F U

IBdaMann wrote:

Swan wrote:Again dumbass, a person who claims that the Earth has no climate cannot have a discussion about climate change.

What about a person who claims that the earth has millions of climates?

GasGuzzler wrote:

IBdaMann wrote:

Swan wrote:Again dumbass, a person who claims that the Earth has no climate cannot have a discussion about climate change.

What about a person who claims that the earth has millions of climates?

Those people are mostly just Trump supporters and we must do whatever it takes to discredit them.

IBdaMann wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

IBdaMann wrote:

Swan wrote:Again dumbass, a person who claims that the Earth has no climate cannot have a discussion about climate change.

What about a person who claims that the earth has millions of climates?

Those people are mostly just Trump supporters and we must do whatever it takes to discredit them.

What about a person who claims that there are millions of Trump supporters across millions of climates?

GasGuzzler wrote:This gets into quantum vote teleportation and election science. Dominion has agreed to purchase and use this developing technology in the upcoming midterms. Only qubit mechanics can allow for an accurate Trump supporter/micrco climate ratio to be known.

GasGuzzler wrote: Invest in Dominion now.

IBdaMann wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:This gets into quantum vote teleportation and election science. Dominion has agreed to purchase and use this developing technology in the upcoming midterms. Only qubit mechanics can allow for an accurate Trump supporter/micrco climate ratio to be known.

Does this allow for voter depletion?

IBdaMann wrote:

Swan wrote:Again dumbass, a person who claims that the Earth has no climate cannot have a discussion about climate change.

What about a person who claims that the earth has millions of climates?

Swan wrote:

IBdaMann wrote:

Swan wrote:Again dumbass, a person who claims that the Earth has no climate cannot have a discussion about climate change.

What about a person who claims that the earth has millions of climates?

The Earth has millions of microclimates.

IBdaMann wrote:

Swan wrote:

IBdaMann wrote:

Swan wrote:Again dumbass, a person who claims that the Earth has no climate cannot have a discussion about climate change.

What about a person who claims that the earth has millions of climates?

The Earth has millions of microclimates.

What about a person who recognizes that the earth has millions of climates and who recognizes that there is no such thing as a microclimate (insofar as you have defined) and who understands General Relativity and Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle? Can he engage in a climate discussion?

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

Into the Night wrote:

Swan wrote:

James_ wrote:
HCHO + hv → H + HCO
FYI, 2HCO + hv → H + HCO

You guys support this.
https://www.academia.edu/21131137/Chemistry_of_hydrogen_oxide_radicals_HO_sub_x_sub_in_the_Arctic_troposphere_in_spring?email_work_card=view-paper

Actually Hydrogen is so light that it escapes Earth gravity and leaches to space

Nope. Hydrogen has mass. It doesn't just float away from Earth.

LOL you are clueless as I did not write the above the encyclopedia Brittanica did so take your argument to them.

If you are going to let Britannica be your authority and do your thinking for you, that is fantastic. I have only one question.
How do you know which articles are grounded in science? (which you still have not defined)

Yo moron, I could quote a hundred sources that all say that Hydrogen escapes into space and you have nothing except your own uneducated opinion that Hydrogen does not escape into space.

Yo moron, I don't recall mentioning hydrogen. I would only like to know your method of selection from articles when a source says something you like and the same source says Biden is a fantastic president.

How do you choose which Googlenpaste you think will fool us into believing you're thmart?

LOL you challenge literally everything that I say

How can I challenge ANYTHING you say when YOU have said nothing? You won't even describe in your own words what science is. Googlenpaste is nothing you've said...unless you write articles for Britannica?

Dude, you're no better than Biden with a teleprompter. Feel free to continue inside your fantasy world where you're the only genius with a computer AND internet access.

Sorry, but if you do not know what science is I cannot help you.

Swan wrote:
I copy and paste specifically so that you cannot refute what I have said

Swan wrote:
because I haven't said anything,

Swan wrote:
yet you still choose to deny reality

Swan wrote:
and stay in your little protected cubicle.

Swan wrote:
PS. I use my 130 IQ for pretty much everything.
Which is something that you can not even fathom.

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:
I copy and paste specifically so that you cannot refute what I have said because I haven't said anything

If I don't say anything then what I have said is irrefutable. Gotit.

LOL, this is what you do with your life, which is pretend to be intellectual by denying every incontrovertible fact of science that I post.

