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couch human hybrid11-05-2024 04:09
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I mentioned on this website that i've become a couch/human hybrid as a result of spending too much time on my leather couch. I never did know if my couch was calf leather or horse leather. Now i do. After falling on my head, and almost becoming one with the concrete last month and sustaining a concussion in the process i've figured it out. Since i took an unusually intense interest in the kentucky derby this year it must be that i've become a horse leather/couch hybrid. I have a friend who had a female pig valve implant in his heart and then became a very talkative guy even though he was kind of quiet before the new valve.
Edited on 11-05-2024 04:27
11-05-2024 05:33
keepit
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My ex wife used to say, "don't tell jokes. Your jokes aren't funny." We're divorced now.
11-05-2024 06:46
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keepit wrote: After falling on my head, and almost becoming one with the concrete last month and sustaining a concussion in the process i've figured it out.

I would never have imagined that you had ever hit your head on anything.

I just got a pig valve and now I feel just swill.
11-05-2024 07:20
GasGuzzler
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IBdaMann wrote:
keepit wrote: After falling on my head, and almost becoming one with the concrete last month and sustaining a concussion in the process i've figured it out.

I would never have imagined that you had ever hit your head on anything.

I just got a pig valve and now I feel just swill.


keepit demanded I get something half that size, so I went ahead with the goose valve, but now I'm always in a fowl mood.


Radiation will not penetrate a perfect insulator, thus as I said space is not a perfect insulator.- Swan
11-05-2024 16:55
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heh heh.




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