Confirmed: Global floods, droughts worsening with warming

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

Spongy Iris wrote:

Swan wrote:

Your entire life is a delusion as you can only think what they programmed you to think

I'm delusional? You are the one who said Lake Mead water levels won't be measured any more in less than 5 years because the Hoover dam killed salmon.

You give up already delusional one?

Quote that please?

That is if you can.

Otherwise, you are a silly and spoiled little child, who joyfully eats dogs and cats cooked alive.

Says the d-bag who still has yet to quote IBdaMann saying the earth has no climate. You think our memory is as short as yours??!!

Spongy Iris wrote:

Swan wrote:

Spongy Iris wrote:

Swan wrote:

Your entire life is a delusion as you can only think what they programmed you to think

I'm delusional? You are the one who said Lake Mead water levels won't be measured any more in less than 5 years because the Hoover dam killed salmon.

Quote that please?

That is if you can.

Otherwise, you are a silly and spoiled little child, who joyfully eats dogs and cats cooked alive.

Allow me to summarize the key points of our conversation.

Spongy: surely lake Mead will be measured for the next 5 years?

Swan: nope the issue is people and businesses living in the desert.

Spongy: what would cause that to change?

Swan: all the migratory fish died. I will literally giggle as Mexifornia suffers.

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

Spongy Iris wrote:

Swan wrote:

Your entire life is a delusion as you can only think what they programmed you to think

I'm delusional? You are the one who said Lake Mead water levels won't be measured any more in less than 5 years because the Hoover dam killed salmon.

You give up already delusional one?

Quote that please?

That is if you can.

Otherwise, you are a silly and spoiled little child, who joyfully eats dogs and cats cooked alive.

Says the d-bag who still has yet to quote IBdaMann saying the earth has no climate. You think our memory is as short as yours??!!

LOL, he admitted saying this, and still maintains that the Earth's climate has been stolen.

However since you are begging to be even more humiliated, here is the link to when IBdaMann claimed that the Earth's climate was stolen.

https://www.climate-debate.com/forum/someone-stole-the-earths-climate-d6-e4327.php

So do you enjoy being used like this?

Yawn, "quote"

Quick, go check outside. Earth's climate is missing. Government officials have been inundated with phone calls asking what happened to the once famous global climate system. MSNBC reported that the climate didn't survive the final round of budget cuts, but then retracted their story.

The FBI and Interpol are standing by for a ransom demand, but until the climate is returned, climate change discussions will have to be put on hold.

I wonder if we'll find the climate on E-bay. Maybe on the dark web...

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

Spongy Iris wrote:

Swan wrote:

Your entire life is a delusion as you can only think what they programmed you to think

I'm delusional? You are the one who said Lake Mead water levels won't be measured any more in less than 5 years because the Hoover dam killed salmon.

You give up already delusional one?

Quote that please?

That is if you can.

Otherwise, you are a silly and spoiled little child, who joyfully eats dogs and cats cooked alive.

Says the d-bag who still has yet to quote IBdaMann saying the earth has no climate. You think our memory is as short as yours??!!

LOL, he admitted saying this, and still maintains that the Earth's climate has been stolen.

However since you are begging to be even more humiliated, here is the link to when IBdaMann claimed that the Earth's climate was stolen.

https://www.climate-debate.com/forum/someone-stole-the-earths-climate-d6-e4327.php

So do you enjoy being used like this?

Yawn, "quote"

Quick, go check outside. Earth's climate is missing. Government officials have been inundated with phone calls asking what happened to the once famous global climate system. MSNBC reported that the climate didn't survive the final round of budget cuts, but then retracted their story.

The FBI and Interpol are standing by for a ransom demand, but until the climate is returned, climate change discussions will have to be put on hold.

I wonder if we'll find the climate on E-bay. Maybe on the dark web...

I don't need a link. I read the entire thread in real time, and because I completely comprehend what I read, I also completely understood that the entire thread was dedicated to ridiculing you. How are we doing with that definition of global climate?

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

Spongy Iris wrote:

Swan wrote:

Your entire life is a delusion as you can only think what they programmed you to think

I'm delusional? You are the one who said Lake Mead water levels won't be measured any more in less than 5 years because the Hoover dam killed salmon.

You give up already delusional one?

Quote that please?

That is if you can.

Otherwise, you are a silly and spoiled little child, who joyfully eats dogs and cats cooked alive.

Says the d-bag who still has yet to quote IBdaMann saying the earth has no climate. You think our memory is as short as yours??!!

LOL, he admitted saying this, and still maintains that the Earth's climate has been stolen.

However since you are begging to be even more humiliated, here is the link to when IBdaMann claimed that the Earth's climate was stolen.

https://www.climate-debate.com/forum/someone-stole-the-earths-climate-d6-e4327.php

So do you enjoy being used like this?

Yawn, "quote"

Quick, go check outside. Earth's climate is missing. Government officials have been inundated with phone calls asking what happened to the once famous global climate system. MSNBC reported that the climate didn't survive the final round of budget cuts, but then retracted their story.

The FBI and Interpol are standing by for a ransom demand, but until the climate is returned, climate change discussions will have to be put on hold.

I wonder if we'll find the climate on E-bay. Maybe on the dark web...

I don't need a link. I read the entire thread in real time, and because I completely comprehend what I read, I also completely understood that the entire thread was dedicated to ridiculing you. How are we doing with that definition of global climate?

Your admission of idiocy is accepted.

You may now resume choking your chicken.

PS. I must admit that I had fun humiliating you. So you can now change to another personality and continue babbling as is normal 4 U

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

Spongy Iris wrote:

Swan wrote:

Your entire life is a delusion as you can only think what they programmed you to think

I'm delusional? You are the one who said Lake Mead water levels won't be measured any more in less than 5 years because the Hoover dam killed salmon.

You give up already delusional one?