Swan wrote:
What do you gain from this activity?

What do I gain, well shit I get to play with slobbering retards, and frankly the laughs are precious.

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:
I copy and paste specifically so that you cannot refute what I have said because I haven't said anything

If I don't say anything then what I have said is irrefutable. Gotit.

LOL, this is what you do with your life, which is pretend to be intellectual by denying every incontrovertible fact of science that I post

Says the moron who won't define science. How do you know you are posting science?

Hint: You are not.

Well since you clearly do not know what science is because you have to beg for a definition, you have no logical means to say that I have not posted science.

Swan wrote:

https://www.xda-developers.com/intel-core-i9-13900k-review/
Produced by computer science, to further computer science, and retards posting to tik tok

Swan wrote:
Not that long ago, we were proudly declaring the AMD Ryzen 9 7950X as the biggest, baddest CPU on the planet. It wasn't without its flaws, but the results spoke for themselves. However, AMD is no longer in a league of one because Intel has answered right back with the Core i9-13900K. In some regards, this 13th-generation upgrade is a minor one over the 12th, but in others, it's a substantial leap.

Swan wrote:
This isn't overselling it, either. Like its predecessor, the Intel Core i9-13900K makes use of the hybrid design and increases the total core count to a whopping 24.

Swan wrote:
It's not an apples-to-apples comparison with AMD's top-end CPU,

Swan wrote:
but have no doubt; the two are direct competitors. Traditionally, Intel has been better for gamers

Swan wrote:
and single-core performance,

Swan wrote:
but with this, there's a serious shout for it to power more demanding, multi-core workloads.

Swan wrote:
Gotta get me one of these multifang science chips

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:
I copy and paste specifically so that you cannot refute what I have said because I haven't said anything

If I don't say anything then what I have said is irrefutable. Gotit.

LOL, this is what you do with your life, which is pretend to be intellectual by denying every incontrovertible fact of science that I post

Says the moron who won't define science. How do you know you are posting science?

Hint: You are not.

Well since you clearly do not know what science is because you have to beg for a definition, you have no logical means to say that I have not posted science.

Your reading comprehension flat out sucks. You have no clue what science is, and you just demonstrated your inability to use logic.

You pivot when asked questions. You can't explain anything without your Google teleprompter. Your insults are not even very well thought out. Do you Google those too?

I have NEVER met a conservative Trump supporter that says the shallow minded shit you do. Therefore, given your signature lines, I am now convinced you are a bleeding heart lying liberal on a "triggering" mission.

As any good liberal will do, you aimlessly shamelessly accuse others while quite accurately describing yourself. I have no doubt you lived in your mother's basement way too long. Are you John Fetterman?!

Swan wrote:LOL, actually I am not required to define anything to anyone.

Swan wrote:A small, local region having a unique pattern of weather

Swan wrote: ... that differ from the local climate.

Into the Night wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

Into the Night wrote:

Swan wrote:

James_ wrote:
HCHO + hv → H + HCO
FYI, 2HCO + hv → H + HCO

You guys support this.
https://www.academia.edu/21131137/Chemistry_of_hydrogen_oxide_radicals_HO_sub_x_sub_in_the_Arctic_troposphere_in_spring?email_work_card=view-paper

Actually Hydrogen is so light that it escapes Earth gravity and leaches to space

Nope. Hydrogen has mass. It doesn't just float away from Earth.

LOL you are clueless as I did not write the above the encyclopedia Brittanica did so take your argument to them.

If you are going to let Britannica be your authority and do your thinking for you, that is fantastic. I have only one question.
How do you know which articles are grounded in science? (which you still have not defined)

Yo moron, I could quote a hundred sources that all say that Hydrogen escapes into space and you have nothing except your own uneducated opinion that Hydrogen does not escape into space.

Yo moron, I don't recall mentioning hydrogen. I would only like to know your method of selection from articles when a source says something you like and the same source says Biden is a fantastic president.

How do you choose which Googlenpaste you think will fool us into believing you're thmart?

LOL you challenge literally everything that I say

How can I challenge ANYTHING you say when YOU have said nothing? You won't even describe in your own words what science is. Googlenpaste is nothing you've said...unless you write articles for Britannica?

Dude, you're no better than Biden with a teleprompter. Feel free to continue inside your fantasy world where you're the only genius with a computer AND internet access.

Sorry, but if you do not know what science is I cannot help you.

You aren't discussing any science. Religion is not science, dude.

