couch human hybrid
| couch human hybrid11-05-2024 04:09 | |
| keepit★★★★★ (3330) |
I mentioned on this website that i've become a couch/human hybrid as a result of spending too much time on my leather couch. I never did know if my couch was calf leather or horse leather. Now i do. After falling on my head, and almost becoming one with the concrete last month and sustaining a concussion in the process i've figured it out. Since i took an unusually intense interest in the kentucky derby this year it must be that i've become a horse leather/couch hybrid. I have a friend who had a female pig valve implant in his heart and then became a very talkative guy even though he was kind of quiet before the new valve.
Edited on 11-05-2024 04:27 |
| 11-05-2024 05:33 | |
| keepit★★★★★ (3330) |
My ex wife used to say, "don't tell jokes. Your jokes aren't funny." We're divorced now. |
| 11-05-2024 06:46 | |
IBdaMann ★★★★★(14888) |
keepit wrote: After falling on my head, and almost becoming one with the concrete last month and sustaining a concussion in the process i've figured it out. I would never have imagined that you had ever hit your head on anything. I just got a pig valve and now I feel just swill. |
| 11-05-2024 07:20 | |
| GasGuzzler★★★★★ (3048) |
IBdaMann wrote:keepit wrote: After falling on my head, and almost becoming one with the concrete last month and sustaining a concussion in the process i've figured it out. keepit demanded I get something half that size, so I went ahead with the goose valve, but now I'm always in a fowl mood. Radiation will not penetrate a perfect insulator, thus as I said space is not a perfect insulator.- Swan |
| 11-05-2024 16:55 | |
| keepit★★★★★ (3330) |
heh heh. |
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