Quote that please?

That is if you can.

Otherwise, you are a silly and spoiled little child, who joyfully eats dogs and cats cooked alive.

Says the d-bag who still has yet to quote IBdaMann saying the earth has no climate. You think our memory is as short as yours??!!

LOL, he admitted saying this, and still maintains that the Earth's climate has been stolen.

However since you are begging to be even more humiliated, here is the link to when IBdaMann claimed that the Earth's climate was stolen.

https://www.climate-debate.com/forum/someone-stole-the-earths-climate-d6-e4327.php

So do you enjoy being used like this?

Yawn, "quote"

Quick, go check outside. Earth's climate is missing. Government officials have been inundated with phone calls asking what happened to the once famous global climate system. MSNBC reported that the climate didn't survive the final round of budget cuts, but then retracted their story.

The FBI and Interpol are standing by for a ransom demand, but until the climate is returned, climate change discussions will have to be put on hold.

I wonder if we'll find the climate on E-bay. Maybe on the dark web...

I don't need a link. I read the entire thread in real time, and because I completely comprehend what I read, I also completely understood that the entire thread was dedicated to ridiculing you. How are we doing with that definition of global climate?

Your admission of idiocy is accepted.

You may now resume choking your chicken.

PS. I must admit that I had fun humiliating you. So you can now change to another personality and continue babbling as is normal 4 U

Again you evade. I never saw that one coming. Is it safe to say that you are unable to quote IBdaMann stating the earth has no climate?

Swan wrote:

Spongy Iris wrote:

Swan wrote:

Spongy Iris wrote:

Swan wrote:

Your entire life is a delusion as you can only think what they programmed you to think

I'm delusional? You are the one who said Lake Mead water levels won't be measured any more in less than 5 years because the Hoover dam killed salmon.

Quote that please?

That is if you can.

Otherwise, you are a silly and spoiled little child, who joyfully eats dogs and cats cooked alive.

Allow me to summarize the key points of our conversation.

Spongy: surely lake Mead will be measured for the next 5 years?

Swan: nope the issue is people and businesses living in the desert.

Spongy: what would cause that to change?

Swan: all the migratory fish died. I will literally giggle as Mexifornia suffers.

LOL, so now you admit that you said the entire thing about 5 years not me.

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

Spongy Iris wrote:

Swan wrote:

Your entire life is a delusion as you can only think what they programmed you to think

I'm delusional? You are the one who said Lake Mead water levels won't be measured any more in less than 5 years because the Hoover dam killed salmon.

You give up already delusional one?

Quote that please?

That is if you can.

Otherwise, you are a silly and spoiled little child, who joyfully eats dogs and cats cooked alive.

Says the d-bag who still has yet to quote IBdaMann saying the earth has no climate. You think our memory is as short as yours??!!

LOL, he admitted saying this, and still maintains that the Earth's climate has been stolen.

However since you are begging to be even more humiliated, here is the link to when IBdaMann claimed that the Earth's climate was stolen.

https://www.climate-debate.com/forum/someone-stole-the-earths-climate-d6-e4327.php

So do you enjoy being used like this?

Yawn, "quote"

Quick, go check outside. Earth's climate is missing. Government officials have been inundated with phone calls asking what happened to the once famous global climate system. MSNBC reported that the climate didn't survive the final round of budget cuts, but then retracted their story.

The FBI and Interpol are standing by for a ransom demand, but until the climate is returned, climate change discussions will have to be put on hold.

I wonder if we'll find the climate on E-bay. Maybe on the dark web...

I don't need a link. I read the entire thread in real time, and because I completely comprehend what I read, I also completely understood that the entire thread was dedicated to ridiculing you. How are we doing with that definition of global climate?

Your admission of idiocy is accepted.

You may now resume choking your chicken.

PS. I must admit that I had fun humiliating you. So you can now change to another personality and continue babbling as is normal 4 U

Again you evade. I never saw that one coming. Is it safe to say that you are unable to quote IBdaMann stating the earth has no climate?

Swan wrote:"IBdaMann wrote: and I quote
Quick, go check outside. Earth's climate is missing.

IBdaMann wrote:

Swan wrote:"IBdaMann wrote: and I quote
Quick, go check outside. Earth's climate is missing.

So, in summary, what did I claim was missing?

Swan wrote:

IBdaMann wrote:

Swan wrote:"IBdaMann wrote: and I quote
Quick, go check outside. Earth's climate is missing.

So, in summary, what did I claim was missing?

The post completely details that you are missing all higher brain functions and that you are not in possession of rational thought patterns.

HarveyH55 wrote:

Swan wrote:

IBdaMann wrote:

Swan wrote:"IBdaMann wrote: and I quote
Quick, go check outside. Earth's climate is missing.

So, in summary, what did I claim was missing?

The post completely details that you are missing all higher brain functions and that you are not in possession of rational thought patterns.

Actually, it's just another example of you diminished capacity. Obviously you suffered the loss of quite few brain cells. Bump your head, on the moraine? That's why democrats where bicycle helmets, even as adults... Perhaps an IQ retest, since you babble like you are to the 'left' of borderline.

Earth doesn't have just one climate, that describes the entire planet. A climate, describes perception of your local environment. There are many climates beyond your tomato patch, moraine backyard. You'd probably know that, if you hadn't gone blind, from abusing yourself, chronically...

Swan wrote:

HarveyH55 wrote:

Swan wrote:

IBdaMann wrote:

Swan wrote:"IBdaMann wrote: and I quote
Quick, go check outside. Earth's climate is missing.

So, in summary, what did I claim was missing?

The post completely details that you are missing all higher brain functions and that you are not in possession of rational thought patterns.

Actually, it's just another example of you diminished capacity. Obviously you suffered the loss of quite few brain cells. Bump your head, on the moraine? That's why democrats where bicycle helmets, even as adults... Perhaps an IQ retest, since you babble like you are to the 'left' of borderline.

