owns you, doesn't it?

Go have your chef Boyardee, I'll have the wife's fresh marinara or bolanese sauces.


Don't have any. I don't buy the stuff.
Illiteracy. Spelling errors.

You have already shown that your tomato garden owns you. You are bored out of your skull.

So your Mommy still cooks for you. Too bad you will never have meatball marinara made from fresh Cherokee purple tomatoes.

If you want some tomato growing tips, I can help

Nah. I just buy them. Your tomato garden really owns you.

I doubt that you have ever bought a black krim or Cherokee purple European gourmet tomato, in fact my guess is that you have never even seen one. That said your interest in my tomatoes, eggplants and peppers is simply precious.

Naturally only San Marzano tomatoes in the eggplant parma. Unless you want to sleep with the fishes of course.

I can buy those, but I prefer the Roma. Don't like eggplant.

The Parrot Killer

Debunked in my sig. - tmiddles

Google keeps track of paranoid talk and i'm not on their list. I've been evaluated and certified. - keepit

nuclear powered ships do not require nuclear fuel. - Swan

While it is true that fossils do not burn it is also true that fossil fuels burn very well - Swan
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