Swan wrote:
I copy and paste specifically so that you cannot refute what I have said

No, you copy and paste because you have no idea how to present an argument. It's mindless.

Swan wrote:
because I haven't said anything,

This part is correct.

Swan wrote:
yet you still choose to deny reality

Buzzword fallacy.

Swan wrote:
and stay in your little protected cubicle.

Omniscience fallacy.

Swan wrote:
PS. I use my 130 IQ for pretty much everything.
Which is something that you can not even fathom.

IQ is not a depth.

Swan wrote:

Into the Night wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

Into the Night wrote:

Swan wrote:

James_ wrote:
HCHO + hv → H + HCO
FYI, 2HCO + hv → H + HCO

You guys support this.
https://www.academia.edu/21131137/Chemistry_of_hydrogen_oxide_radicals_HO_sub_x_sub_in_the_Arctic_troposphere_in_spring?email_work_card=view-paper

Actually Hydrogen is so light that it escapes Earth gravity and leaches to space

Nope. Hydrogen has mass. It doesn't just float away from Earth.

LOL you are clueless as I did not write the above the encyclopedia Brittanica did so take your argument to them.

If you are going to let Britannica be your authority and do your thinking for you, that is fantastic. I have only one question.
How do you know which articles are grounded in science? (which you still have not defined)

Yo moron, I could quote a hundred sources that all say that Hydrogen escapes into space and you have nothing except your own uneducated opinion that Hydrogen does not escape into space.

Yo moron, I don't recall mentioning hydrogen. I would only like to know your method of selection from articles when a source says something you like and the same source says Biden is a fantastic president.

How do you choose which Googlenpaste you think will fool us into believing you're thmart?

LOL you challenge literally everything that I say

How can I challenge ANYTHING you say when YOU have said nothing? You won't even describe in your own words what science is. Googlenpaste is nothing you've said...unless you write articles for Britannica?

Dude, you're no better than Biden with a teleprompter. Feel free to continue inside your fantasy world where you're the only genius with a computer AND internet access.

Sorry, but if you do not know what science is I cannot help you.

You aren't discussing any science. Religion is not science, dude.

Swan wrote:
I copy and paste specifically so that you cannot refute what I have said

No, you copy and paste because you have no idea how to present an argument. It's mindless.

Swan wrote:
because I haven't said anything,

This part is correct.

Swan wrote:
yet you still choose to deny reality

Buzzword fallacy.

Swan wrote:
and stay in your little protected cubicle.

Omniscience fallacy.

Swan wrote:
PS. I use my 130 IQ for pretty much everything.
Which is something that you can not even fathom.

IQ is not a depth.

LOL what makes you believe that your sad sack of shit life is worth an argument?

Into the Night wrote:

Swan wrote:

Into the Night wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

Into the Night wrote:

Swan wrote:

James_ wrote:
HCHO + hv → H + HCO
FYI, 2HCO + hv → H + HCO

You guys support this.
https://www.academia.edu/21131137/Chemistry_of_hydrogen_oxide_radicals_HO_sub_x_sub_in_the_Arctic_troposphere_in_spring?email_work_card=view-paper

Actually Hydrogen is so light that it escapes Earth gravity and leaches to space

Nope. Hydrogen has mass. It doesn't just float away from Earth.

LOL you are clueless as I did not write the above the encyclopedia Brittanica did so take your argument to them.

If you are going to let Britannica be your authority and do your thinking for you, that is fantastic. I have only one question.
How do you know which articles are grounded in science? (which you still have not defined)

Yo moron, I could quote a hundred sources that all say that Hydrogen escapes into space and you have nothing except your own uneducated opinion that Hydrogen does not escape into space.

Yo moron, I don't recall mentioning hydrogen. I would only like to know your method of selection from articles when a source says something you like and the same source says Biden is a fantastic president.

How do you choose which Googlenpaste you think will fool us into believing you're thmart?

LOL you challenge literally everything that I say

How can I challenge ANYTHING you say when YOU have said nothing? You won't even describe in your own words what science is. Googlenpaste is nothing you've said...unless you write articles for Britannica?

Dude, you're no better than Biden with a teleprompter. Feel free to continue inside your fantasy world where you're the only genius with a computer AND internet access.

Sorry, but if you do not know what science is I cannot help you.

You aren't discussing any science. Religion is not science, dude.