Earth doesn't have just one climate, that describes the entire planet. A climate, describes perception of your local environment. There are many climates beyond your tomato patch, moraine backyard. You'd probably know that, if you hadn't gone blind, from abusing yourself, chronically...

Actually there are macro and micro climates.

Swan wrote:
The biggest macro climate is the average of all of the Earth's micro and local climates.

Swan wrote:
The average temp of the Earth is 59F.

Swan wrote:
Furthermore,

Swan wrote:
as I proved earlier, Google does all my thinking for me. Therefore, none of the Earths micro or macro climates are missing.

Swan wrote:
Actually there are macro and micro climates. The biggest macro climate is the average of all of the Earth's micro and local climates.

Swan wrote:
The average temp of the Earth is 59F.

Swan wrote:
Furthermore, as I stated earlier none of the Earths micro or macro climates are missing, except in your schizzo mind. Not that without higher brain functions or rational thought patterns can you ever comprehend reality.

Swan wrote:
You may now resume choking your chicken

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

HarveyH55 wrote:

Swan wrote:

IBdaMann wrote:

Swan wrote:"IBdaMann wrote: and I quote
Quick, go check outside. Earth's climate is missing.

So, in summary, what did I claim was missing?

The post completely details that you are missing all higher brain functions and that you are not in possession of rational thought patterns.

Actually, it's just another example of you diminished capacity. Obviously you suffered the loss of quite few brain cells. Bump your head, on the moraine? That's why democrats where bicycle helmets, even as adults... Perhaps an IQ retest, since you babble like you are to the 'left' of borderline.

Earth doesn't have just one climate, that describes the entire planet. A climate, describes perception of your local environment. There are many climates beyond your tomato patch, moraine backyard. You'd probably know that, if you hadn't gone blind, from abusing yourself, chronically...

Actually there are macro and micro climates.

Great. Tell me more.

Swan wrote:
The biggest macro climate is the average of all of the Earth's micro and local climates.

So if I were to average the micro climate of my pond and the micro climate of my favorite tree stand, what values would would I average?

Swan wrote:
The average temp of the Earth is 59F.

How do you know this? Totally guessing here but I'm thinking Google regurgitation.

Swan wrote:
Furthermore,

Shit, there's more?!!!

Swan wrote:
as I proved earlier, Google does all my thinking for me. Therefore, none of the Earths micro or macro climates are missing.

How does one know when a micro climate becomes a macro? What values are assigned to each climate so we know when to upgrade from micro taxation to macro status?

Your chicken is choked. I'll be happy to put that on quantum entangrillmeat for you.

Swan wrote:

HarveyH55 wrote:

Swan wrote:

IBdaMann wrote:

Swan wrote:"IBdaMann wrote: and I quote
Quick, go check outside. Earth's climate is missing.

So, in summary, what did I claim was missing?

The post completely details that you are missing all higher brain functions and that you are not in possession of rational thought patterns.

Actually, it's just another example of you diminished capacity. Obviously you suffered the loss of quite few brain cells. Bump your head, on the moraine? That's why democrats where bicycle helmets, even as adults... Perhaps an IQ retest, since you babble like you are to the 'left' of borderline.

Earth doesn't have just one climate, that describes the entire planet. A climate, describes perception of your local environment. There are many climates beyond your tomato patch, moraine backyard. You'd probably know that, if you hadn't gone blind, from abusing yourself, chronically...

Actually there are macro and micro climates. The biggest macro climate is the average of all of the Earth's micro and local climates. The average temp of the Earth is 59F. Furthermore, as I stated earlier none of the Earths micro or macro climates are missing, except in your schizzo mind. Not that without higher brain functions or rational thought patterns can you ever comprehend reality.

You may now resume choking your chicken

Into the Night wrote:

Swan wrote:
Actually there are macro and micro climates. The biggest macro climate is the average of all of the Earth's micro and local climates.

Climate has no value associated with it. You can't average a non-number.

Swan wrote:
The average temp of the Earth is 59F.

Redundant term. Discard of the 0th law of thermodynamics. It is not possible to measure the temperature of the Earth. Discard of statistical mathematics.

Swan wrote:
Furthermore, as I stated earlier none of the Earths micro or macro climates are missing, except in your schizzo mind. Not that without higher brain functions or rational thought patterns can you ever comprehend reality.

Not English. Try English.

Swan wrote:
You may now resume choking your chicken

How do you know he has a chicken?

Swan wrote:
The average Earth temp is 59F

Venus = 867F
Mercury = 333F
Earth = 59F
Mars = -85F
Jupiter = -166F
Saturn = -220F
Uranus = -320F
Neptune = -330F
Pluto = -375F

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:
The average Earth temp is 59F

Venus = 867F
Mercury = 333F
Earth = 59F
Mars = -85F
Jupiter = -166F
Saturn = -220F
Uranus = -320F
Neptune = -330F
Pluto = -375F

Really? How were these measurements taken of the entire planet???

I find it ironic that the only thing you won't believe is that your are gullible.

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:
The average Earth temp is 59F

Venus = 867F
Mercury = 333F
Earth = 59F
Mars = -85F
Jupiter = -166F
Saturn = -220F
Uranus = -320F
Neptune = -330F
Pluto = -375F

Really? How were these measurements taken of the entire planet???

I find it ironic that the only thing you won't believe is that your are gullible.

Naturally the eight other average planet temps are approximate or even best guesses.

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:
The average Earth temp is 59F

Venus = 867F
Mercury = 333F
Earth = 59F
Mars = -85F
Jupiter = -166F
Saturn = -220F
Uranus = -320F
Neptune = -330F
Pluto = -375F

Really? How were these measurements taken of the entire planet???

I find it ironic that the only thing you won't believe is that your are gullible.

Naturally the eight other average planet temps are approximate or even best guesses.

So the temperature of Earth....that 59F average temperature you found on Google...is that an accurate measurement? Any idea how anyone could KNOW what the average temp is?

OK, the floor is yours. Show us your IQ is actually the 30 you claim it is.

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:
The average Earth temp is 59F

Venus = 867F
Mercury = 333F
Earth = 59F
Mars = -85F
Jupiter = -166F
Saturn = -220F
Uranus = -320F
Neptune = -330F
Pluto = -375F

Really? How were these measurements taken of the entire planet???

I find it ironic that the only thing you won't believe is that your are gullible.

Naturally the eight other average planet temps are approximate or even best guesses.

So the temperature of Earth....that 59F average temperature you found on Google...is that an accurate measurement? Any idea how anyone could KNOW what the average temp is?

OK, the floor is yours. Show us your IQ is actually the 30 you claim it is.

LOL, second grade math average does the trick quite easily. You would know this if you got that far before your mother put you to work in the garment factory

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:
The average Earth temp is 59F

Venus = 867F
Mercury = 333F
Earth = 59F
Mars = -85F
Jupiter = -166F
Saturn = -220F
Uranus = -320F
Neptune = -330F
Pluto = -375F

Really? How were these measurements taken of the entire planet???

I find it ironic that the only thing you won't believe is that your are gullible.

Naturally the eight other average planet temps are approximate or even best guesses.

So the temperature of Earth....that 59F average temperature you found on Google...is that an accurate measurement? Any idea how anyone could KNOW what the average temp is?

OK, the floor is yours. Show us your IQ is actually the 30 you claim it is.

LOL, second grade math average does the trick quite easily. You would know this if you got that far before your mother put you to work in the garment factory

I skipped second grade math and went straight to 3rd, so forgive me, I'm sure I missed the day when they learned how to average the temperature of the Earth. I would be grateful if you could show me. You said it's easy, so again, the floor is all yours.

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:
The average Earth temp is 59F

Venus = 867F
Mercury = 333F
Earth = 59F
Mars = -85F
Jupiter = -166F
Saturn = -220F
Uranus = -320F
Neptune = -330F
Pluto = -375F

Really? How were these measurements taken of the entire planet???

I find it ironic that the only thing you won't believe is that your are gullible.

Naturally the eight other average planet temps are approximate or even best guesses.

So the temperature of Earth....that 59F average temperature you found on Google...is that an accurate measurement? Any idea how anyone could KNOW what the average temp is?

OK, the floor is yours. Show us your IQ is actually the 30 you claim it is.

LOL, second grade math average does the trick quite easily. You would know this if you got that far before your mother put you to work in the garment factory

I skipped second grade math and went straight to 3rd, so forgive me, I'm sure I missed the day when they learned how to average the temperature of the Earth. I would be grateful if you could show me. You said it's easy, so again, the floor is all yours.

So what you are trying to ascertain is, do I know the math formula to come to a world average of over 32,000 weather stations? So u vish to test mi, guud.

Too simple, as a word problem. First one adds up all the temps, then divides by the number of weather data points, spread worldwide. You could do this every hour, every minute or once a day or every second by supercomputer, every hour would be best. If you did it every hour you would add up all the temps at each weather station then divide by 24, then add all of these numbers together for every station then divide by the number of stations. Repeat 365 times then divide the total by 365 and you have 59F, which in my instance translates to 130.

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:
The average Earth temp is 59F

Venus = 867F
Mercury = 333F
Earth = 59F
Mars = -85F
Jupiter = -166F
Saturn = -220F
Uranus = -320F
Neptune = -330F
Pluto = -375F

Really? How were these measurements taken of the entire planet???

I find it ironic that the only thing you won't believe is that your are gullible.

Naturally the eight other average planet temps are approximate or even best guesses.

So the temperature of Earth....that 59F average temperature you found on Google...is that an accurate measurement? Any idea how anyone could KNOW what the average temp is?

OK, the floor is yours. Show us your IQ is actually the 30 you claim it is.

LOL, second grade math average does the trick quite easily. You would know this if you got that far before your mother put you to work in the garment factory

I skipped second grade math and went straight to 3rd, so forgive me, I'm sure I missed the day when they learned how to average the temperature of the Earth. I would be grateful if you could show me. You said it's easy, so again, the floor is all yours.

So what you are trying to ascertain is, do I know the math formula to come to a world average of over 32,000 weather stations? So u vish to test mi, guud.

Too simple, as a word problem. First one adds up all the temps, then divides by the number of weather data points, spread worldwide. You could do this every hour, every minute or once a day or every second by supercomputer, every hour would be best. If you did it every hour you would add up all the temps at each weather station then divide by 24, then add all of these numbers together for every station then divide by the number of stations. Repeat 365 times then divide the total by 365 and you have 59F, which in my instance translates to 130.

Yup. Simple stuff. I'll take your 32,000 weather stations number, although I think it's much lower, and divide it by the 197 million sq miles of Earths surface and I come up with one station roughly every 6,000 square miles. You really think a reading every hour across 6,000 square miles (assuming they are spaced evenly and they are not) is even remotely accurate? We had a cold front last night and there was easily 10 degrees difference over a few miles. This is not anything uncommon.

I am clearly seeing how it is you calculate your 30 IQ.

...but we're not done destroying your "earth average temperature measurement". The weather stations typically measure temperature 2 meters above the surface. How does the temp get measured at 20 meters? 1 mile? 5 miles? That's all atmosphere too. It's air that moves...constantly.

So, if your accept that method of measurement, fine. You will need to kick in your higher education and calculate a margin of error. Any guesses before you actually do the math and show us your work?

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:
The average Earth temp is 59F

Venus = 867F
Mercury = 333F
Earth = 59F
Mars = -85F
Jupiter = -166F
Saturn = -220F
Uranus = -320F
Neptune = -330F
Pluto = -375F

Really? How were these measurements taken of the entire planet???