Swan wrote:
I copy and paste specifically so that you cannot refute what I have said

No, you copy and paste because you have no idea how to present an argument. It's mindless.

Swan wrote:
because I haven't said anything,

This part is correct.

Swan wrote:
yet you still choose to deny reality

Buzzword fallacy.

Swan wrote:
and stay in your little protected cubicle.

Omniscience fallacy.

Swan wrote:
PS. I use my 130 IQ for pretty much everything.
Which is something that you can not even fathom.

IQ is not a depth.

LOL what makes you believe that your sad sack of shit life is worth an argument?

So you have none. Fine.

Swan wrote:

Into the Night wrote:

So you have none. Fine.

LOL, you desperately want to feel that you matter enough to argue with, when you do not, not to anyone.

Into the Night wrote:

Swan wrote:

Into the Night wrote:

So you have none. Fine.

LOL, you desperately want to feel that you matter enough to argue with, when you do not, not to anyone.

You are describing yourself again. Inversion fallacy.

IBdaMann wrote:
Mark Twain wrote:

Swan wrote:Must be sad to always be a follower and never the leader

IBdaMann wrote:

Swan wrote:Must be sad to always be a follower and never the leader

Swan wrote:

IBdaMann wrote:

Swan wrote:Must be sad to always be a follower and never the leader

LOL as Carl Sagan would say, there are billions and billions of photo's on the internet, and you must use the very same one that I chose.

Must be sad to always follow.

HarveyH55 wrote:

Swan wrote:

IBdaMann wrote:

Swan wrote:Must be sad to always be a follower and never the leader

LOL as Carl Sagan would say, there are billions and billions of photo's on the internet, and you must use the very same one that I chose.

Must be sad to always follow.

Pathetic... You simply copied/pasted. He used is his 130 IQ to improve, create from the material you provided...

Swan wrote:

HarveyH55 wrote:

Swan wrote:

IBdaMann wrote:

Swan wrote:Must be sad to always be a follower and never the leader

LOL as Carl Sagan would say, there are billions and billions of photo's on the internet, and you must use the very same one that I chose.

Must be sad to always follow.

Pathetic... You simply copied/pasted. He used is his 130 IQ to improve, create from the material you provided...

LOL as Carl Sagan would say, there are billions and billions of photo's on the internet, and you must use the very same one that I chose.

HarveyH55 wrote:

Swan wrote:

HarveyH55 wrote:

Swan wrote:

IBdaMann wrote:

Swan wrote:Must be sad to always be a follower and never the leader

LOL as Carl Sagan would say, there are billions and billions of photo's on the internet, and you must use the very same one that I chose.

Must be sad to always follow.

Pathetic... You simply copied/pasted. He used is his 130 IQ to improve, create from the material you provided...

LOL as Carl Sagan would say, there are billions and billions of photo's on the internet, and you must use the very same one that I chose.

So you feel like a cheap whore, because he just fixed up the one you provided, rather than waste anytime looking for something new for you?

Swan wrote:LOL as Carl Sagan would say, there are billions and billions of photo's on the internet, and you must use the very same one that I chose.

IBdaMann wrote:

Swan wrote:LOL as Carl Sagan would say, there are billions and billions of photo's on the internet, and you must use the very same one that I chose.

It's my way of mocking you without you fully realizing it. You aren't too keen on what occurs at the adult's table.

.

IBdaMann wrote:

Swan wrote:LOL right after you wrote that my reading comprehension sucks, I stopped reading, which means that no one will ever read the above.

I read it.

Swan wrote: LOL the sad thing about you is that you believe that people care about your babbles, when in reality no one does.

I rush to read every GasGuzzler post and I'm sure I'm not the only one; good stuff.

I read most of all of your posts as well. You make a lot of errors, though, many of which could be ameliorated by studying what GasGuzzler writes and by absorbing his many pearls of wisdom.

Swan wrote:In all seriousness, you can mock me in any and every way possible

Swan wrote: ... and since you are no one and nothing I could really care less

Swan wrote: ... as I am fully retired

Swan wrote: ... and you are a full slave to the government welfare system

GasGuzzler wrote:

IBdaMann wrote:

Swan wrote:LOL right after you wrote that my reading comprehension sucks, I stopped reading, which means that no one will ever read the above.

I read it.

Swan wrote: LOL the sad thing about you is that you believe that people care about your babbles, when in reality no one does.

I rush to read every GasGuzzler post and I'm sure I'm not the only one; good stuff.

I read most of all of your posts as well. You make a lot of errors, though, many of which could be ameliorated by studying what GasGuzzler writes and by absorbing his many pearls of wisdom.

"Pearls of wisdom"? Quite a compliment coming from you, but this time you may have gone TOO far.

Best regards,

GasGuzzler

Certified Entanglement Specialist Hopeful

IBdaMann wrote:

Swan wrote:In all seriousness, you can mock me in any and every way possible

No, I really can't. When I mock you, I can't be entirely serious or else I won't be entirely effective. Good mockery requires a touch of humor, which precludes all seriousness.

Don't be afraid to come to me with the difficult mockery questions.

Swan wrote: ... and since you are no one and nothing I could really care less

I'm betting that you meant that you could not care less. I get it ... but you're still my best friend. I only mock you because I care.

Swan wrote: ... as I am fully retired

You're bored to tears. I get it. You feel like your garden vegetables totally own you, laughing in your face as you try to nurture them. You are desperate for someone to visit you, to the extent that you convince yourself that the FBI is somehow obligated to stop by to watch the game over a beer.

You could always come out of retirement.

Swan wrote: ... and you are a full slave to the government welfare system

You just finished explaining how that is what you are.

I won't be afraid to come to you with my tough welfare questions.

.

Swan wrote:

Ain't nothin' in the world that I like better
Than bacon & lettuce & home grown tomatoes
Up in the mornin' out in the garden
Get you a ripe one don't get a hard one
Plant 'em in the spring eat 'em in the summer
All winter without 'em's a culinary bummer
I forget all about the sweatin' & diggin'
Everytime I go out and pick me a big one
Homegrown tomatoes home grown tomatoes
Wha'd life be without homegrown tomatoes
Only two things money can't buy
That's true love and homegrown tomatoes
I've been out to eat and that's for sure
But it's nothin' a homegrown tomato won't cure
Put 'em in a salad put 'em in a stew
You can make your very own tomato juice
Eat 'em with eggs eat 'em with gravy
Eat 'em with beans pinto or navy
Put 'em on the side put 'em in the middle
Put a home grown tomato on a hotcake griddle
If I's to change this life that I lead
I'd be Johnny tomato seed
Cause I know what this country needs
Homegrown tomatoes in every yard you see
When I die don't bury me
In a box in a cemetery
Out in the garden would be much better
I could be pushin' up homegrown tomatoes

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

IBdaMann wrote:

Swan wrote:LOL right after you wrote that my reading comprehension sucks, I stopped reading, which means that no one will ever read the above.

I read it.

Swan wrote: LOL the sad thing about you is that you believe that people care about your babbles, when in reality no one does.

I rush to read every GasGuzzler post and I'm sure I'm not the only one; good stuff.

I read most of all of your posts as well. You make a lot of errors, though, many of which could be ameliorated by studying what GasGuzzler writes and by absorbing his many pearls of wisdom.

"Pearls of wisdom"? Quite a compliment coming from you, but this time you may have gone TOO far.

Best regards,

GasGuzzler

Certified Entanglement Specialist Hopeful

Never said pearls of wisdom, I said and quite accurately pearls of wisdum. You may now continue choking the chicken

Swan wrote:

IBdaMann wrote:

Swan wrote:In all seriousness, you can mock me in any and every way possible

No, I really can't. When I mock you, I can't be entirely serious or else I won't be entirely effective. Good mockery requires a touch of humor, which precludes all seriousness.

Don't be afraid to come to me with the difficult mockery questions.

Swan wrote: ... and since you are no one and nothing I could really care less

I'm betting that you meant that you could not care less. I get it ... but you're still my best friend. I only mock you because I care.

Swan wrote: ... as I am fully retired

You're bored to tears. I get it. You feel like your garden vegetables totally own you, laughing in your face as you try to nurture them. You are desperate for someone to visit you, to the extent that you convince yourself that the FBI is somehow obligated to stop by to watch the game over a beer.

You could always come out of retirement.

Swan wrote: ... and you are a full slave to the government welfare system

You just finished explaining how that is what you are.

I won't be afraid to come to you with my tough welfare questions.

.