I find it ironic that the only thing you won't believe is that your are gullible.

Naturally the eight other average planet temps are approximate or even best guesses.

So the temperature of Earth....that 59F average temperature you found on Google...is that an accurate measurement? Any idea how anyone could KNOW what the average temp is?

OK, the floor is yours. Show us your IQ is actually the 30 you claim it is.

LOL, second grade math average does the trick quite easily. You would know this if you got that far before your mother put you to work in the garment factory

I skipped second grade math and went straight to 3rd, so forgive me, I'm sure I missed the day when they learned how to average the temperature of the Earth. I would be grateful if you could show me. You said it's easy, so again, the floor is all yours.

So what you are trying to ascertain is, do I know the math formula to come to a world average of over 32,000 weather stations? So u vish to test mi, guud.

Too simple, as a word problem. First one adds up all the temps, then divides by the number of weather data points, spread worldwide. You could do this every hour, every minute or once a day or every second by supercomputer, every hour would be best. If you did it every hour you would add up all the temps at each weather station then divide by 24, then add all of these numbers together for every station then divide by the number of stations. Repeat 365 times then divide the total by 365 and you have 59F, which in my instance translates to 130.

Yup. Simple stuff. I'll take your 32,000 weather stations number, although I think it's much lower, and divide it by the 197 million sq miles of Earths surface and I come up with one station roughly every 6,000 square miles. You really think a reading every hour across 6,000 square miles (assuming they are spaced evenly and they are not) is even remotely accurate? We had a cold front last night and there was easily 10 degrees difference over a few miles. This is not anything uncommon.

I am clearly seeing how it is you calculate your 30 IQ.

...but we're not done destroying your "earth average temperature measurement". The weather stations typically measure temperature 2 meters above the surface. How does the temp get measured at 20 meters? 1 mile? 5 miles? That's all atmosphere too. It's air that moves...constantly.

So, if your accept that method of measurement, fine. You will need to kick in your higher education and calculate a margin of error. Any guesses before you actually do the math and show us your work?

Yes the 32,000 number is more than sufficient to determine an average as the number would represent an accurate moment in time, noting that since weather is always moving one temp always flows into another. Also 6,000 square miles is just North of the land area of the state of Connecticut however the USA has 10,600 weather stations or one every 330 sq miles. Any more questions Englebert?

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:
The average Earth temp is 59F

Venus = 867F
Mercury = 333F
Earth = 59F
Mars = -85F
Jupiter = -166F
Saturn = -220F
Uranus = -320F
Neptune = -330F
Pluto = -375F

Really? How were these measurements taken of the entire planet???

I find it ironic that the only thing you won't believe is that your are gullible.

Naturally the eight other average planet temps are approximate or even best guesses.

So the temperature of Earth....that 59F average temperature you found on Google...is that an accurate measurement? Any idea how anyone could KNOW what the average temp is?

OK, the floor is yours. Show us your IQ is actually the 30 you claim it is.

LOL, second grade math average does the trick quite easily. You would know this if you got that far before your mother put you to work in the garment factory

I skipped second grade math and went straight to 3rd, so forgive me, I'm sure I missed the day when they learned how to average the temperature of the Earth. I would be grateful if you could show me. You said it's easy, so again, the floor is all yours.

So what you are trying to ascertain is, do I know the math formula to come to a world average of over 32,000 weather stations? So u vish to test mi, guud.

Too simple, as a word problem. First one adds up all the temps, then divides by the number of weather data points, spread worldwide. You could do this every hour, every minute or once a day or every second by supercomputer, every hour would be best. If you did it every hour you would add up all the temps at each weather station then divide by 24, then add all of these numbers together for every station then divide by the number of stations. Repeat 365 times then divide the total by 365 and you have 59F, which in my instance translates to 130.

Yup. Simple stuff. I'll take your 32,000 weather stations number, although I think it's much lower, and divide it by the 197 million sq miles of Earths surface and I come up with one station roughly every 6,000 square miles. You really think a reading every hour across 6,000 square miles (assuming they are spaced evenly and they are not) is even remotely accurate? We had a cold front last night and there was easily 10 degrees difference over a few miles. This is not anything uncommon.

I am clearly seeing how it is you calculate your 30 IQ.

...but we're not done destroying your "earth average temperature measurement". The weather stations typically measure temperature 2 meters above the surface. How does the temp get measured at 20 meters? 1 mile? 5 miles? That's all atmosphere too. It's air that moves...constantly.

So, if your accept that method of measurement, fine. You will need to kick in your higher education and calculate a margin of error. Any guesses before you actually do the math and show us your work?

Yes the 32,000 number is more than sufficient to determine an average as the number would represent an accurate moment in time, noting that since weather is always moving one temp always flows into another. Also 6,000 square miles is just North of the land area of the state of Connecticut however the USA has 10,600 weather stations or one every 330 sq miles. Any more questions Englebert?

No farther questions. I think your answer speaks for itself, especially since you

1 ) did not attempt a margin of error
2) did not address the altitude question
3) mentioned a "moment in time.

Good job evading, 30 boy.

GasGuzzler wrote:No farther questions.

Swan wrote:

Into the Night wrote:

Swan wrote:
Actually there are macro and micro climates. The biggest macro climate is the average of all of the Earth's micro and local climates.

Climate has no value associated with it. You can't average a non-number.

Swan wrote:
The average temp of the Earth is 59F.

Redundant term. Discard of the 0th law of thermodynamics. It is not possible to measure the temperature of the Earth. Discard of statistical mathematics.

Swan wrote:
Furthermore, as I stated earlier none of the Earths micro or macro climates are missing, except in your schizzo mind. Not that without higher brain functions or rational thought patterns can you ever comprehend reality.

Not English. Try English.

Swan wrote:
You may now resume choking your chicken

How do you know he has a chicken?

The average Earth temp is 59F

Venus = 867F
Mercury = 333F
Earth = 59F
Mars = -85F
Jupiter = -166F
Saturn = -220F
Uranus = -320F
Neptune = -330F
Pluto = -375F

And in other news, literally anything and everything can be expressed as a number. For instance, your brain is a sequence of 8 neurons that are all talking to themselves continually.

LOL

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:
The average Earth temp is 59F

Venus = 867F
Mercury = 333F
Earth = 59F
Mars = -85F
Jupiter = -166F
Saturn = -220F
Uranus = -320F
Neptune = -330F
Pluto = -375F

Really? How were these measurements taken of the entire planet???

I find it ironic that the only thing you won't believe is that your are gullible.

Naturally the eight other average planet temps are approximate or even best guesses.

Swan wrote:
Actually...

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:
The average Earth temp is 59F

Venus = 867F
Mercury = 333F
Earth = 59F
Mars = -85F
Jupiter = -166F
Saturn = -220F
Uranus = -320F
Neptune = -330F
Pluto = -375F

Really? How were these measurements taken of the entire planet???

I find it ironic that the only thing you won't believe is that your are gullible.

Naturally the eight other average planet temps are approximate or even best guesses.

So the temperature of Earth....that 59F average temperature you found on Google...is that an accurate measurement? Any idea how anyone could KNOW what the average temp is?

OK, the floor is yours. Show us your IQ is actually the 30 you claim it is.

LOL, second grade math average does the trick quite easily. You would know this if you got that far before your mother put you to work in the garment factory

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:
The average Earth temp is 59F

Venus = 867F
Mercury = 333F
Earth = 59F
Mars = -85F
Jupiter = -166F
Saturn = -220F
Uranus = -320F
Neptune = -330F
Pluto = -375F

Really? How were these measurements taken of the entire planet???

I find it ironic that the only thing you won't believe is that your are gullible.

Naturally the eight other average planet temps are approximate or even best guesses.

So the temperature of Earth....that 59F average temperature you found on Google...is that an accurate measurement? Any idea how anyone could KNOW what the average temp is?

OK, the floor is yours. Show us your IQ is actually the 30 you claim it is.

LOL, second grade math average does the trick quite easily. You would know this if you got that far before your mother put you to work in the garment factory

I skipped second grade math and went straight to 3rd, so forgive me, I'm sure I missed the day when they learned how to average the temperature of the Earth. I would be grateful if you could show me. You said it's easy, so again, the floor is all yours.

So what you are trying to ascertain is, do I know the math formula to come to a world average of over 32,000 weather stations? So u vish to test mi, guud.

Too simple, as a word problem. First one adds up all the temps, then divides by the number of weather data points, spread worldwide. You could do this every hour, every minute or once a day or every second by supercomputer, every hour would be best. If you did it every hour you would add up all the temps at each weather station then divide by 24, then add all of these numbers together for every station then divide by the number of stations. Repeat 365 times then divide the total by 365 and you have 59F, which in my instance translates to 130.

Ciao

Now hand over the frikin keys already

LOL did you change Biden's diaper yet?

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:
The average Earth temp is 59F

Venus = 867F
Mercury = 333F
Earth = 59F
Mars = -85F
Jupiter = -166F
Saturn = -220F
Uranus = -320F
Neptune = -330F
Pluto = -375F

Really? How were these measurements taken of the entire planet???

I find it ironic that the only thing you won't believe is that your are gullible.

Naturally the eight other average planet temps are approximate or even best guesses.

So the temperature of Earth....that 59F average temperature you found on Google...is that an accurate measurement? Any idea how anyone could KNOW what the average temp is?

OK, the floor is yours. Show us your IQ is actually the 30 you claim it is.

LOL, second grade math average does the trick quite easily. You would know this if you got that far before your mother put you to work in the garment factory

I skipped second grade math and went straight to 3rd, so forgive me, I'm sure I missed the day when they learned how to average the temperature of the Earth. I would be grateful if you could show me. You said it's easy, so again, the floor is all yours.

So what you are trying to ascertain is, do I know the math formula to come to a world average of over 32,000 weather stations? So u vish to test mi, guud.

Too simple, as a word problem. First one adds up all the temps, then divides by the number of weather data points, spread worldwide. You could do this every hour, every minute or once a day or every second by supercomputer, every hour would be best. If you did it every hour you would add up all the temps at each weather station then divide by 24, then add all of these numbers together for every station then divide by the number of stations. Repeat 365 times then divide the total by 365 and you have 59F, which in my instance translates to 130.

Yup. Simple stuff. I'll take your 32,000 weather stations number, although I think it's much lower, and divide it by the 197 million sq miles of Earths surface and I come up with one station roughly every 6,000 square miles. You really think a reading every hour across 6,000 square miles (assuming they are spaced evenly and they are not) is even remotely accurate? We had a cold front last night and there was easily 10 degrees difference over a few miles. This is not anything uncommon.

I am clearly seeing how it is you calculate your 30 IQ.

...but we're not done destroying your "earth average temperature measurement". The weather stations typically measure temperature 2 meters above the surface. How does the temp get measured at 20 meters? 1 mile? 5 miles? That's all atmosphere too. It's air that moves...constantly.

So, if your accept that method of measurement, fine. You will need to kick in your higher education and calculate a margin of error. Any guesses before you actually do the math and show us your work?

Yes the 32,000 number is more than sufficient to determine an average as the number would represent an accurate moment in time, noting that since weather is always moving one temp always flows into another. Also 6,000 square miles is just North of the land area of the state of Connecticut however the USA has 10,600 weather stations or one every 330 sq miles.

Swan wrote:
Now are...