Home Grown Tomatoes
/
Lyrics
Ain't nothin' in the world that I like better
Than bacon & lettuce & home grown tomatoes
Up in the mornin' out in the garden
Get you a ripe one don't get a hard one
Plant 'em in the spring eat 'em in the summer
All winter without 'em's a culinary bummer
I forget all about the sweatin' & diggin'
Everytime I go out and pick me a big one
Homegrown tomatoes home grown tomatoes
Wha'd life be without homegrown tomatoes
Only two things money can't buy
That's true love and homegrown tomatoes
I've been out to eat and that's for sure
But it's nothin' a homegrown tomato won't cure
Put 'em in a salad put 'em in a stew
You can make your very own tomato juice
Eat 'em with eggs eat 'em with gravy
Eat 'em with beans pinto or navy
Put 'em on the side put 'em in the middle
Put a home grown tomato on a hotcake griddle
If I's to change this life that I lead
I'd be Johnny tomato seed
Cause I know what this country needs
Homegrown tomatoes in every yard you see
When I die don't bury me
In a box in a cemetery
Out in the garden would be much better
I could be pushin' up homegrown tomatoes

Into the Night wrote:

Swan wrote:

IBdaMann wrote:

Swan wrote:In all seriousness, you can mock me in any and every way possible

No, I really can't. When I mock you, I can't be entirely serious or else I won't be entirely effective. Good mockery requires a touch of humor, which precludes all seriousness.

Don't be afraid to come to me with the difficult mockery questions.

Swan wrote: ... and since you are no one and nothing I could really care less

I'm betting that you meant that you could not care less. I get it ... but you're still my best friend. I only mock you because I care.

Swan wrote: ... as I am fully retired

You're bored to tears. I get it. You feel like your garden vegetables totally own you, laughing in your face as you try to nurture them. You are desperate for someone to visit you, to the extent that you convince yourself that the FBI is somehow obligated to stop by to watch the game over a beer.

You could always come out of retirement.

Swan wrote: ... and you are a full slave to the government welfare system

You just finished explaining how that is what you are.

I won't be afraid to come to you with my tough welfare questions.

.

Home Grown Tomatoes
/
Lyrics
Ain't nothin' in the world that I like better
Than bacon & lettuce & home grown tomatoes
Up in the mornin' out in the garden
Get you a ripe one don't get a hard one
Plant 'em in the spring eat 'em in the summer
All winter without 'em's a culinary bummer
I forget all about the sweatin' & diggin'
Everytime I go out and pick me a big one
Homegrown tomatoes home grown tomatoes
Wha'd life be without homegrown tomatoes
Only two things money can't buy
That's true love and homegrown tomatoes
I've been out to eat and that's for sure
But it's nothin' a homegrown tomato won't cure
Put 'em in a salad put 'em in a stew
You can make your very own tomato juice
Eat 'em with eggs eat 'em with gravy
Eat 'em with beans pinto or navy
Put 'em on the side put 'em in the middle
Put a home grown tomato on a hotcake griddle
If I's to change this life that I lead
I'd be Johnny tomato seed
Cause I know what this country needs
Homegrown tomatoes in every yard you see
When I die don't bury me
In a box in a cemetery
Out in the garden would be much better
I could be pushin' up homegrown tomatoes

Boy, that tomato really owns you, doesn't it?

Swan wrote:

Into the Night wrote:

Swan wrote:

IBdaMann wrote:

Swan wrote:In all seriousness, you can mock me in any and every way possible

No, I really can't. When I mock you, I can't be entirely serious or else I won't be entirely effective. Good mockery requires a touch of humor, which precludes all seriousness.

Don't be afraid to come to me with the difficult mockery questions.

Swan wrote: ... and since you are no one and nothing I could really care less

I'm betting that you meant that you could not care less. I get it ... but you're still my best friend. I only mock you because I care.

Swan wrote: ... as I am fully retired

You're bored to tears. I get it. You feel like your garden vegetables totally own you, laughing in your face as you try to nurture them. You are desperate for someone to visit you, to the extent that you convince yourself that the FBI is somehow obligated to stop by to watch the game over a beer.

You could always come out of retirement.

Swan wrote: ... and you are a full slave to the government welfare system

You just finished explaining how that is what you are.

I won't be afraid to come to you with my tough welfare questions.

.

Home Grown Tomatoes
/
Lyrics
Ain't nothin' in the world that I like better
Than bacon & lettuce & home grown tomatoes
Up in the mornin' out in the garden
Get you a ripe one don't get a hard one
Plant 'em in the spring eat 'em in the summer
All winter without 'em's a culinary bummer
I forget all about the sweatin' & diggin'
Everytime I go out and pick me a big one
Homegrown tomatoes home grown tomatoes
Wha'd life be without homegrown tomatoes
Only two things money can't buy
That's true love and homegrown tomatoes
I've been out to eat and that's for sure
But it's nothin' a homegrown tomato won't cure
Put 'em in a salad put 'em in a stew
You can make your very own tomato juice
Eat 'em with eggs eat 'em with gravy
Eat 'em with beans pinto or navy
Put 'em on the side put 'em in the middle
Put a home grown tomato on a hotcake griddle
If I's to change this life that I lead
I'd be Johnny tomato seed
Cause I know what this country needs
Homegrown tomatoes in every yard you see
When I die don't bury me
In a box in a cemetery
Out in the garden would be much better
I could be pushin' up homegrown tomatoes

Boy, that tomato really owns you, doesn't it?

Go have your chef Boyardee, I'll have the wife's fresh marinara or bolanese sauces.

CIAO

Into the Night wrote:

Swan wrote:

Into the Night wrote:

Swan wrote:

IBdaMann wrote:

Swan wrote:In all seriousness, you can mock me in any and every way possible

No, I really can't. When I mock you, I can't be entirely serious or else I won't be entirely effective. Good mockery requires a touch of humor, which precludes all seriousness.

Don't be afraid to come to me with the difficult mockery questions.

Swan wrote: ... and since you are no one and nothing I could really care less

I'm betting that you meant that you could not care less. I get it ... but you're still my best friend. I only mock you because I care.

Swan wrote: ... as I am fully retired

You're bored to tears. I get it. You feel like your garden vegetables totally own you, laughing in your face as you try to nurture them. You are desperate for someone to visit you, to the extent that you convince yourself that the FBI is somehow obligated to stop by to watch the game over a beer.

You could always come out of retirement.

Swan wrote: ... and you are a full slave to the government welfare system

You just finished explaining how that is what you are.

I won't be afraid to come to you with my tough welfare questions.

.

Home Grown Tomatoes
/
Lyrics
Ain't nothin' in the world that I like better
Than bacon & lettuce & home grown tomatoes
Up in the mornin' out in the garden
Get you a ripe one don't get a hard one
Plant 'em in the spring eat 'em in the summer
All winter without 'em's a culinary bummer
I forget all about the sweatin' & diggin'
Everytime I go out and pick me a big one
Homegrown tomatoes home grown tomatoes
Wha'd life be without homegrown tomatoes
Only two things money can't buy
That's true love and homegrown tomatoes
I've been out to eat and that's for sure
But it's nothin' a homegrown tomato won't cure
Put 'em in a salad put 'em in a stew
You can make your very own tomato juice
Eat 'em with eggs eat 'em with gravy
Eat 'em with beans pinto or navy
Put 'em on the side put 'em in the middle
Put a home grown tomato on a hotcake griddle
If I's to change this life that I lead
I'd be Johnny tomato seed
Cause I know what this country needs
Homegrown tomatoes in every yard you see
When I die don't bury me
In a box in a cemetery
Out in the garden would be much better
I could be pushin' up homegrown tomatoes

Boy, that tomato really owns you, doesn't it?

Go have your chef Boyardee, I'll have the wife's fresh marinara or bolanese sauces.

CIAO

Don't have any. I don't buy the stuff.
Illiteracy. Spelling errors.

You have already shown that your tomato garden owns you. You are bored out of your skull.

Swan wrote:

Into the Night wrote:

Swan wrote:

Into the Night wrote:

Swan wrote:

IBdaMann wrote:

Swan wrote:In all seriousness, you can mock me in any and every way possible

No, I really can't. When I mock you, I can't be entirely serious or else I won't be entirely effective. Good mockery requires a touch of humor, which precludes all seriousness.

Don't be afraid to come to me with the difficult mockery questions.

Swan wrote: ... and since you are no one and nothing I could really care less

I'm betting that you meant that you could not care less. I get it ... but you're still my best friend. I only mock you because I care.

Swan wrote: ... as I am fully retired

You're bored to tears. I get it. You feel like your garden vegetables totally own you, laughing in your face as you try to nurture them. You are desperate for someone to visit you, to the extent that you convince yourself that the FBI is somehow obligated to stop by to watch the game over a beer.

You could always come out of retirement.

Swan wrote: ... and you are a full slave to the government welfare system

You just finished explaining how that is what you are.