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:
The average Earth temp is 59F

Venus = 867F
Mercury = 333F
Earth = 59F
Mars = -85F
Jupiter = -166F
Saturn = -220F
Uranus = -320F
Neptune = -330F
Pluto = -375F

Really? How were these measurements taken of the entire planet???

I find it ironic that the only thing you won't believe is that your are gullible.

Naturally the eight other average planet temps are approximate or even best guesses.

So the temperature of Earth....that 59F average temperature you found on Google...is that an accurate measurement? Any idea how anyone could KNOW what the average temp is?

OK, the floor is yours. Show us your IQ is actually the 30 you claim it is.

LOL, second grade math average does the trick quite easily. You would know this if you got that far before your mother put you to work in the garment factory

I skipped second grade math and went straight to 3rd, so forgive me, I'm sure I missed the day when they learned how to average the temperature of the Earth. I would be grateful if you could show me. You said it's easy, so again, the floor is all yours.

So what you are trying to ascertain is, do I know the math formula to come to a world average of over 32,000 weather stations? So u vish to test mi, guud.

Too simple, as a word problem. First one adds up all the temps, then divides by the number of weather data points, spread worldwide. You could do this every hour, every minute or once a day or every second by supercomputer, every hour would be best. If you did it every hour you would add up all the temps at each weather station then divide by 24, then add all of these numbers together for every station then divide by the number of stations. Repeat 365 times then divide the total by 365 and you have 59F, which in my instance translates to 130.

Yup. Simple stuff. I'll take your 32,000 weather stations number, although I think it's much lower, and divide it by the 197 million sq miles of Earths surface and I come up with one station roughly every 6,000 square miles. You really think a reading every hour across 6,000 square miles (assuming they are spaced evenly and they are not) is even remotely accurate? We had a cold front last night and there was easily 10 degrees difference over a few miles. This is not anything uncommon.

I am clearly seeing how it is you calculate your 30 IQ.

...but we're not done destroying your "earth average temperature measurement". The weather stations typically measure temperature 2 meters above the surface. How does the temp get measured at 20 meters? 1 mile? 5 miles? That's all atmosphere too. It's air that moves...constantly.

So, if your accept that method of measurement, fine. You will need to kick in your higher education and calculate a margin of error. Any guesses before you actually do the math and show us your work?

Yes the 32,000 number is more than sufficient to determine an average as the number would represent an accurate moment in time, noting that since weather is always moving one temp always flows into another. Also 6,000 square miles is just North of the land area of the state of Connecticut however the USA has 10,600 weather stations or one every 330 sq miles. Any more questions Englebert?

No farther questions. I think your answer speaks for itself, especially since you

1 ) did not attempt a margin of error
2) did not address the altitude question
3) mentioned a "moment in time.

Good job evading, 30 boy.

I didn't do the math, NASA did. I merely explained how the math was done, and did so with flawless ease.

Yawn

Into the Night wrote:

Swan wrote:

Into the Night wrote:

Swan wrote:
Actually there are macro and micro climates. The biggest macro climate is the average of all of the Earth's micro and local climates.

Climate has no value associated with it. You can't average a non-number.

Swan wrote:
The average temp of the Earth is 59F.

Redundant term. Discard of the 0th law of thermodynamics. It is not possible to measure the temperature of the Earth. Discard of statistical mathematics.

Swan wrote:
Furthermore, as I stated earlier none of the Earths micro or macro climates are missing, except in your schizzo mind. Not that without higher brain functions or rational thought patterns can you ever comprehend reality.

Not English. Try English.

Swan wrote:
You may now resume choking your chicken

How do you know he has a chicken?

The average Earth temp is 59F

Venus = 867F
Mercury = 333F
Earth = 59F
Mars = -85F
Jupiter = -166F
Saturn = -220F
Uranus = -320F
Neptune = -330F
Pluto = -375F

And in other news, literally anything and everything can be expressed as a number. For instance, your brain is a sequence of 8 neurons that are all talking to themselves continually.

LOL

It is not possible to measure the temperature of any planet.
Argument from randU fallacies.

Into the Night wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:

Swan wrote:
The average Earth temp is 59F

Venus = 867F
Mercury = 333F
Earth = 59F
Mars = -85F
Jupiter = -166F
Saturn = -220F
Uranus = -320F
Neptune = -330F
Pluto = -375F

Really? How were these measurements taken of the entire planet???

I find it ironic that the only thing you won't believe is that your are gullible.

Naturally the eight other average planet temps are approximate or even best guesses.

So the temperature of Earth....that 59F average temperature you found on Google...is that an accurate measurement? Any idea how anyone could KNOW what the average temp is?

OK, the floor is yours. Show us your IQ is actually the 30 you claim it is.

LOL, second grade math average does the trick quite easily. You would know this if you got that far before your mother put you to work in the garment factory

I skipped second grade math and went straight to 3rd, so forgive me, I'm sure I missed the day when they learned how to average the temperature of the Earth. I would be grateful if you could show me. You said it's easy, so again, the floor is all yours.

So what you are trying to ascertain is, do I know the math formula to come to a world average of over 32,000 weather stations? So u vish to test mi, guud.

Too simple, as a word problem. First one adds up all the temps, then divides by the number of weather data points, spread worldwide. You could do this every hour, every minute or once a day or every second by supercomputer, every hour would be best. If you did it every hour you would add up all the temps at each weather station then divide by 24, then add all of these numbers together for every station then divide by the number of stations. Repeat 365 times then divide the total by 365 and you have 59F, which in my instance translates to 130.

Yup. Simple stuff. I'll take your 32,000 weather stations number, although I think it's much lower, and divide it by the 197 million sq miles of Earths surface and I come up with one station roughly every 6,000 square miles. You really think a reading every hour across 6,000 square miles (assuming they are spaced evenly and they are not) is even remotely accurate? We had a cold front last night and there was easily 10 degrees difference over a few miles. This is not anything uncommon.

I am clearly seeing how it is you calculate your 30 IQ.

...but we're not done destroying your "earth average temperature measurement". The weather stations typically measure temperature 2 meters above the surface. How does the temp get measured at 20 meters? 1 mile? 5 miles? That's all atmosphere too. It's air that moves...constantly.

So, if your accept that method of measurement, fine. You will need to kick in your higher education and calculate a margin of error. Any guesses before you actually do the math and show us your work?

Yes the 32,000 number is more than sufficient to determine an average as the number would represent an accurate moment in time, noting that since weather is always moving one temp always flows into another. Also 6,000 square miles is just North of the land area of the state of Connecticut however the USA has 10,600 weather stations or one every 330 sq miles. Any more questions Englebert?

No farther questions. I think your answer speaks for itself, especially since you

1 ) did not attempt a margin of error
2) did not address the altitude question
3) mentioned a "moment in time.

Good job evading, 30 boy.

I didn't do the math, NASA did. I merely explained how the math was done, and did so with flawless ease.

Yawn

Math errors is not math. You cannot do math by name dropping either. NASA is a government agency. They can't do the math either without committing the same errors you did.

It is not possible to measure the temperature of the Earth or any other planet.

IBdaMann wrote:

GasGuzzler wrote:No farther questions.

No further questions. "Far" and "farther" specifically refer to distance. "Further" means "additional" ("furthermore" means "additionally").

If there are no farther questions, then all questions are at most that distance from you or closer.

Swan wrote:

Into the Night wrote:

Swan wrote:

Into the Night wrote:

Swan wrote:
Actually there are macro and micro climates. The biggest macro climate is the average of all of the Earth's micro and local climates.

Climate has no value associated with it. You can't average a non-number.

Swan wrote:
The average temp of the Earth is 59F.

Redundant term. Discard of the 0th law of thermodynamics. It is not possible to measure the temperature of the Earth. Discard of statistical mathematics.

Swan wrote:
Furthermore, as I stated earlier none of the Earths micro or macro climates are missing, except in your schizzo mind. Not that without higher brain functions or rational thought patterns can you ever comprehend reality.

Not English. Try English.

Swan wrote:
You may now resume choking your chicken

How do you know he has a chicken?

The average Earth temp is 59F

Venus = 867F
Mercury = 333F
Earth = 59F
Mars = -85F
Jupiter = -166F
Saturn = -220F
Uranus = -320F
Neptune = -330F
Pluto = -375F

And in other news, literally anything and everything can be expressed as a number. For instance, your brain is a sequence of 8 neurons that are all talking to themselves continually.

LOL

It is not possible to measure the temperature of any planet.
Argument from randU fallacies.

Sure it is, you would know this if you could process logical thought. So just to be clear, why are you arguing that no planet has a temperature?

Into the Night wrote:

Swan wrote:

Into the Night wrote:

Swan wrote:

Into the Night wrote:

Swan wrote:
Actually there are macro and micro climates. The biggest macro climate is the average of all of the Earth's micro and local climates.

Climate has no value associated with it. You can't average a non-number.

Swan wrote:
The average temp of the Earth is 59F.

Redundant term. Discard of the 0th law of thermodynamics. It is not possible to measure the temperature of the Earth. Discard of statistical mathematics.

Swan wrote:
Furthermore, as I stated earlier none of the Earths micro or macro climates are missing, except in your schizzo mind. Not that without higher brain functions or rational thought patterns can you ever comprehend reality.

Not English. Try English.

Swan wrote:
You may now resume choking your chicken

How do you know he has a chicken?

The average Earth temp is 59F

Venus = 867F
Mercury = 333F
Earth = 59F
Mars = -85F
Jupiter = -166F
Saturn = -220F
Uranus = -320F
Neptune = -330F
Pluto = -375F

And in other news, literally anything and everything can be expressed as a number. For instance, your brain is a sequence of 8 neurons that are all talking to themselves continually.

LOL

It is not possible to measure the temperature of any planet.
Argument from randU fallacies.

Sure it is, you would know this if you could process logical thought. So just to be clear, why are you arguing that no planet has a temperature?

I'm not. Earth's temperature is unknown.
It is not possible to measure the temperature of the Earth.

Swan wrote:

Into the Night wrote:

Swan wrote:

Into the Night wrote:

Swan wrote:

Into the Night wrote:

Swan wrote:
Actually there are macro and micro climates. The biggest macro climate is the average of all of the Earth's micro and local climates.

Climate has no value associated with it. You can't average a non-number.

Swan wrote:
The average temp of the Earth is 59F.

Redundant term. Discard of the 0th law of thermodynamics. It is not possible to measure the temperature of the Earth. Discard of statistical mathematics.

Swan wrote:
Furthermore, as I stated earlier none of the Earths micro or macro climates are missing, except in your schizzo mind. Not that without higher brain functions or rational thought patterns can you ever comprehend reality.

Not English. Try English.

Swan wrote:
You may now resume choking your chicken

How do you know he has a chicken?

The average Earth temp is 59F

Venus = 867F
Mercury = 333F
Earth = 59F
Mars = -85F
Jupiter = -166F
Saturn = -220F
Uranus = -320F
Neptune = -330F
Pluto = -375F

And in other news, literally anything and everything can be expressed as a number. For instance, your brain is a sequence of 8 neurons that are all talking to themselves continually.

LOL

It is not possible to measure the temperature of any planet.
Argument from randU fallacies.

Sure it is, you would know this if you could process logical thought. So just to be clear, why are you arguing that no planet has a temperature?

I'm not. Earth's temperature is unknown.
It is not possible to measure the temperature of the Earth.

Actually the average temperature of the Earth is 59F and you have provided zero evidence to contradict this. You may resume trolling now, and change your shirt already.