I won't be afraid to come to you with my tough welfare questions.

.

Home Grown Tomatoes
/
Lyrics
Ain't nothin' in the world that I like better
Than bacon & lettuce & home grown tomatoes
Up in the mornin' out in the garden
Get you a ripe one don't get a hard one
Plant 'em in the spring eat 'em in the summer
All winter without 'em's a culinary bummer
I forget all about the sweatin' & diggin'
Everytime I go out and pick me a big one
Homegrown tomatoes home grown tomatoes
Wha'd life be without homegrown tomatoes
Only two things money can't buy
That's true love and homegrown tomatoes
I've been out to eat and that's for sure
But it's nothin' a homegrown tomato won't cure
Put 'em in a salad put 'em in a stew
You can make your very own tomato juice
Eat 'em with eggs eat 'em with gravy
Eat 'em with beans pinto or navy
Put 'em on the side put 'em in the middle
Put a home grown tomato on a hotcake griddle
If I's to change this life that I lead
I'd be Johnny tomato seed
Cause I know what this country needs
Homegrown tomatoes in every yard you see
When I die don't bury me
In a box in a cemetery
Out in the garden would be much better
I could be pushin' up homegrown tomatoes

Boy, that tomato really owns you, doesn't it?

Go have your chef Boyardee, I'll have the wife's fresh marinara or bolanese sauces.

CIAO

Don't have any. I don't buy the stuff.
Illiteracy. Spelling errors.

You have already shown that your tomato garden owns you. You are bored out of your skull.

So your Mommy still cooks for you. Too bad you will never have meatball marinara made from fresh Cherokee purple tomatoes.

If you want some tomato growing tips, I can help

Into the Night wrote:

Swan wrote:

Into the Night wrote:

Swan wrote:

Into the Night wrote:

Swan wrote:

IBdaMann wrote:

Swan wrote:In all seriousness, you can mock me in any and every way possible

No, I really can't. When I mock you, I can't be entirely serious or else I won't be entirely effective. Good mockery requires a touch of humor, which precludes all seriousness.

Don't be afraid to come to me with the difficult mockery questions.

Swan wrote: ... and since you are no one and nothing I could really care less

I'm betting that you meant that you could not care less. I get it ... but you're still my best friend. I only mock you because I care.

Swan wrote: ... as I am fully retired

You're bored to tears. I get it. You feel like your garden vegetables totally own you, laughing in your face as you try to nurture them. You are desperate for someone to visit you, to the extent that you convince yourself that the FBI is somehow obligated to stop by to watch the game over a beer.

You could always come out of retirement.

Swan wrote: ... and you are a full slave to the government welfare system

You just finished explaining how that is what you are.

I won't be afraid to come to you with my tough welfare questions.

.

Home Grown Tomatoes
/
Lyrics
Ain't nothin' in the world that I like better
Than bacon & lettuce & home grown tomatoes
Up in the mornin' out in the garden
Get you a ripe one don't get a hard one
Plant 'em in the spring eat 'em in the summer
All winter without 'em's a culinary bummer
I forget all about the sweatin' & diggin'
Everytime I go out and pick me a big one
Homegrown tomatoes home grown tomatoes
Wha'd life be without homegrown tomatoes
Only two things money can't buy
That's true love and homegrown tomatoes
I've been out to eat and that's for sure
But it's nothin' a homegrown tomato won't cure
Put 'em in a salad put 'em in a stew
You can make your very own tomato juice
Eat 'em with eggs eat 'em with gravy
Eat 'em with beans pinto or navy
Put 'em on the side put 'em in the middle
Put a home grown tomato on a hotcake griddle
If I's to change this life that I lead
I'd be Johnny tomato seed
Cause I know what this country needs
Homegrown tomatoes in every yard you see
When I die don't bury me
In a box in a cemetery
Out in the garden would be much better
I could be pushin' up homegrown tomatoes

Boy, that tomato really owns you, doesn't it?

Go have your chef Boyardee, I'll have the wife's fresh marinara or bolanese sauces.

CIAO

Don't have any. I don't buy the stuff.
Illiteracy. Spelling errors.

You have already shown that your tomato garden owns you. You are bored out of your skull.

So your Mommy still cooks for you. Too bad you will never have meatball marinara made from fresh Cherokee purple tomatoes.

If you want some tomato growing tips, I can help

Nah. I just buy them. Your tomato garden really owns you.